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Title: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 19, 2008, 06:32:24 PM
My divorce went through today :) (Happy dance)   :cheersmate:

Now what do i do? any advice from the recently freed? :)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
My divorce went through today :) (Happy dance)   :cheersmate:

Now what do i do? any advice from the recently freed? :)

Don't "date."  You will find what you really need in a more pedestrian way -- at work, church, the grocery market, etc.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
You know, if I'm correct in assuming our esteemed colleague lars' occupation as "truck driver," he's always going to have a "wife problem."

The deal about truckers' wives is that they really really really like the wads of cash he brings home from his work.

However, they don't like him being gone so long.

They never seem to understand that unless he's gone a lot, there's no wads of cash to bring home.

Such wives want it both ways, but in real life can have it only one way, one thing or the other, not both things.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: asdf2231 on November 19, 2008, 07:43:36 PM
Congrats man.

Go slow and cautious into the night.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: CharlesD on November 19, 2008, 08:18:00 PM
You know, if I'm correct in assuming our esteemed colleague lars' occupation as "truck driver," he's always going to have a "wife problem."

The deal about truckers' wives is that they really really really like the wads of cash he brings home from his work.

However, they don't like him being gone so long.

They never seem to understand that unless he's gone a lot, there's no wads of cash to bring home.

Such wives want it both ways, but in real life can have it only one way, one thing or the other, not both things.

Tell me about it.  I own an expedited trucking company.  The company is so small that I'm one of the drivers.  My wife does like the money, but that has been less recently than it was last year when freight levels were higher.  She does want me home more than she wants the extra money though, so I'm looking to expand and take on some other owner/operators so I can drive less and be home more often, basically doing more dispatching from home and spending less time on the road.  I don't have any desire to be "freed."
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Chris on November 19, 2008, 08:33:57 PM
I work directly with trucking companies/owner-operators.  I get asked at least once a day if I wanna learn to drive one. 

I hate tellin' them I'm blind.  They's good people when they're not pissed about money.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 19, 2008, 08:37:44 PM
My divorce went through today :) (Happy dance)   :cheersmate:

Now what do i do? any advice from the recently freed? :)
Ok lars...I'm gonna be the first one to say....Go gitcha some strange! :-)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 19, 2008, 08:52:35 PM
Great news, Lars!  My advice, chill for awhile, and then studiously avoid any serious entanglements for the next couple of years.  It's real easy to dive right back in the boiling oil when you're used to getting burned, but jsut because it's familiar doesn't mean it's a good idea.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: debk on November 19, 2008, 11:10:34 PM
The first one you get "happy" with....is not the right one.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: rich_t on November 19, 2008, 11:12:53 PM
Congrats lars.

Take some time and just enjoy your new found freedom.

It's a big adjustment.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Chris on November 19, 2008, 11:17:40 PM
Wrap it before you tap it. :leghump:

 :-)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 20, 2008, 12:34:44 PM
Ok lars...I'm gonna be the first one to say....Go gitcha some strange! :-)


Yes someone said there is nothing that feels better then a strangers hand down your pants (girl strangers for me)  :-)


Thanks for all the postings here :)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 20, 2008, 12:35:50 PM
Sorry to hear about the break up of your marriage, I'm always sad to hear such things.  Hopefully it was for the better though.


I am sorry it broke up myself but she was a cheating bitch and i hope she enjoys her poverty. :)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 20, 2008, 12:36:30 PM
You know, if I'm correct in assuming our esteemed colleague lars' occupation as "truck driver," he's always going to have a "wife problem."

The deal about truckers' wives is that they really really really like the wads of cash he brings home from his work.

However, they don't like him being gone so long.

They never seem to understand that unless he's gone a lot, there's no wads of cash to bring home.

Such wives want it both ways, but in real life can have it only one way, one thing or the other, not both things.


Truer words were never said, coach    :cheersmate:
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 20, 2008, 12:38:11 PM
As for what to do now... Head to Batcountry-Vegas!  :cheersmate: Chase after that American Dream! 

Just remember, take two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Just be careful with the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and we know you'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon!


is this a quote from leaving las Vegas? never saw the movie but hear it was good 
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 20, 2008, 12:44:54 PM
Need a few ideas?

Start HERE (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,201.0.html)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 20, 2008, 06:49:05 PM
Have a bachelor party with your buddies  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 20, 2008, 08:14:28 PM
Would you show up?  :uhsure:

Why not...I wouldn't mind sharing a beer with you guys....I'll even bring singles for the girls.... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 21, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
Have a bachelor party with your buddies  :evillaugh:


A good buddy of mine said he was taking me to Atlantic City to gamble, get drunk and get a high priced call girl :)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: Tucker on November 21, 2008, 12:45:39 PM
My divorce went through today :) (Happy dance)   :cheersmate:

Now what do i do? any advice from the recently freed? :)

Where we eating dnner? My legal separation was signed on Monday.
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: lars1701c on November 22, 2008, 07:37:19 AM
Where we eating dnner? My legal separation was signed on Monday.


There is a place called famous daves, pretty damn good BBQ for a chain restaurant beers on me :)
Title: Re: WOOT I'm a free Man
Post by: RobJohnson on November 24, 2008, 02:53:56 AM
lars...glad the paperwork is done.

Stay away from the lot lizzards and sleeper creepers.  :lmao: