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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: mamacags on November 11, 2008, 12:09:28 PM
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The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
:mental: :thatsright:
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.
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The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
:mental: :thatsright:
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.
My kaballah is not clean enough to drink out of. :puke:
KC
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This from a woman that made a life out of putting every available organ into every vacant orifice.
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My kaballah is not clean enough to drink out of.
My kaballah has a hole in it. :(
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Oh my.
I cannot wait until those kids reach puberty. :-)
I hope I live long enough for their tell all, Madonna Dearest.
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My kaballah smells funny.
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Oh my.
I cannot wait until those kids reach puberty. :-)
I hope I live long enough for their tell all, Madonna Dearest.
Yes I see a few tell-all books in the future.
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If I were him I'd tell her just where to stick her stupdi rules.
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If I were him I'd tell her just where to stick her stupdi rules.
No problem, what with everything else that's been stuffed there.
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:rotf: What a dingbat...if this is what fame does to a person...I want no part of it! :-)
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It would be interesting to see if Guy chooses to write a tell-all book. I kinda hope he does. I need some good trashy gossip reading, and TMZ ain't cutting it these days. :p
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It would be interesting to see if Guy chooses to write a tell-all book. I kinda hope he does. I need some good trashy gossip reading, and TMZ ain't cutting it these days. :p
I'm sure it'll be covered in the divorce settlement that he's not allowed to ever speak to the press ever again.
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I'm sure it'll be covered in the divorce settlement that he's not allowed to ever speak to the press ever again.
Probably. :( Hopefully her supposed current beau, (A.Rod) is able to get away before she does the same to him.
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Probably. :( Hopefully her supposed current beau, (A.Rod) is able to get away before she does the same to him.
Arod divorced his wife for Madonna...he's not going anyhwere anytime soon.... :mental:
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Arod divorced his wife for Madonna...he's not going anyhwere anytime soon.... :mental:
Seriously?
This:
(http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/alex-rodriguez-wife-200.jpg)
For this:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/madonnaBIG0808_468x547.jpg)
:mental: :mental:
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Maybe he likes veiny hands and loose vaginas. :p
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(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/9188/arodwifehw4.jpg)
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And he went for this:
(http://www.bay.com.mt/filebank/imagebank/Scary-Madonna.jpg)
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My EYES! :censored: :bawl:
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And he went for this:
(http://www.bay.com.mt/filebank/imagebank/Scary-Madonna.jpg)
WTF IS THAT!!!!
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My EYES! :censored: :bawl:
Sorry ACC I should have posted a warning.
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And he went for this:
(http://www.bay.com.mt/filebank/imagebank/Scary-Madonna.jpg)
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/heroicsock/gollum.jpg)
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Sorry ACC I should have posted a warning.
It's okay. I've seen that photo before, but Jesus, you can never be totally prepared for the sight of those arms. :o
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It's okay. I've seen that photo before, but Jesus, you can never be totally prepared for the sight of those arms. :o
The funny thing is I found it by searching Google Images for "scary Madonna" LOL!
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Madonna must have hypno*****. That is the only reason I can think of that a man would stay with her after he dumps his baby maker juice in her worn out woohoo hole.
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Madonna must have hypno*****. That is the only reason I can think of that a man would stay with her after he dumps his baby maker juice in her worn out woohoo hole.
It must be able to smoke cigars and blow smoke rings....make doughnuts...something.
Seriously, you got to get it up first to find out.......I got nothing tingling down there.
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The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
:mental: :thatsright:
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.
After picking them up from the airport,I would stop at the nearest video store and get 2 or 3 GI Joe Dvds,hit McDonalds For a couple of Happy Meals after which I would take them to the toy store and buy them all kinds of action figures,toy guns and let them drink all the tap water they want as well as turning off my phone for a large portion of the day,Letting them wear whatever the hell they want including Superhero costumes{My two youngest spend whole weekends in superhero costumes! :lmao:} And finally let them get nice and dirty like little boys should be able to do! :-)