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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: RightCoast on November 15, 2008, 08:51:57 PM
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I got this by email and it made me laugh so I'm sharing...
Letter from the Boss,
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
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:lmao:
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I read this in a DU thread just the other day. I was sure it was posted by a mole. It had the Little Goons all up in arms. I wished at the time I would have had the time to bring it over.
:lmao:
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These are too funny...
The Latest Crap Being E-Mailed Around By Repugs..... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7682247)
OMG. My niece in GA - who is an ardent Obama supporter - just received this email (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7672782)
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I got this by email and it made me laugh so I'm sharing...
H5 :rotf:
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...and as you show them the door, put it in a biblical context. "Go forth and spread the wealth."
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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The funniest thing of all is how the DUmmies couldn't see a joke if it walked up smacked the crap out of them kicked them in the shin and peed on their leg.
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The funniest thing of all is how the DUmmies couldn't see a joke if it walked up smacked the crap out of them kicked them in the shin and peed on their leg.
"Keep it! Firing someone for their politics is illegal!" (wrong)
"Send it to the (fuhrer) Campaign" (who will laugh)
"It is FEAR MONGERING" (it is making a point)
Those guys are just ike their fuhrer -- they couldn't find their ass with both hands.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Fair is fair!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I posted this on my local board. The libtards are up in arms. The queen lesbo atheist (Scoob and lurker know who I'm talking about) was quite convinced it was real.
These are not people who base their existence in reality.
But then again, they seem to have no problem with Card Check.
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I posted this on my local board. The libtards are up in arms. The queen lesbo atheist (Scoob and lurker know who I'm talking about) was quite convinced it was real.
These are not people who base their existence in reality.
But then again, they seem to have no problem with Card Check.
H5 for taunting the libertarians. :bow:
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LOL Even TiT gets in the act...........................but gives up some information...........
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-30-08 06:36 PM
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3. If spelling and/or punctuation had been his criteria, he would have been the first to go.
What is it with these people?
Hell, I am as uneducated as it gets and I can do better than that.
:loser:
Rush is absolutely correct about Libtards, they have NO sense of humor.