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Title: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: USA4ME on November 17, 2008, 07:56:47 AM
Quote from:
Fumesucker

I found what I want Obama to do about Gitmo.. 

I didn't write this, it was Loneoak over at balloon-juice.com but I thought it just about perfect..

I kinda think Obama should go down to Gitmo, sit down with each detainee that is going to be released, apologize, write them a pardons and personally sign it, hand them citizenship papers if they want them, and $1M cash in a suitcase.

Edit: Another perceptive poster, TenguPhule, in comments had this piece of wisdom also, I think it would be an excellent addition to the ceremony.

Turn over Bush and his entire admin + lawyers to the detainees to do with as they please in exchange for waiving all liability from the new government.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4477650

Quote from:
ellisD
 
on the right track

how about instead of just giving $1 Million, find out what the village they came from needs and buy them some supplies, like tractors and livestock, or construction materials. Explain nothing we do could possibly make up for the pain and humiliation they have endured, the best we can do is apologize, set them free right away, and give them the means to go back home and improve the lives of their friends neighbors and loved ones.... realistically they will always hate America for what has been done to them, but maybe if they are put in a position to make positive change in their home communities..

lol and they each get to personally waterboard bush/cheney/rummy/etc... for a good 15-60 minutes, make them form naked human pyramids and attack them with rottweilers while tasering their testicles

Quote from:
riverwalker
 
send them to The Center for Victims of Torture
 
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Com'n, are any of you really surprised at their answers?

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Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: TheSarge on November 17, 2008, 08:01:05 AM
Com'n, are any of you really surprised at their answers?

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Not surprised in the least.  The fatal mistake in the DUmmies "logic" is that they think that by turning all the terrorists loose the world...including the Taliban and al-Qaeda will suddenly "like us".

Wrong...they will want to attack us even more because they suddenly see us as weak and willing to appease.

Terrorists tend to kill the weak.

The reason we haven't been attacked again on our home turf...that the DUmmies want to ignore...is the fact we have gone out and smacked them around on THEIR playground.

Ask Israel how well prisoner "exchanges" work.

The PLO gets their guys back alive and willing to kill again and the Isralei's get their back in a wooden box.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: mamacags on November 17, 2008, 08:05:39 AM
How do people get that stupid?  Do you think their mom's did PCP when they were prego or something?
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Tantal on November 17, 2008, 08:06:21 AM
I'd rather see a burly Sgt. Major escort them from their cells, drag them to the water line, then hold their heads under until they quit flopping around. I'm just old-school like that. :-)
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2008, 08:20:16 AM
I'd rather see a burly Sgt. Major escort them from their cells, drag them to the water line, then hold their heads under until they quit flopping around. I'm just old-school like that. :-)

Nawh, strip 'em down and throw them in the ocean. Tell if they make it to Key West you'll give 'em a pool party and their own personal cement block.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: jukin on November 17, 2008, 09:04:01 AM
IF only the DUchebags could have the intense hatred and anger for the people that are trying to kill Americans as they do toward the republicans that are trying to protect Americans.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2008, 09:12:13 AM
Gotta pay the Jizya for being a DUmmie....I mean Dhimmi.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Chris_ on November 17, 2008, 09:17:13 AM
How do people get that stupid?  Do you think their mom's did PCP when they were prego or something?

Probably. Only explanation I can think of.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2008, 09:38:09 AM
I'm sure that whatever Obama really does do about them will be nearly as stupid as those idiotic suggestions.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Carl on November 17, 2008, 09:41:29 AM
I'm sure that whatever Obama really does do about them will be nearly as stupid as those idiotic suggestions.

Millions spent for his trial lawyer buddies as they keep the cases going for years on the publics dime.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Wineslob on November 17, 2008, 09:50:06 AM
How do people get that stupid?  Do you think their mom's did PCP when they were prego or something?



Our current higher education (:lmao:) system does a fine job, dontcha think?
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: FlaGator on November 17, 2008, 09:54:29 AM
Why don't we just set each one of them as the CEO of a poorly managed financial corporation and then give them large amounts of cash because... well be cause this is America and we're entitled to do stupid stuff.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Bondai on November 17, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
How about a bullet in the head? One for the detainee and one for the morons who made these DUmbass suggestions.... :censored:
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2008, 10:39:14 AM
How about a bullet in the head? One for the detainee and one for the morons who made these DUmbass suggestions.... :censored:

I was thinking of something along the lines of making the most insane Lefties each adopt one (or vise-versa) and then just having them walk through the GITMO gates into the workers' and peasants' paradise on the other side, but the bullet thing seems a whole lot simpler.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Tantal on November 17, 2008, 11:11:18 AM
I was thinking of something along the lines of making the most insane Lefties each adopt one (or vise-versa) and then just having them walk through the GITMO gates into the workers' and peasants' paradise on the other side, but the bullet thing seems a whole lot simpler.
My way saves the taxpayers money. Have you seen the price of ammo lately?
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Duchess on November 17, 2008, 11:22:02 AM
Com'n, are any of you really surprised at their answers?

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And here I thought they opposed torture for any reason? Oh, they believe in it for their political opponents, just not for those who would destry America and kill Americans. I see.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Texacon on November 17, 2008, 11:27:31 AM
Wow, the hatred on this thread.  Y'all do realize that those who are incarcerated at Gitmo are completely innocent folks who were plucked from their fields for doing nothing more than tending their crops.

Sheesh, y'all are hard asses!

 :whatever:

The DUmmies are way ahead of the curve.  They saw right through that whole "Hey sarge this one was shooting at us" ploy. 

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enough of that, it is making me sick.  These folks need to learn that you don't invite scum into your country and treat them like royalty.  If they are shooting at you you kill them unless you think you can get intel from them.  Then you get the intel and THEN kill them.

That is how wars are won.  People like the DUmmies cripple us.

KC
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: TheSarge on November 17, 2008, 11:28:31 AM
And here I thought they opposed torture for any reason? Oh, they believe in it for their political opponents, just not for those who would destry America and kill Americans. I see.

And what they fail to realize time and again is that the ones defending the terrorist scum over their own people  would be the FIRST Americans killed.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Rebel on November 17, 2008, 11:30:05 AM
These people are whacked out of their ****ing minds.  ::)
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Duchess on November 17, 2008, 11:46:15 AM
And what they fail to realize time and again is that the ones defending the terrorist scum over their own people  would be the FIRST Americans killed.

Well, they say every cloud has its silver lining. Up against the wall, useful idiots!
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Vagabond on November 17, 2008, 05:02:46 PM
Well, they say every cloud has its silver lining. Up against the wall, useful idiots!
That's what I've been thinking.  Next time some liberal enclave has thousands of liberals die, don't bother me.  I'll be busy doing something else.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Tantal on November 17, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
And what they fail to realize time and again is that the ones defending the terrorist scum over their own people  would be the FIRST Americans killed.
Has anyone told the DUmmies that these terrorist pukes oppose abortion and gay marriage, or do you think their mutual hatred of America is enough to get them over that little hump?
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: dutch508 on November 17, 2008, 05:48:07 PM
I'd rather see a burly Sgt. Major escort them from their cells, drag them to the water line, then hold their heads under until they quit flopping around. I'm just old-school like that. :-)

Bullets.

Mother ****ers were not wearing a uniform, fighting against our military. Last time I checked, they don't get no Geneva rights.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Duchess on November 17, 2008, 07:43:04 PM
That's what I've been thinking.  Next time some liberal enclave has thousands of liberals die, don't bother me.  I'll be busy doing something else.

Yep, let them rely on their savior Obama to save their azzes, while he's practicing diplomacy with terrorists, we in the red areas will be checking our ammo stocks. They can fry in their own fire.
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 17, 2008, 09:30:49 PM
And what will we get for our next four years of torture?  Oh yeah, a whole crapload of hope-y change-y stuff and warm fuzzy feelings. 

 :hammer:
Title: Re: How DUmmies deal with terrorists -- Appease them
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 18, 2008, 04:32:05 AM
And what will we get for our next four years of torture?  Oh yeah, a whole crapload of hope-y change-y stuff and warm fuzzy feelings. 

 :hammer:

And at the end of those four years, they'll be hoping to have change left in their pockets!