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Title: sparkling husband primitive thinks turducken a bit excessive
Post by: franksolich on November 25, 2008, 04:54:29 AM
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Oh my.

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tigereye  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 10:49 PM
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so tell me about turducken ( my SIL is making one) 

I'm more of a traditionalist and I'm not cooking Tx. Dinner this year.

I have no idea what turducken entails, and how it is made or cooked.

What's a "Texas Dinner"?

Don't tell me "Tx" is the primitive euphemism for "Thanksgiving."

No, damn it, no.

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 11:22 PM
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1. An orgy of cooked fowl

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

Each is boneless. The net result is sliced meat with three species in each slice.

It seems a bit excessive to me.

I don't know anyone who has ever seen one, let alone eaten one, and surely never made one.

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Gwendolyn  (488 posts)      Mon Nov-24-08 11:39 PM
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2. Is she making it from scratch herself?
 
It looks like a lot of work!

Pics and instructions here: http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

But I think you can get a butcher to assemble it for you. Never tried it either but it's probably good eats.

Uh-oh.  The warped primitive seems to be anti-southern.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-25-08 12:20 AM
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3. It's a mostly southern perversion of a deboned chicken stuffed inside a deboned duck and the two then inside a deboned turkey. A slice of the finished huge roll of solid meat would then give a diner a little turkey, a little duck, and a little chicken.

Why this is a good thing is beyond me. One presumably hides the whole mess under cranberry sauce and generic gravy, thus further blurring the distinctions among the three birds.

A better idea would be to cook all 3 separately, bones in, with sauces/gravies tailored to each bird.

But then it wouldn't be turducken, would it?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive thinks turducken a bit excessive
Post by: Wineslob on November 25, 2008, 02:41:25 PM
Sounds good to me.  :cheersmate:

Warped one, how about we deepfry the SOB?    :hyper:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive thinks turducken a bit excessive
Post by: BEG on November 25, 2008, 02:45:25 PM
I have never eaten duck.  I think I need to try it before I die.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive thinks turducken a bit excessive
Post by: Wineslob on November 25, 2008, 02:55:24 PM
I have never eaten duck.  I think I need to try it before I die.

The ones in restaurants are more like chicken/duck. They are so over-fed it's the reason everyone associates ducks with being fatty.  :lame:
Wild duck, on the other hand, is very lean, and when done right, can be as good as filet. Mallard, Wood duck, Widgeon, and Teal are my favorites.