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Title: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: bijou on November 22, 2008, 03:26:02 PM
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An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare.

Some parents in Vineland, N.J., as well as the board of education president, want Louisa C. Tuck fired, but district officials were advised by their lawyers and those from the New Jersey School Board Association they have no legal grounds to terminate the 32-year-old from her $5,772-a-year part-time job as an aide in the lunchroom and playground, The Daily Journal reported.

"We have no real legal stance or legal right to do anything for two reasons — one, it's not illegal, and two, it's not on school time," Superintendent Charles Ottinger told the newspaper.

Tuck, who went by the name of Crystal Gunns when she starred in adult movies, performances and photos, told the newspaper it's been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry. She now also works with children at the local YMCA.

...  (http://www.foxnews.com/images/469362/2_61_112208_crystalgunns.jpg)

link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456345,00.html)

Look peeps, it's not Florida.  :-)
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Thor on November 22, 2008, 03:41:12 PM
It's kind of stupid to hold something against someone that's no longer an issue. FFS, she's a f'n lunch lady. She's committed no crime. No, we'd rather elect a President that has questionable associations, questionable ethics, and socialist tendencies.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 22, 2008, 05:25:36 PM

A retired Porn star reaches out to her community.
(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9384/sweater1anw9.png)
OK boys, do you want the "Meatloaf Surprise" or the "Hush Puppies?"
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: asdf2231 on November 22, 2008, 05:42:59 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/Batman_and_Robin_TV_show.jpg)
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris on November 22, 2008, 05:55:31 PM
Lunchlady Doris is not amused.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2008, 05:58:21 PM
Let me get this straight -- her RL name was "Louisa C. Tuck" and the best porn name should could come up with was "Crystal Gunns?"
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 06:06:13 PM
Let me get this straight -- her RL name was "Louisa C. Tuck" and the best porn name should could come up with was "Crystal Gunns?"


It's like, put a little EFFORT into being a porn star ya know?!   sheesh.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris on November 22, 2008, 06:10:11 PM
It's like, put a little EFFORT into being a porn star ya know?!   sheesh.

Yeah, cuz that's where all the smart girls are.   :lmao:
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris on November 22, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9384/sweater1anw9.png)

It's amazing what they can do with computers today.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Miss Mia on November 22, 2008, 06:46:30 PM
I wonder how they found out.  I assume someone recognized her from her previous work.  "Hey honey, I think the lunch lady was in that video we watched last night...."
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 07:03:11 PM
I wonder how they found out.  I assume someone recognized her from her previous work.  "Hey honey, I think the lunch lady was in that video we watched last night...."

i was watchin' some random porn last week, and recognized a chick from Rock of Love.  lol  So awesome.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Miss Mia on November 22, 2008, 07:04:59 PM
i was watchin' some random porn last week, and recognized a chick from Rock of Love.  lol  So awesome.


You lead an interesting life Sweet Dee.  :rofl:
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Miss Mia on November 22, 2008, 07:28:16 PM
Here's a couple of pics of her:

(http://www.collegeotr.com/images/blogs/ed356d67a69ffcb2f4463f0a686d97f9.jpg)



She's in the middle:

(http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/102292.jpg)
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: NHSparky on November 22, 2008, 07:42:51 PM
I wonder how they found out.  I assume someone recognized her from her previous work.  "Hey honey, I think the lunch lady was in that video we watched last night...."

Maybe it was the way she was handling the hot dogs.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 07:49:54 PM
Those pictures are horrendous!!  Ugh!!
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Miss Mia on November 22, 2008, 07:52:16 PM
Those pictures are horrendous!!  Ugh!!


All I can think is "her poor back!"
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 07:56:26 PM
Have you seen "My Bare Lady"?

Go Sunny!

lol  So funny :)  I don't normally pay attention to the porn titles.  Some of them are truly hilarious :)
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 22, 2008, 08:05:37 PM

All I can think is "her poor back!"
All I can think of is: "These are the best school lunches EVER!"
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Sweet Dee on November 22, 2008, 08:08:33 PM

All I can think is "her poor back!"

I keep thinking "boob veins!"  lol  Ew.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Miss Mia on November 22, 2008, 08:53:21 PM
I keep thinking "boob veins!"  lol  Ew.

That's almost as disgusting as Madonna's hands.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris on November 22, 2008, 08:59:59 PM
I feel bad that I recognized the girl on the right without having to look it up.  :(
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris_ on November 22, 2008, 09:43:02 PM
Maybe it was the way she was handling the hot dogs.
...or the dumplings.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Randy on November 23, 2008, 11:56:10 AM
I feel bad that I recognized the girl on the right without having to look it up.  :(

Hummm interesting....


No qualms at all that he knows HOW to look it up.


:-)
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Chris on November 23, 2008, 12:31:47 PM
Hummm interesting....


No qualms at all that he knows HOW to look it up.


:-)

Hell, I even found a couple of the lunchlady's movies and considered downloading them.  You know, for future reference. 

She got more plastic than a Toyota.  They looked kinda nasty.
Title: Re: School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star
Post by: Airwolf on November 23, 2008, 02:34:35 PM
It's kind of stupid to hold something against someone that's no longer an issue. FFS, she's a f'n lunch lady. She's committed no crime. No, we'd rather elect a President that has questionable associations, questionable ethics, and socialist tendencies.

Welcome to the New World Order ,Comrade.