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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chris_ on November 20, 2008, 11:38:42 AM
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What an iPhoney story
A WOMAN is divorcing her husband after he told her it was an "iPhone glitch" that sent pictures of his genitals to another woman.
The man's wife, "Susan", consulted Apple after finding a close up image of her husband "pleasuring himself" in his sent emails folder.
When she confronted her shocked husband he blamed the message on his phone.
But Susan, understandably a little dubious, decided to ask for advice on an Apple help forum.
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She asked her online helpers for information on the alleged glitch, saying her marriage depended on it.
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Susan said she was working on divorce proceedings and thanked everyone for their input.
The judge should deny the divorce. These two losers deserve each other. What's her DUmp name? :loser:
MORE (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1952067.ece)
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What kind of idiot thinks anyone would buy a story about a glitch causing photos of you masturbating to be accidentally taken and accidentally sent to another woman?
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What kind of sicko would take the picture in the first place. :hammer:
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What kind of sicko would take the picture in the first place. :hammer:
Oh COME ON!
Who among us has NEVER accidentally taken a picture of them wringing their junk and then had it accidentally upload attached to an email addressed to another woman that they have had a long term but STRICTLY platonic internet relationship with?!?!
Sheesh! The hypocrisy here is knee deep!
:-)
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"Honest, honey! I was just cleaning it and it went off!"
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She asked her online helpers for information on the alleged glitch, saying her marriage depended on it.
Somebody fire up the DUmp diver software. This has GOT to be a DUmmie.
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"Honest, honey! I was just cleaning it and it went off!"
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He should have used a slight variation of that Marlon Brando line, "I couldda been a porn star."