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Title: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: thundley4 on November 28, 2008, 06:16:34 PM: Quote
BLOOMINGTON, Ill. â€“ The Christmas ornaments for sale at the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer. Honest!
Staffers make decorations out of droppings from the zoo's two reindeer, Ealu and Rika. The droppings are dried, then clear-coated and either painted or rolled in glitter.
Zoo marketing director Susie Ohley has named the products "magical reindeer gem ornaments," and each comes with a label of authenticity. They cost $5 at the zoo gift shop.
Poop Ornaments (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_reindeer_ornaments)

Illinois is fast becoming the Florida of the midwest. :banghead:
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 28, 2008, 07:27:47 PM: It's green. Waste not, want not. :-)
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Chris_ on November 28, 2008, 10:12:03 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 28, 2008, 07:27:47 PM
It's green. Waste not, want not. :-)
Now we can honestly say someone's Christmas tree look like sh*t.

...smells like it too.
:-)
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Miss Mia on November 29, 2008, 10:06:29 AM: Didn't some place do this last year with Rhino poop?
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2008, 05:37:03 PM: Holy Shit! :o
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 05:46:26 PM: Why isn't Mike Rowe of Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs involved with this?

Making silk purses out of reindeer shit seems right up his alley..... :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Chris_ on November 29, 2008, 06:09:14 PM: Quote from: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 05:46:26 PM
Why isn't Mike Rowe of Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs involved with this?

Making silk purses out of reindeer shit seems right up his alley..... :popcorn:
They had a special on "Myth Busters"....they proved you can, in fact, polish a turd. :o
Title: Re: Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings
Post by: Eupher on November 29, 2008, 09:27:36 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on November 29, 2008, 06:09:14 PM
They had a special on "Myth Busters"....they proved you can, in fact, polish a turd. :o

:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Yeah, I can see Adam gettin' het up about that.

Thing is, they've got a thing on the Discovery Channel about the word "fart." They wouldn't permit it. Those guys - Adam included - had to use the word "flattis."

And then they got together to light farts.

Hilarious. :-)