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Title: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: bijou on November 18, 2008, 01:07:29 PM
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The eagerly anticipated Star Trek film is set to cast off the geeky associations of the sci-fi genre with a handsome cast, vicious fights and sex scenes.
A trailer for the new movie was released online on Monday, no doubt fuelling the excitement of Trekkies around the world ahead of the film's release next year.

The fast-paced trailer include snippets of the childhoods of Captain James T Kirk (Chris Pine) and Mr Spock (Zachary Quinto), lending an insight to the men they grow up to become.
The trailer starts with a speeding Corvette going through the desert being pursued by a mysterious driver on a hovering motorbike contraption.
The car goes flying off the side of a canyon, leaving the young driver - too young to have a licence - hanging off the side, clinging on for dear life.

The pursuing driver, who appears to be a robot, steps off his bike and asks the youngster: 'What is your name?'
The brazen boy replies: 'My name is James Tiberius Kirk.'
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  (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/18/article-1086917-0282E7E2000005DC-744_634x401.jpg) ...

link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1086917/TRAILER-Star-Trek-gets-sexy-makeover-new-film-love-scenes-motorbikes-hunky-stars.html)

The trailer is down the page at the link for any Trekkies who can't wait.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 18, 2008, 02:14:48 PM
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)


Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 18, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
The last Trek movie ('Nemesis'?) was pretty bad.  This looks a lot better.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris_ on November 18, 2008, 06:07:21 PM
link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1086917/TRAILER-Star-Trek-gets-sexy-makeover-new-film-love-scenes-motorbikes-hunky-stars.html)

The trailer is down the page at the link for any Trekkies who can't wait.

This is the link to the trailer: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1562587978/bctid2541780001

My take -- looks like something I will take a pass on.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: asdf2231 on November 18, 2008, 06:08:25 PM
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)




Well I for one think it's cool that somebody finally opens her Hailing Frequency.  :evillaugh:

They should have let the new Sulu do it though to make up the old one.

(http://www.itsdlevy.com/gay_sulu.jpg)


Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: paladin0 on November 18, 2008, 08:21:25 PM
I think the old standard for Trek movies were the even ones were better, and the odd ones totally suck. This is the 11th Star Trek movie.

Paladin0

Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 18, 2008, 08:29:21 PM
You might have a point.   :-)

Star Trek movies are like public transportation.  If you missed the last one, there will be another one in a few years.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 18, 2008, 11:05:36 PM
oh noes!  scary alien picture!!  :(

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-i-kill-you.jpg)

Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2008, 11:06:55 AM
oh noes!  scary alien picture!!  :(

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-i-kill-you.jpg)



Didn't Kirk do the big nasty with that thing in an episode once?
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 24, 2008, 07:21:24 PM
http://io9.com/5091679/trailer-reveals-whos-hooking-up-with-kirk-and-why-scottys-all-wet

A frame-by-frame review of the new Star Trek trailer.  The interior of the Enterprise looks pretty awesome. 
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris_ on November 24, 2008, 07:40:17 PM
http://io9.com/5091679/trailer-reveals-whos-hooking-up-with-kirk-and-why-scottys-all-wet

A frame-by-frame review of the new Star Trek trailer.  The interior of the Enterprise looks pretty awesome. 

Fun site - it looks like the movie sucks, though.

It also looks like it isn't canonical.

Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: jinxmchue on November 25, 2008, 01:15:43 PM
BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper. 

Spock is half-human.

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And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)

I can think of some gay, fan-fiction-writing Trekkies who will be disappointed.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: djones520 on November 25, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)




If you where a true trekkie, you'd know that Spock was half Vulcan half Human.  Making it easier for him to lose control now and again.  And given how big of a douche Kirk is, I'm sure theres been a time or two that he's had to woop some ass.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris_ on November 25, 2008, 01:27:43 PM
If you where a true trekkie, you'd know that Spock was half Vulcan half Human.  Making it easier for him to lose control now and again.  And given how big of a douche Kirk is, I'm sure theres been a time or two that he's had to woop some ass.

(http://kal3b.com/images/star-trek-captain-james-t-kirk-motivational-posters.jpg)

(http://amix.dk/uploads/insp_ingenuity_preview.jpg)
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: djones520 on November 25, 2008, 01:32:06 PM
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris_ on November 25, 2008, 01:39:05 PM
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...

She should have spaced Chakote when he betrayed her.  No Captain, under ANY circumstance would let their #1 flat out undermine his/her authority.  Danny Deever, then hit the button.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: djones520 on November 25, 2008, 01:45:19 PM
Your forgetting that they live in the Socialist Republic of the Federation though.  Things are a lot differant.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Airwolf on November 25, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
(http://mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/Takingadvantageof_E6B1/captain_kirk.jpg)

I'mmmmm Dennny Kirk or is that James T Crane?
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 25, 2008, 06:33:49 PM
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...

I never liked her.  That show only got going after they brought in Jerri Ryan.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: rich_t on November 25, 2008, 11:00:13 PM
I never liked her.  That show only got going after they brought in Jerri Ryan.

Drool!!!

Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: Chris on November 25, 2008, 11:01:13 PM
Drool!!!

Cat suit and high heels.  Yes, please.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: jinxmchue on November 26, 2008, 04:51:46 PM
Cat suit and high heels.  Yes, please.

And boob padding.
Title: Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
Post by: asdf2231 on November 26, 2008, 05:43:58 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/trek1.jpg)

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/phallic.jpg)