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Title: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2008, 11:33:40 AM
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Angus Steer Escapes Slaughterhouse, On Loose in Cincinnati

CINCINNATI  —  Searchers on the ground and in a sheriff's department helicopter Monday were looking for an Angus steer that postponed its date with a slaughterhouse by bolting out a gate that had been inadvertently left open.

The more than 1,000-pound animal escaped from a slaughterhouse holding pen Monday morning and ran into the woods of suburban Cincinnati, according to Colerain Township police and the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office.

The steer was last seen heading into woods several blocks north of Stehlin's Meat Market and Interstate 275, said Dick Stehlin, co-owner of the meatpacking business. He said the bovine should be approached with caution.

"It's not, say, a mean animal or anything like that, it's just sort of in a panic stage," Stehlin said. "It's just out running, not even knowing where it's heading."

It's not the first time a steer has been on the loose in the Cincinnati area. In September 2006, a steer named Little Red ran from a fair and eluded capture for three days.

SOURCR (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326071,00.html)

So now the cops are asking, "Where's the beef?"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: bijou on January 29, 2008, 11:38:03 AM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: DaSaintFan on January 29, 2008, 11:53:05 AM
Heifer a day, gone the next...
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2008, 12:40:27 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: bijou on January 29, 2008, 02:01:26 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2008, 02:30:49 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: bijou on January 29, 2008, 02:36:27 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2008, 05:21:04 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Oh, stop beefing about it.   :tongue:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: bijou on January 29, 2008, 05:34:34 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Oh, stop beefing about it.   :tongue:
I am on the horns of a dilemma as to whether to continue with the puns or not now.  :(
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2008, 05:37:21 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Oh, stop beefing about it.   :tongue:
I am on the horns of a dilemma as to whether to continue with the puns or not now.  :(
This obviously has legs.  If it didn't, it'd be ground beef.   :rotf:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: PatriotGame on January 29, 2008, 11:06:54 PM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Oh, stop beefing about it.   :tongue:
I am on the horns of a dilemma as to whether to continue with the puns or not now.  :(
This obviously has legs.  If it didn't, it'd be ground beef.   :rotf:

Bullshit!
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 07:29:20 AM
What a moo-ving story.  :-)
Would I steer you wrong?   :tongue:
Nah, you are udderly reliable.  :-)
Pretty cow-ardly thing to say.  I won't even meat you midway.

I am wounded.   :bawl: It's as if you have driven a steak through my heart.
Oh, stop beefing about it.   :tongue:
I am on the horns of a dilemma as to whether to continue with the puns or not now.  :(
This obviously has legs.  If it didn't, it'd be ground beef.   :rotf:

Bullshit!
Um no, that would be over in the smokers/lung cancer cure thread.   :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 01:10:16 PM
Well it's weird that I heard about this story here at CC rather than the local news but I can offer an update. (no, I didn't see a moo-cow run past my window)

The local news break from the Rush Limbaugh show has informed me that an attempt was made to tranquilise the steer but in the end, it had to be made into lunchmeat. (well. that was it's destination anywho)

-I'm ReardenSteel. Reporting the latest from Cincinnati. Back to you Lug.
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: bijou on January 30, 2008, 01:13:37 PM
Well it's weird that I heard about this story here at CC rather than the local news but I can offer an update. (no, I didn't see a moo-cow run past my window)

The local news break from the Rush Limbaugh show has informed me that an attempt was made to tranquilise the steer but in the end, it had to be made into lunchmeat. (well. that was it's destination anywho)

-I'm ReardenSteel. Reporting the latest from Cincinnati. Back to you Lug.

Thanks for that breaking moos

*runs*
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 01:47:16 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 08:34:02 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
A homeless cow....


Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 08:36:24 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
A homeless cow....


Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 08:42:00 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
A homeless cow....


Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
I'm not even calf way there yet.   :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 08:44:30 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
A homeless cow....


Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
I'm not even calf way there yet.   :-)

Sorry. I haden't herd.
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 08:51:04 PM
Eye-roll alert!  ::)

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=be9389b5-39a3-4af4-bf3c-a860fbb0701a
Steer Shot To Death After 33 Hours Of Freedom ::)

Yikes! You would never guess from the local coverage and comments that this is a conservative town. It is. Really. (...) sigh  :whatever:
A homeless cow....


Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
I'm not even calf way there yet.   :-)

Sorry. I haden't herd.
I'll see if I can roundup a few more for you.
 :uhsure:
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 08:53:37 PM
A homeless cow....

Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
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I'm not even calf way there yet.   :-)
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Sorry. I haden't herd.
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I'll see if I can roundup a few more for you.
 :uhsure:
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I fear my comebacks will be rare and less well done.  :p
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
A homeless cow....

Sounds like a real bum.steer.  :rimshot:   :-)

I thought this thread had been milked to death.
I'm not even calf way there yet.   :-)
[/quote]

Sorry. I haden't herd.
[/quote]
I'll see if I can roundup a few more for you.
 :uhsure:
[/quote]

I fear my comebacks will be rare and less well done.  :p
[/quote]
You must remain a cut above the rest.   :-)
Title: Re: A lot of bull in Cincinnati
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 08:59:57 PM


As long as we are not grazing the bottom of the barrel and becomming cheezy.  :cheersmate: