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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on November 19, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
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A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.
When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.
When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.
When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.
While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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link (http://"http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2")
The perp was dogged by bad luck. :-)
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While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".
The visual I get of this is both creepy and hilarious! :lmao:
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Cops: " All right guys, this one's in the jar".
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Put a lid on it, he's done. Still no word if Italian sausage or meatballs were found at the scene. :whatever:
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Thatsa Ragu?! :bawl:
KC
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link (http://"http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2")
The perp was dogged by bad luck. :-)
Maybe he'd been hitting the sauce. :-)
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Put a lid on it, he's done. Still no word if Italian sausage or meatballs were found at the scene. :whatever:
He's pasta help.
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He's pasta help.
Wonder if he has an alias...Al Dente. :-)
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link (http://"http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2")
The perp was dogged by bad luck. :-)
A pasta sauce jar?...Guy must be sporting a Choad! :-)
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While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Put him in for the "San Francisco Democrat of the Year" award.