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Title: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: NHSparky on November 25, 2008, 10:11:03 AM
Miss Mia and Sweet Dee are acting as my muses today:

"Are you tired?  Cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants."

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Do you work for UPS?  Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package."
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 25, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 25, 2008, 10:26:10 AM

does someone have a bucket? 'cause I totally have to puke. :-)
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Zeus on November 25, 2008, 10:31:03 AM
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 25, 2008, 11:05:49 AM
I really heard this one used by a good ole boy once......and it worked.

"Red. You're the best looking thing I ever seen. I'd pay $10 to just to hear you pee in a tin can over the telephone."
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: thundley4 on November 25, 2008, 11:18:37 AM
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRock.
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: PatriotGame on November 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
Overheard in a gay bar:
One fag to another: "Excuse me there big fella but may I push in your stool?"

 :o
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Eupher on November 25, 2008, 11:23:04 AM
"Would you have sex with me if I just avoided the cheesy lines altogether?"
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: BEG on November 25, 2008, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Eupher on November 25, 2008, 11:23:04 AM
"Would you have sex with me if I just avoided the cheesy lines altogether?"

LOL  :lmao:
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: BEG on November 25, 2008, 11:25:46 AM
Quote from: PatriotGame on November 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
Overheard in a gay bar:
One fag to another: "Excuse me there big fella but may I push in your stool?"

 :o

Gross
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: jinxmchue on November 25, 2008, 01:29:17 PM
That's a nice dress, but you know what would look really good on you?  Me.
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Chris_ on November 25, 2008, 01:33:27 PM
"If I told you have a beautiful body would you old it against me?"

“Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Why don’t you talk to me instead? I’m from a different planet.”
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Tantal on November 25, 2008, 01:40:43 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time. :-)
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: PatriotGame on November 25, 2008, 05:28:13 PM
Quote from: BEG on November 25, 2008, 11:25:46 AM
Gross
I agree - faggotry IS gross.... :naughty:
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: RightCoast on November 25, 2008, 05:49:56 PM
My buddy used - unsuccessfully:

That sweater looks great on you...but it would look better on my floor.
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Miss Mia on November 25, 2008, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 25, 2008, 10:26:10 AM
does someone have a bucket? 'cause I totally have to puke. :-)


How many girls have you picked up with that????
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: ReardenSteel on November 25, 2008, 07:18:09 PM
"You must be the cause of Global Warming!"
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 25, 2008, 07:40:35 PM
Hey babe, why are you talking to this loser?  I'm independently wealthy.  Why don't we move this party to my private jet.
Title: Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 25, 2008, 08:19:36 PM
"If you knew what I were thinking....I'd be in jail right now"



 :rotf: