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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on November 25, 2008, 08:08:41 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.org/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4516827
Oh my.
The primitives discuss job opportunities.
But for other people; primitives don't want to work themselves.
brentspeak (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 04:59 PM
Original message
You're given the power to have Bush, Cheney, Limblow, etc. employed in whatever job you want
For some reason, you don't have the power to make them go to jail. But you do have the ability to make them work any kind of crappy job out there. What jobs would that be?
Examples:
Bush: Times Square street sweeper
Cheney: Burger King checkout guy
Limblow: Human medical experiments guinea pig
Hannity: crash-test dummy
etc.
Does anybody know Rush Limbaugh's and Sean Hannity's going to be unemployed after January 20?
Why am I the last person to know?
Cleita (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:04 PM
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1. Being that they are the age of retirement, I would have them live on Social Security with Medicare like the rest of us. If they get a job for minimum wage at Wal-Mart, then let them get their Social Security reduced because of it like the rest of us. I wonder how they would feel about those "entitlement" programs then?
Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:10 PM
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5. All of them: Nursing assistant in a nursing home for minimum wage
Well, I suppose we all know now, what sort of job the above primitive has.
Andy823 (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:24 PM
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6. I would put the ALL
Down in the bottom of the outhouses in our state and national parks with a toothbrush cleaning and scrubbing them till they shine. Now maybe I would pump them out first, and then again maybe not!
doc03 (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:25 PM
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7. The worst jobs I have seen is the guys that work on Super Sucker trucks. Super Suckertrucks are the big vacuum trucks they use to suck out sewage systems, porta johns, grease pits, etc. I think they would be suited for that job.
Hmmm. That sounds like what Skins's island needs, a supersucker truck job.
Atman (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:38 PM
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11. Splooge mopper at the porno store video booths
Anyone one [sic] of 'em. They could work in shifts.
Oh, and it should be an a very, very Democratic district somewhere.
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Seriously DUmmies, the ruby slippers DON'T work.
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Their the DUmmies go, not thinking again. If Bush and company got those jobs, then the DUmmies would just lose theirs.
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Atman (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-22-08 05:38 PM
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11. Splooge mopper at the porno store video booths
Anyone one [sic] of 'em. They could work in shifts.
Oh, and it should be an a very, very Democratic district somewhere.
Funny how the most Splooge soaked porono boots exist in a "very, very Democratic district".
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