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Title: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 06, 2008, 10:21:32 AM
Everything? :-) Somebody is constipated again! :-)
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-06-08 10:52 AM
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I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
 Advertisements [?]..... Sarah Palin.

I want to see her politically destroyed. I want to see her next gig no better than as a blocker on some semi-pro roller derby team. I want to every aspect of her lifestyle radically changed for the worst. I want her to have to live solely on Toad's income from fishing boat deckhand and roustabout helper on that oil rig.


 
Funny? How am I funny? Do I look like a clown to you?  Stinky the Clown (me) says: Un
And I want you to drink some prune juice and clean that disgusting toilet you seem to live on! :whatever:http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4394034
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 10:24:02 AM
I suspect the sparkling husband primitive, sitting on the commode in the bathroom in the basement, reached over to the roller.....found out there was no paper there.

Sorry, folks, in case this is getting stale--but remember, I don't draw "pictures" of the primitives; all I do is describe "pictures" of the primitives they've themselves painted.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: jtyangel on November 06, 2008, 10:25:22 AM
These people are fascists through and through. The heart of a dictator! So it's not enough to disagree with someone, they must be destroyed with extreme prejudice. Thank God this idiot is old enough the rest of humanity will probably only have to bear his existence another couple decades or so.  :banghead:
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 06, 2008, 10:28:56 AM
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-06-08 10:52 AM
Original message
I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
 Advertisements [?]..... Sarah Palin.

I want to see her politically destroyed. I want to see her next gig no better than as a blocker on some semi-pro roller derby team. I want to every aspect of her lifestyle radically changed for the worst. I want her to have to live solely on Toad's income from fishing boat deckhand and roustabout helper on that oil rig.
 

I will find great solace in the fact that not only will that not happen, but, will be a source of great pain and languishing for you in the near future.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 06, 2008, 10:34:44 AM
Sarah Palin, reading his post, smiles wryly to herself, knowing that H2S is married to Sparkley, and therefore he will never touch anything remotely as hot as Sarah for the rest of his miserable, cat-box-sniffing life.

 :loser:
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Splashdown on November 06, 2008, 10:43:02 AM
Shut up husb2Sparkly, Put on your maid's outfit, and go clean something before your wife gets home.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2008, 11:15:39 AM
Hey, Coach, after this latest outburst, what do you think happened in the sparkling husband's household to elicit this?  I'm thinking that she made him do something extraordinarily digsusting and humiliating.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: USA4ME on November 06, 2008, 11:28:30 AM
Quote from:
Husb2Sparkly
 
I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........

.... life in general.  Yeah, we know.  :loser:

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Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 11:30:28 AM
Hey, Coach, after this latest outburst, what do you think happened in the sparkling husband's household to elicit this?  I'm thinking that she made him do something extraordinarily digsusting and humiliating.

My guess is the sparkling husband primitive maybe spilled a little bit of something--some juice, some water, some milk--going from the refrigerator to the table, and the wife of the sparkling husband primitive, rather than tossing him a dishrag or paper towel, ordered him to lick it off the floor.

Something like that; the Duke of Windsor was subjected to the same things by Wallis Warfield Simpson.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Bondai on November 06, 2008, 01:34:54 PM
He is a closet gay...that's were the anger is coming from. :loser: He hates himself.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 06, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
Sarah Palin, reading his post, smiles wryly to herself, knowing that H2S is married to Sparkley, and therefore he will never touch anything remotely as hot as Sarah for the rest of his miserable, cat-box-sniffing life.

 :loser:
Maybe if there's a running boiler down there he might find something close.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Servonaut on November 06, 2008, 02:12:26 PM
What is really messed up is how many of the losers agree with
the DUmbass.  Sarah is going to be around for a long time. 

Suck on that DUmmies.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: claret1995 on November 06, 2008, 02:58:56 PM


 Sit quiet and drink this in

 Sparky-hubby sitting on the loo,think about Sarah and gets a huge woody. Realizing that something quickly must be done before the ugly bitch wife.see this and insists he dress like lil bo peep . That is IF he wants to get into the wifey's bloomers.

 The only way he can get HOT SARAH outta his head is to concoct nasties about her,


 Judging from how many thread he goes loco on Sarah, I suspect he has a few folders full of Sarah pics
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
Judging from how many thread he goes loco on Sarah, I suspect he has a few folders full of Sarah pics.

Actually, it seems the primitives have a great deal of misdirected rage and anger.

They're afraid to use it against the real cause.

The Bostonian Drunkard, for example, excoriates George Bush, rather than his own paternal ancestor, whenever he has a fight with the paternal ancestor; the old man's the problem, but the Bostonian Drunkard dare not get pissed at him.

I'm speculating the sparkling husband primitive lights one of his bonfires on Skins's island every time he has an argument with the wife, and loses; the wife of the sparkling husband primitive's the problem, but the sparkling husband primitive DARE not get pissed at her.

Misdirected anger and rage.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Carl on November 06, 2008, 06:30:16 PM
Sarah Palin--------Governor of Alaska,a new national leader for the Republican party,beautiful lady,just to name a few.


Husbs--------bitter,angry loser that posts on a website that except for the money it raises serves as a litter box for the dem party.


Yeah,you the man husbs. :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: miskie on November 06, 2008, 06:41:00 PM
now reading this I HOPE TO GOD she ends up with Stevens senate seat, and that she is in part responsible for keeping the Dems from getting 60. Oh the head-splodin' fun that would be - You Betcha!
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 06, 2008, 07:22:36 PM
Y'know, H2S could have stopped after "Nasty" and he would have made one of the best posts of his sad life.
Title: Re: I'm petty, small minded, and nasty when it comes to ........
Post by: Airwolf on November 06, 2008, 09:04:44 PM
Sarah Palin--------Governor of Alaska,a new national leader for the Republican party,beautiful lady,just to name a few.


Husbs--------bitter,angry loser that posts on a website that except for the money it raises serves as a litter box for the dem party.


Yeah,you the man husbs. :rotf:

Yeah one every one can envy :loser: .  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: