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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on November 18, 2008, 04:29:13 PM
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note from franksolich: I was looking for Chief S itting Bull's famous last words, "the Republican party is dead," (November 2008) in a campfire in which the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive was present, but I'm not finding it. I wanted to have it here for the elections next week. It was a classic Redstone rant, about how the Republican party was dead, driven into extinction, fated never to rise again, finally gone.
A really good chest-pounding rant by Chief S itting Bull, unparalleled in its certainty and arrogance.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive was really crowing.
One suspects that by Thanksgiving, Chief S itting Bull will not be crowing, but eating crow.
".....the Republican party is #!!@?&! !!$&!*!! dead! !&^!!@*! dead!....."
But alas.....I can't find it.
In the meantime, this will have to do.
Redstone
I was so deliriously happy, but now I'm so incandescently angry. What the **** is wrong with some of the people in this country?
I had hope. I've watched President-Elect Obama's speech SO many times, and have watched Senator McCain's astonishingly gracious and patriotic concession speech probably about the same number of times.
But then, what the **** happens? Then I have to read in the ****ing newspaper, two days in a row, what defective excuses for a human being some Americans are, what ****ing toxic racist sludge they are, after I'd FINALLY had some hope that my beloved country had grown up, at long last, after all the years of almost unbearable agony.
Yes, I know, this subject has been covered and discussed on DU already. But I have to say this.
The first newspaper story didn't give the name and location of the store. But the second story did, and I'm telling you the stone truth here that Mrs R had to physically restrain me, and talk me down out of my intention of driving up to Maine, walking into that store, and beating its owner into the puddle of sludge that he no doubt sprang from, and so richly deserves to be returned to. ONLY the fact that I'd go to jail and not be here to support my family made me reconsider. I am not a young man, and not as physically strong as I once was, but I'd have found the strength to do that, believe me, even if he had a gun (which is likely); he'd only have been able to stop me with a ****ing cannon.
You've probably figured out by now that I'm talking about that - Jesus, words fail me in trying to describe how hideously apart from ANY sense of human decency that guy is - owner of the convenience store in Maine who put up the poster promoting a "raffle" for people to enter and predict when President-elect Obama would be assassinated.
And added, "We hope there will be a winner."
You can look up the other hateful, racist things the owner said if you'd like; I haven't the stomach to repeat them here.
I renounced violence and revenge decades ago, and for damned good reasons. But I have never in my life wanted to cause another human being pain as much as I did the other day.
I can only hope that the good people of Maine have reacted to this piece of shit's "raffle" by boycotting that store to the extent that it's not in business anymore.
And I hope that the Secret Service managed to drive home, into his pinheaded, withered remnant of an excuse for a brain, that his "raffle" wasn't funny. And that they'd be watching him VERY closely in the future.
Just like he was hoping to Mr Obama to be looking over his shoulder...I hope he enjoys seeing his Secret Service shadows, watching every moment. And I hope he has enough of a millisecond-moment of clarity within his IQ of twelve, to be appreciative of that fact that, because the Secret Service is there, I won't be.
(And he should thank Mrs R (who is half African, by the way, shithead) for saving his racist ****ing worthless ass as well.
Redstone
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7890629
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Baloney!! You're a weenie. You aren't going to beat up anybody, you wuss.
If you were as big and tough as you'd like others to believe, you'd post your name and address on that thread so others could pay you a visit. But you won't, because you're scared you'll get hurt.
What a blowhard!
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I renounced violence and revenge.....
When did the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive do that?
Did I miss something?
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When did the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive do that?
Did I miss something?
He probably does it for about 5 seconds, after everytime the primitives get their way on something. The world is only a just and fair one, for the few minutes the primitives have just achieved their latest temper-tantrum demand (see Prop 8 and the Big Zero's win).
I especially like the way that he emphasises his anger, just in case anyone doesn't get the full breadth and depth of his righteous indignation, by declaring that it would take more than a mere gun to stop him, it would take a cannon. I would love to see him put that to the test.
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I especially like the way that he emphasises his anger, just in case anyone doesn't get the full breadth and depth of his righteous indignation, by declaring that it would take more than a mere gun to stop him, it would take a cannon. I would love to see him put that to the test.
I'd like to run his ass down with a 1978 Grand Marquis. I bet that would stop him. :-)
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I'd like to run his ass down with a 1978 Grand Marquis. I bet that would stop him. :-)
Oh no, by his reckoning, it would need a tank ::)
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Yet on a daily basis one reads thread after thread wishing pain and suffering on President Bush,VP Cheney....etc. :whatever:
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Does this guy have to crap in the basement too?
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Does this guy have to crap in the basement too?
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who is nearing but not quite to his seventh decade of life, is a wannabe cowboy from northeastern Massachusetts.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is the only person in the world who looks more stupid wearing a cowboy hat, than does franksolich wearing a cowboy hat.
That includes the Bostonian Drunkard, who looks pretty stupid, but not as stupid.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive (damn, that phrase is almost poetic, almost lyrical) got this notion circa 35 years ago, when he and the lying titty primitive hitch-hiked through the great American Southwest, during which time they became best buds, best pals.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is noted for his hot temper, his violent manners. This is a guy who gets so put off by outdated GARAGE SALE signs on telephone posts that he feels compelled to tromp up-and-down city streets yelling-and-screaming, ripping them down. And yes, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive once slammed his fist into the beak of an innocent little bird.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is especially solicitious towards the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, the "Raven" primitive, the mother of the Bostonian Drunkard. It has something to do with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive once having been invited to an "after-the-bars-close" get-together at the residence of the Bostonian Drunkard.
There is a certain tragedy about the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive that might, or might not, go a long way in "explaining" him; he is afflicted with some sort of progressive degenerative muscular deterioration, which quite understandably is too bad, and one wishes it weren't so.
However, one is perplexed that the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive thinks that Hate and anger and rage and bitterness will ameliorate it.
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I want "January 21, 2009". Is it taken?
I want in on the "which will assassinate him 'Ultra liberal' or 'Ultra conservative'" raffle.
Put me down for 'Ultra liberal'.
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The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who is nearing but not quite to his seventh decade of life, is a wannabe cowboy from northeastern Massachusetts.
Yeah, right! There's a shit load of "cowboys" up there in liberal Mass!! :rotf:
I take that back! I've seen 'em in the parades! There the ones with chaps and the bare butts, right?
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ONLY the fact that I'd go to jail and not be here to support my family made me reconsider
Uhm, Frank, maybe you can answer this .....
Why would this be? Wasn't RS going to patent something or get a copyright or some such crap that was going to weigh its pockets down?
If that is in fact the case then RS would have no worries about supporting the family. Maybe it was just going to the patent office to patent a new 'cork puller'.
I'm sorry, that was wrong. :-)
KC
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Uhm, Frank, maybe you can answer this .....
Why would this be? Wasn't RS going to patent something or get a copyright or some such crap that was going to weigh its pockets down?
If that is in fact the case then RS would have no worries about supporting the family. Maybe it was just going to the patent office to patent a new 'cork puller'.
I'm sorry, that was wrong. :-)
KC
Yeah, he alleged to have some sort of "idea" or "intellectual property" that he wanted to patent, and was allegedly going to see an attorney about it.
That was, maybe, last spring.
It was in theory going to bring in six figures a year, pure profit.
Then the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive let us all down by never getting back on it; perhaps the attorney didn't think it was patentable.
Man, the unfinished stories the primitves never tell us.
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Yeah, he alleged to have some sort of "idea" or "intellectual property" that he wanted to patent, and was allegedly going to see an attorney about it.
That was, maybe, last spring.
It was in theory going to bring in six figures a year, pure profit.
Then the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive let us all down by never getting back on it; perhaps the attorney didn't think it was patentable.
Man, the unfinished stories the primitves never tell us.
That's because most of their stories and adventures happen durring REM! :-)
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That's because most of their stories and adventures happen during REM! :-)
Right idea, wrong execution. Most of their stories and adventures happen during LSD flashbacks, or taking 'shrooms, or other hallucinigenics.
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Right idea, wrong execution. Most of their stories and adventures happen during LSD flashbacks, or taking 'shrooms, or other hallucinigenics.
LOL, I stand corrected! :-)
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LOL, I stand corrected! :-)
No prob. Always here to help out!
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Redstone
I was so deliriously happy, but now I'm so incandescently angry. What the **** is wrong with some of the people in this country?
But then, what the **** happens? Then I have to read in the ****ing newspaper, two days in a row, what defective excuses for a human being some Americans are, what ****ing toxic racist sludge they are, after I'd FINALLY had some hope that my beloved country had grown up, at long last, after all the years of almost unbearable agony.
Cue Daily Kos - wishing cancer, death, and insufferable pain on Vice President Cheney, Karl Rove, and President Bush himself.
Yea - we get your anger RedFaced primitive prick, we do indeed "get it".
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Overeact much? :mental: :mental: :mental:
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The Barking Moonbat Early Warning System posted an email that someone had sent them. Since the Indian Navy took out that pirate "mother ship," he posted it as a tribute to India.
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?†She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said. ‘Very good!’ Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’ Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.’
She heard a loud whisper: ‘F--- the Indians,’
‘Who said that?’ she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General Custer, 1872.’
At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?’
Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’
Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him 2004.’
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, ‘I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008â€.
And so we are.
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I want "January 21, 2009". Is it taken?
Reminds me of a joke a coworker told me just before election day:
Obama dies and goes up to St. Peter. Upon arriving at the gates ole' St Peter greets him and asks; "So what have you done with your life Mr. Obama that you feel has earned you a spot in Heaven?". Obama answers, "Well, I was elected as the first black POTUS". St. Peter replies, that's amazing, when did that happen? To which Obama answers "About 20 minutes ago" :rotf:
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Redstones boyfriend shows up! :-)
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-18-08 06:02 PM
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30. Email his address to me.
I'm going broke and have no one who depends on my support.
Instead of leaving for Cabo, tomorrow (for Thanksgiving), I could simply spend a few days in a comfy little Maine jail.
What the Hell, I haven't been on the wrong side of the bars in years.
I HATED GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT WAS COOL
:whatever:Redstone (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-18-08 06:05 PM
Response to Reply #30
33. Remember the concept of perspective, amigo. Just ain't worth it.
Redstone
Jesus get a room you two! :-) TomInTib (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-18-08 06:21 PM
Response to Reply #33
40. Come on, Redstone.
I haven't been in a fight since Spring. I'm going to get all creaky, one of these days.
I HATED GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT WAS COOL
::) And with that I think Redstone just came! :whatever: :-) TIT is such a man! :-)
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Redstones boyfriend shows up! :-) :whatever:Jesus get a room you two! :-) ::) And with that I think Redstone just came! :whatever: :-) TIT is such a man! :-)
There's a problem for the lying titty primitive, though.
How's he going to aim his fists, given that he's got that eye problem?
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-18-08 08:24 PM
Response to Reply #39
43. Thank you (and tosh) so much. F***ing racism just makes me f***ing nuts, given that
I'm a half American Indian guy married to a half-African woman. I simply will NOT tolerate that shit.
Anyone who doesn't like it can kiss my (yes, that's right, though a painful pun) red ass.
Redstone
Hey DUmbshit I've seen your picture and you are NOT half A.I., I doubt you might even have a 16th.
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Hey DUmbshit I've seen your picture and you are NOT half A.I., I doubt you might even have a 16th.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive picked that notion up when he picked up his dude "cowboy" gear roaming around the Great American Southwest with the lying titty primitive during the late 1960s, early 1970s.
Most of the primitives fantasize about being descended from some sort of "victim" class, and the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive put his experiences in the desert to good use.
It's all nonsense, of course.
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Hey DUmbshit I've seen your picture and you are NOT half A.I., I doubt you might even have a 16th.
I agree, otherwise he'd have leeched onto the local Indian reservation and we'd be hearing about how he just got his portion of the take of their gambling operations and how much the check was for, etc, etc.... Keeping his mouth shut is nothing something of which he has any discipline, and something he sorely needs to do virtually 100% of his waking hours.
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I agree, otherwise he'd have leeched onto the local Indian reservation and we'd be hearing about how he just got his portion of the take of their gambling operations and how much the check was for, etc, etc.... Keeping his mouth shut is nothing something of which he has any discipline, and something he sorely needs to do virtually 100% of his waking hours.
But remember, sir, Geronimo lives in northeastern Massachusetts.
Geronimo might be descended from the Apaches or Navajos or Hopis or Omahas or Pawnees or Sioux or Cheyennes or &c., &c., &c., who aren't eligible for casino earnings.
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My mom looks more Native American than he does and she is only 1/32 or something. There is a guy here who looks like he came from Ireland or something who wears his hair in braids and drives a truck plastered with Native American stuff. I feel for the guy. He reminds me of that douchebag Ward Churchill. He is always sending in letters to the editor and in every one of them he mentions his N.A. ancestry. :whatever:
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-18-08 08:24 PM
Response to Reply #39
43. Thank you (and tosh) so much. F***ing racism just makes me f***ing nuts, given that
I'm a half American Indian guy married to a half-African woman. I simply will NOT tolerate that shit.
Anyone who doesn't like it can kiss my (yes, that's right, though a painful pun) red ass.
Redstone
He won't tolerate it? Who does he think he is, king of the world? He's not even dogcatcher, and we don't have thought crime quite yet, the rest of us can still think and express whatever we like, for now.
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He won't tolerate it? Who does he think he is, king of the world? He's not even dogcatcher, and we don't have thought crime quite yet, the rest of us can still think and express whatever we like, for now.
In case you didn't know this, madam, Geronimo over there has always had, uh, significant anger management problems.
Geronimo's going to drop over from a fit of apoplexy, the rupture of a blood vessel in the brain, some day.
I'm sure that at times, the top number on Geronimo's blood pressure reading goes into the low four digits.
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In case you didn't know this, madam, Geronimo over there has always had, uh, significant anger management problems.
Geronimo's going to drop over from a fit of apoplexy, the rupture of a blood vessel in the brain, some day.
I'm sure that at times, the top number on Geronimo's blood pressure reading goes into the low four digits.
Geez, that's waaaay above my highest reading . . . a long, long time ago. Though, "The Heiress" has spiked it lately, in between her many times of lowering it.
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In case you didn't know this, madam, Geronimo over there has always had, uh, significant anger management problems.
Geronimo's going to drop over from a fit of apoplexy, the rupture of a blood vessel in the brain, some day.
I'm sure that at times, the top number on Geronimo's blood pressure reading goes into the low four digits.
That's funny, sir, the funny part is that I believe most of them have to work themselves up purposely to these heights of frothing frenzy. They seem to believe that's synonymous with being passionate about a cause. They must have a cause, no matter how absurd, or they have nothing to live for. It's usually expressed in a negative fashion-opposing something-rather than positively-being for something. So in effect, they're going to kill themselves. People like that bemuse me.
I do not subscribe to political correctness, some stereotypes exist for a reason and are proven to be the rule rather than the exception all the time.
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Why is it that they always post that their first reaction is to engage in violent behavior. I wonder if they ever notice that our first reaction to what they do is shake our head in disgust or laugh at them in comtempt.
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My mom looks more Native American than he does and she is only 1/32 or something. There is a guy here who looks like he came from Ireland or something who wears his hair in braids and drives a truck plastered with Native American stuff. I feel for the guy. He reminds me of that douchebag Ward Churchill. He is always sending in letters to the editor and in every one of them he mentions his N.A. ancestry. :whatever:
:rotf:...wannabee NA's....I know a couple of 100% NA that don't make as big a deal of it as the "wannabee tribe".
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Holy crap! Talk about threads from the grave...
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Holy crap! Talk about threads from the grave...
But it's such a good one, sir.
As mentioned, I was trying to find another one, but not finding it but needing to use something, anything, I decided this was the best one. It doesn't point out Chief S itting Bull's joyous prediction two years ago that the Republican party is dead and gone forever, but it gives readers an idea of the violent nature and loudmouth braggadacio of the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive.
I may yet find that campfire.
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I'm 1/4 Carib Indian.
They used to be cannibals.
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Tastes like ptarmigan.