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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Crazy Horse on January 29, 2008, 10:09:06 AM
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Just another waterboarding thread from the primitives.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2785413
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:40 AM
Original message
I stopped clubbing people with a baseball bat ...
I stopped clubbing people with a baseball bat a few years back. Since I have discontinued this practice, all is well now and people should move on to my other, less criminal, actions
Some people just want to live in the past though. Those people who think my former practice of clubbing people with a baseball bat merits accountability are nothing more than roadblocks to the future.
We must move on from those days when I used a baseball bat to club people - sometimes to death.
Together, we can put the unity back in immUNITY. (and impUNITY)
Hmmm...............is this a way for them to ask for chimpeachment
Dhalgren (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:49 AM
Response to Original message
1. You are an inspiration! You are a voice for the possible!
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:53 AM
Response to Reply #1
4. Thank you. And remember..can't spell immunity without unity
Let's all come together and make it happen!!!
Because really, do we want to dwell on such an ugly subject as hitting people with a baseball bat? Do you really want to believe me capable of such a thing?
Besides, I was protecting others...I was spreading harmony.
iamthebandfanman (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:50 AM
Response to Original message
2. how do you define it
this so called 'hitting' people with this so called 'bat' of yours.
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:51 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. enhanced attitude adjustment, of course
marmar (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:53 AM
Response to Original message
5. Why do you hate America's national pastime, Solly?
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 09:55 AM
Response to Reply #5
6. But..but..I was protecting America's national pastime!!
Javaman (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 10:51 AM
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7. baseball bats are passe'. I've moved onto tire irons. nt
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 10:54 AM
Response to Reply #7
9. But you stopped, right? Otherwise it would be a serious crime and we
would have to take a look at it.
Or maybe we'd just pretend it isn't happening....
Or even if it is happening, we'll pretend that it's still debatable whether or nor hitting someone with a tire iron constitutes a crime
and anyway, I'm sure you were just protecting America from bad people
spanone (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 10:54 AM
Response to Original message
8. with all due respect, i suspect you still club the odd-fellow just to keep your chops up
Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 10:56 AM
Response to Reply #8
10. snicker....only figuratively
lol
BushDespiser12 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-29-08 10:59 AM
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11. As long as you realize that there are more "advanced" methods
of enhanced attitude adjustment, I think we can overlook your few hundred indiscretions.
What a bunch of bovine feces
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Aw, what a disappointment.
When I saw the headline, I was thinking it was the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, the primitive who tried to imitate Christ last Thanksgiving by feeding the multitudes with a turkey the size of a pigeon, and a slice and a half of ham.