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Title: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Thor on November 08, 2008, 04:57:43 PM
My girlfriend has started wearing Birkenstocks. What could this mean ??
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: franksolich on November 08, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
Maybe she has sore feet?
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 04:59:59 PM
My girlfriend has started wearing Birkenstocks. What could this mean ??

Mother Earth bade her tread lightly apon her in Bio Degradable footware that wouldn't give her a tummy ache?


Has she offered to give you a Henna tattoo yet?  :-)
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: bijou on November 08, 2008, 05:09:47 PM
My girlfriend has started wearing Birkenstocks. What could this mean ??
I like birkenstocks, I started wearing them after I had back problems, they are super comfortable and make you walk properly with a good posture.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 08, 2008, 05:11:40 PM
My girlfriend has started wearing Birkenstocks. What could this mean ??


The end is near.  She's joining the dark side.

 :bwah:
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 05:13:31 PM

The end is near.  She's joining the dark side.

 :bwah:

Is that Lesbian Darkside or Liberal Darkside?

I always forget what the Birkies mean. ;)
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Thor on November 08, 2008, 05:17:24 PM
I always thought they were a "Liberal" thing.....  :clueless:
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 08, 2008, 05:23:24 PM
Is that Lesbian Darkside or Liberal Darkside?

I always forget what the Birkies mean. ;)


Liberal, but Lesbians are inherently liberal, so either way it's the dark side.




:bwah:
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2008, 05:34:33 PM
Is that Lesbian Darkside or Liberal Darkside?

I always forget what the Birkies mean. ;)

You drove her into lesbianism -- no one here is surprised ;)  If you are smart, tell her YOU are a lesbian now, too.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 08, 2008, 05:35:24 PM
 :rotf:

Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: mamacags on November 08, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
Maybe she is screwing the guy at the co-op that sells them?
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 05:45:48 PM

Liberal, but Lesbians are inherently liberal, so either way it's the dark side.

:bwah:

Nah UH!

The Butch ones are all Conservative at heart.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: miskie on November 08, 2008, 06:10:36 PM
My girlfriend has started wearing Birkenstocks. What could this mean ??

unless she asks for an Indigo Girls boxed CD set for Christmas, you should be Alright*

(*if she already has said boxed set, the best you can hope for is to watch..Sorry)
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Inga on November 08, 2008, 06:15:10 PM
Just the Darkside of Thor. I tried to get him to massage my feet!!!! I massage his. :naughty:
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Chris on November 08, 2008, 06:40:29 PM
I have a pair, but they're some non-Birkenstock brand I picked up at Bass Pro Shop.  They're nice.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 06:43:06 PM
I have a pair, but they're some non-Birkenstock brand I picked up at Bass Pro Shop.  They're nice.

So, like, they're Macho hippy sandels? :-)
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Chris on November 08, 2008, 06:45:14 PM
So, like, they're Macho hippy sandels? :-)

Yes.  My hairy toe knuckles and rotten nails make them even manlier.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: mamacags on November 08, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
So, like, they're Macho hippy sandels? :-)

Kinda like Crocs? :rotf:  Homos
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 08, 2008, 07:57:00 PM
Nah UH!

The Butch ones are all Conservative at heart.


No girlfriend of Thor's could ever be described as "butch."  :wink:
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Miss Mia on November 08, 2008, 07:57:29 PM
Just the Darkside of Thor. I tried to get him to massage my feet!!!! I massage his. :naughty:

I bought some Croc's flip flops, they're great too.
Title: Re: Birkenstocks ?!?!?!?
Post by: Lord Undies on November 08, 2008, 07:58:48 PM
Birkenstock, TX

Willie and Waylon and the boys......