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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Wretched Excess on November 26, 2008, 01:41:26 PM
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ok, you have your crime waves, and then you have nebraskan crime waves. :-) :rotf: although I suppose this is one more arrest that sounds like it should have taken place in florida. oh, wait. that's the sunshine state; which state is the moonprint state?
Nebraska's 'Butt Bandit' suspect faces charges
Cops say he left greasy, graphic imprints of behind, groin on area windows
VALENTINE, Neb. - Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."
Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.
Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.
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The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.
Scott said Larvie was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning. Larvie could not be reached to comment.
Link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27912944/)
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:rotf:
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I bet he took the winters off. Wintered in Florida I bet
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Ya gotta read the link to understand the idea behind "greasy."
Jeezus. Butt juice don't work no more?? This guy incapable of creating skid marks? No wonder he got busted....
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Ya gotta read the link to understand the idea behind "greasy."
Jeezus. Butt juice don't work no more?? This guy incapable of creating skid marks? No wonder he got busted....
I don't have "skidmarks"........ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I don't have "skidmarks"........ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Remember Synovio's underwear avatar? My Gawd......
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Remember Synovio's underwear avatar? My Gawd......
:hammer: :hammer: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: