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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on November 05, 2008, 07:54:43 PM
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Blaming Obama and the Dem Congress!
So what shitty thing happened to you today... and how did Obama NOT help you? :-)
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LOL at concept of thread. :rotf:
OMG!!11!1!!
I had two cell phone calls get dropped today. One day of President elect Obama and the infrastructure of our country is crumbling!!!
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Burger King put pickles on my Whopper.
:bird:
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Obama put road construction machines on just about every road I had to drive on today. Bastard! :hammer:
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Burger King put pickles on my Whopper.
:bird:
CRAP!!!! Did you call in the pickle extraction team? I had to do that last time I, too, had such a trauma.
Please note that I have posted to a Schade thread and haven't kissed up once.
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CRAP!!!! Did you call in the pickle extraction team? I had to do that last time I, too, had such a trauma.
Please note that I have posted to a Schade thread and haven't kissed up once.
I mailed a can of peaches to my Congress critter and wrote an LTTE. Will you proofread it for me?
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LOL at concept of thread. :rotf:
OMG!!11!1!!
I had two cell phone calls get dropped today. One day of President elect Obama and the infrastructure of our country is crumbling!!!
They shoulda knew better. :lmao:
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Burger King put pickles on my Whopper.
:bird:
Oh! I thought you were speaking in code to me. :evillaugh:
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Oh! I thought you were speaking in code to me. :evillaugh:
you aint right :rotf:
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Obama put road construction machines on just about every road I had to drive on today. Bastard! :hammer:
Obama.... keeping honest hard-working Americans from getting to where they want to go. :popcorn:
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CRAP!!!! Did you call in the pickle extraction team? I had to do that last time I, too, had such a trauma.
Please note that I have posted to a Schade thread and haven't kissed up once.
I am tempted to do something naughty just so you notice me.
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There was no salt on my french fries I got from McDonalds on my way home from the doctor this afternoon. Where is my FREE SALT MR. OBAMA? :censored:
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you aint right :rotf:
Yo, what's an LTTE?
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Letter To The Editor
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The rolling blackouts are already starting now the coal industry has been targeted by the Messiah (a.k.a. the 12th Imam)?!
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My printer ran out of ink today. All four cartridges died AT THE SAME TIME! I was told this would not happen in Obamaland.
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There was no salt on my french fries I got from McDonalds on my way home from the doctor this afternoon. Where is my FREE SALT MR. OBAMA? :censored:
f :censored: k you mr. president, give BEG her salt! :evillaugh:
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There was no salt on my french fries I got from McDonalds on my way home from the doctor this afternoon. Where is my FREE SALT MR. OBAMA? :censored:
:overreaction: :sad1:
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Letter To The Editor
D'oh I knew that, just checking to see if you did. :uhsure:
:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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f :censored: k you mr. president, give BEG her salt! :evillaugh:
Yeah damn it, I want my right to swell up like a huge ballon. I want me SALT!
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My printer ran out of ink today. All four cartridges died AT THE SAME TIME! I was told this would not happen in Obamaland.
I am seeing a pattern here, what next from O-glorious-bama?
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Massive thunderstorms are moving through the Bible Belt. The Obama staff has already duplicated a Rove-Brand 3000â„¢ "Katrina Maker".
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Massive thunderstorms are moving through the Bible Belt. The Obama staff has already duplicated a Rove-Brand 3000â„¢ "Katrina Maker".
Yes, but they don;t have the secret ingredient!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
(http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs17/shrimpenbig-1.jpg)
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Massive thunderstorms are moving through the Bible Belt. The Obama staff has already duplicated a Rove-Brand 3000â„¢ "Katrina Maker".
Next the locusts. Stay dry Odie. :-)
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So what shitty thing happened to you today... and how did Obama NOT help you? :-)
Obama ain't paying for my daughter's weekly percussion and voice lessons. Does he not care about the yoots of his country?
I want my handout dammit!!!
:-)
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I was not out of the car wash an hour when a bird shit on my car. When is... oh wait, Obama will make that better with bird killing wind power. Never mind. :uhsure:
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Obama ain't paying for my daughter's weekly percussion and voice lessons. Does he not care about the yoots of his country?
I want my handout dammit!!!
:-)
Here is some vintage James Brown to cheer you up. :evillaugh: (he kind of reminds me of .... I can't say it, I'll have to PM you)
[youtube=425,350]gvTIJ4SM-f8[/youtube]
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I forgot to charge my cellphone last night so it was on low battery today when I was out running errands. I believe The One should have provided me with a back-up phone and/or called to remind me to charge it the night before. I expect my nightly phone call from The One promising me it's going to be okay.
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I forgot to charge my cellphone last night so it was on low battery today when I was out running errands. I believe The One should have provided me with a back-up phone and/or called to remind me to charge it the night before. I expect my nightly phone call from The One promising me it's going to be okay.
There there..... {{{hugs}}} :cheersmate:
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Here is some vintage James Brown to cheer you up. :evillaugh: (he kind of reminds me of .... I can't say it, I'll have to PM you)
[youtube=425,350]gvTIJ4SM-f8[/youtube]
Oh, you can tell them.
I was Black for a year. Really -- 1972.
Even today people ru up to me and ask for my autograph and ask me to sign "that white dude that was Black in 1972 before all white kids became Black."
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I filled up with gas today......and Obomber wasn't there to pay for it. Then a cop jumped outta the bushes and charged me with stealing gas and things went downhill from there.
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I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow. I'm going to insist the clerk put it on Obama's tab. :popcorn:
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I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow. I'm going to insist the clerk put it on Obama's tab. :popcorn:
I asked the clerk at Dunkin' Donuts today to redistribute me a large coffee. He just stared at me. Obviously this guy isn't on the same page as the Barack Star...
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Massive thunderstorms are moving through the Bible Belt. The Obama staff has already duplicated a Rove-Brand 3000â„¢ "Katrina Maker".
We had straight line winds, heavy rain and I couldn't go outside to smoke !!! (Even with the new roof over the deck!!) Then the power went out !!! It's ALL Obama's fault !!!
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I asked the clerk at Dunkin' Donuts today to redistribute me a large coffee. He just stared at me. Obviously this guy isn't on the same page as the Barack Star...
That's probably the case, even if he voted for him...just my observation of friends who did :lmao:
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It rained, which caused the ocean levels to rise. And it's 15 degrees warmer than normal for this time of year. The earth has a fever as well, and the Obummer has done nothing to stop it.
Also, I'm at a 1/4 tank. I stopped at the gas station expecting someone to fill it for me, but no, I still have to worry about that as well.