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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on November 19, 2008, 11:22:12 AM
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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.
Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road. Her boyfriend then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
He was arrested, jailed and later freed on $7,500 bail.
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
Prolly not a Hero.
"You do what I say or I'll bust a sammich on yo a$$" :rotf:
MORE (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454540,00.html)
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I'm guessing it was a club sandwich.
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I'm guessing it was a club sandwich.
...or a French Dip. :-)
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Must be a good club sandwich.
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Sandwich Assault crimes are on the rise again I see.
I blame Wonderbread.
I keep telling folks that those carbs can kill ya.
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If it was his, sounds like a meatball sandwich.
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Sammiches are dangerous. We need to enact sammich registration laws and require a 3 day waiting period for their purchase. Of course background checks will also be required.
:fuelfire:
:-)