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Title: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2008, 11:48:35 AM
CLICKY (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)

Wow...   :o

Wow... I really, really, really hope that this girl never finds out about how um... well... the reaction to this thread...  which is ironic since I'm sending a url link to people here

Over 400,000+ views of that thread, and it's not even 2 days old!   :o  The internet is at work  :bow:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: djones520 on November 08, 2008, 12:01:10 PM
Ignore the comments.  Just coming from people who doesn't have anyone who will do that for them.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris on November 08, 2008, 12:05:10 PM
 :bawl:  my eyes!!  :bawl:

i'm laffin' here...  :rotf:


omg
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris on November 08, 2008, 12:08:05 PM
That thread is just wrong...  :lmao:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 12:10:16 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/bobdebeelder/hit-it-crowbar.jpg)

Twice.

Then I would burn it just to be sure.

Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
Um... I just copied the title of that thread.  I've no idea who the poster or the girl is  :lmao:

Suuuuuuuure...




;)


ROFLMAO!!!!
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris on November 08, 2008, 12:14:16 PM
She's not even up to "butterface".  I keep checking for a lump in her shorts. :(


At least she has a hobby?
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: asdf2231 on November 08, 2008, 12:24:08 PM
Holy Sheep!

It looks like her real boyfriend shows up later in the thread!!!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Motivational/Awesome20COLESLAW.gif)
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2008, 10:42:34 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/bbcomra8.gif)









LOL!
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Uhhuh35 on November 11, 2008, 11:50:56 AM
What the **** is that, a post-op tranny?  :puke:

A few of the comments:

"does she come with a free bag of prawn crackers?"
"*******, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way."
"Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick."
"Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??"
"less face. pictures of butthole."
"WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FACE?"
"cute dog... the rest sucks,.. more pics of dog please."
"Did you hit the bitch in the face with the car before you took the pictures?"
"epic fail"
"You know you're girlfriend is ugly right?"
"Wtf Is Wit Those Eyes Omg Wanna Poke Em' Out With A Stick And Beat Her With Her Own Gunt"
"She has the one crazy ass expression in every pic."

I'm rolling on the floor in tears! Check out the doctored pic on page 11:
"I just made you girlfriend 100x more attractive"

 :rotf:    :rotf:    :rotf:    :rotf:

Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: BEG on November 11, 2008, 12:51:47 PM
I am LMAO because at first I thought it was Vonne claiming that was his girlfriend.  I would bet money that that "girl" is a guy.  I do feel bad for "her" if she happens to see that thread.  No one should read comments about themselves like that. 
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2008, 12:53:42 PM
OMG this what I needed!


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If Sasquatch exists, it had horrific violent sex with the girl off of The Ring and multiplied for numerous generations of inbreeding and this is the result. Pull out your tranquilizer gun and put a god damn leash on that thing.




 :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: djones520 on November 11, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
That thread is just wrong...  :lmao:

Ahhh...  then ignore my lame attempts to be nice.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Peter3_1 on November 11, 2008, 04:05:19 PM
OH----MY-----GOD!!!!!!!  :o Nice car tho.... :tongue:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 04:21:04 PM
Okay I really hope that girl never ever reads that thread, it's mean, but that's some funny shit right there.   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris_ on November 11, 2008, 04:51:38 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie042.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/freedumb2003/alien.jpg)

(on edit -- I put the latter pic on my photobucket site for speed).

Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: debk on November 11, 2008, 05:31:56 PM
I am soooo glad that I don't have to be polite.....cause I, too, thought she(?) was Vonne's girlfriend. :thatsright:


I was really wondering.....because I saw Vonne's picture on here. I did decide he must be a really kind-hearted person though.... :uhsure:

Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Uhhuh35 on November 11, 2008, 06:43:00 PM
Okay I really hope that girl never ever reads that thread, it's mean, but that's some funny shit right there.   :lmao: :lmao:
She has! Her MySpace page is linked in the thread and her response to it was posted.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris on November 11, 2008, 06:44:47 PM
She has! Her MySpace page is linked in the thread and her response to it was posted.

Oh noes!  I'm going to have to wade back in there to find it.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 06:54:48 PM
She has! Her MySpace page is linked in the thread and her response to it was posted.


Dear God man!  You can't say something like that without a link! 
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris on November 11, 2008, 06:57:44 PM
I laughed at the Death Star picture.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris_ on November 11, 2008, 06:59:26 PM

Dear God man!  You can't say something like that without a link! 

http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 07:19:18 PM
http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04



Well, she seems to have a good spirit about it all.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: jendf on November 11, 2008, 07:19:26 PM
http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04


The comments on her blog are just as cruel. I feel for her. Maybe she can make a buck of this unwanted publicity.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 07:20:34 PM
The comments on her blog are just as cruel. I feel for her. Maybe she can make a buck of this unwanted publicity.


Yeah, they were cruel Jen.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: jendf on November 11, 2008, 07:21:33 PM

Yeah, they were cruel Jen.

This one from a girl named "Jill":

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why do you act as if it's some special interest group that's targeting you? get it through your head - you are a walking, breathing, troll from the neck up, and a potential stunt double for the guy from the Saw movies. are you really completely oblivious to the fact that EVERYONE who has seen that bb.com thread has given you negative feedback? and that it's not just a group of nerds poking fun at you? if the entire world thinks you are hideous (save for one, apparently), and you still deny it, well, more power to you I guess. denial is probably the only alternative to suicide.


Jeebus, what is wrong with some people?!
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
This one from a girl named "Jill":


Jeebus, what is wrong with some people?!


"Jill" is obviously a stuck up bitch.  People that say horrible things like that, are dark on the inside and karma will come back around for them. 

I thought that the photoshops were funny, but seriously, come on.  And there was some guy telling her she should just commit suicide.  That's just wrong.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: jendf on November 11, 2008, 07:29:51 PM
It's a good reminder to never post your pic online. Yikes!
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: BEG on November 11, 2008, 07:30:44 PM
Ok I went over there and read her site.  I feel sorry for her.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 07:31:49 PM
It's a good reminder to never post your pic online. Yikes!


So sayeth the Gospel of Freedumb.
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Carl on November 11, 2008, 07:32:52 PM
This one from a girl named "Jill":


Jeebus, what is wrong with some people?!


Quote
why do you act as if it's some special interest group that's targeting you? get it through your head - you are a walking, breathing, troll from the neck up, and a potential stunt double for the guy from the Saw movies. are you really completely oblivious to the fact that EVERYONE who has seen that bb.com thread has given you negative feedback? and that it's not just a group of nerds poking fun at you? if the entire world thinks you are hideous (save for one, apparently), and you still deny it, well, more power to you I guess. denial is probably the only alternative to suicide.

I will admit that I laughed at the stuff posted but that is just way too much and not funny anymore.

Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Miss Mia on November 11, 2008, 07:33:05 PM
Ok I went over there and read her site.  I feel sorry for her.


Me too.  I feel guilty for thinking some of the photoshops were funny.  :(
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: debk on November 11, 2008, 10:31:32 PM
wow.....both sites are unreal.... :mental:
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 16, 2008, 08:35:13 AM
Does a car like that come equipped with......uh......bags?
Title: Re: I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)
Post by: Chris_ on November 16, 2008, 01:39:50 PM

So sayeth the Gospel of Freedumb.
AAAAAA-men!