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Title: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 05, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
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lynyrd_skynyrd (1000+ posts)
Wed Nov-05-08 03:08 PM
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Contact Nancy Pelosi right now and demand impeachment (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4387363)   

Edited on Wed Nov-05-08 03:14 PM by lynyrd_skynyrd
THE TIME FOR EXCUSES IS OVER

The Democrats have majorities in the House and the Senate, and the election is over. The time has come to do the right thing. The evidence is overwhelming.

Ms. Pelosi, we demand that you impeach, charge, try, and convict George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld for committing the crimes of

1) Deliberately misleading the nation into a preemptive, illegal invasion of a sovereign nation without provocation, in direct violation of international law.

2) The deliberate exposing of an undercover CIA operative.

3) The illegal detention of Prisoners Of War without due process, in direct violation of international law.

4) Illegally spying on American citizens without warrants in direct conflict of the Constitution of The United States of America. (A crime which George W. Bush has publicly confessed to)

5) The condoning of torture, in direct violation of international law.


Don't reply with "what's the point", or "it's a time for healing", or any other such nonsense. I understand that there were political reasons to not impeach or hold criminal investigations. But those reasons are moot now. Justice delayed is better than justice denied. These people need to be held accountable for their crimes. I want them in prison. Now.

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Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 03:39:29 PM
Ol' Adbot always knows just the right things to say. He's becoming my favorite DUmmie.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: franksolich on November 05, 2008, 03:39:53 PM
Damn, Mr. Wiggum, sir, you're good.

I love the Ad Bot.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Ol' Adbot always knows just the right things to say. He's becoming my favorite DUmmie.

Mine, too.

OK, which one of you is Adbot?  It has Coach's sense of irony, Rebel's sense of dignity and Schade's sense of humor.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 05, 2008, 03:51:47 PM
Can we H5 Adbot?
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 03:55:34 PM
Can we H5 Adbot?

Why not?  In spirit, anyway.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: djones520 on November 05, 2008, 03:56:11 PM
Oh god that just made me feel so much better.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Rebel on November 05, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
DUmmies are so cute when they wish for a shiny new bicycle for Christmas.

....now can someone let'em down gently and tell'em there is no Santa Claus?
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: RightCoast on November 05, 2008, 03:59:14 PM
DUmmies are so cute when they wish for a shiny new bicycle for Christmas.

....now can someone let'em down gently and tell'em there is no Santa Claus?

What is this you say about Santa??
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 04:07:06 PM
What is this you say about Santa??

He is on the DNC payroll.  He sold out in 1960 and has been selectively delivering since then.

To get his largess, change your last name to Gomez, destroy all your ID and go to Tijuana and come north across the border. You will have services and money showered on you.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: RightCoast on November 05, 2008, 04:14:33 PM
He is on the DNC payroll.  He sold out in 1960 and has been selectively delivering since then.

To get his largess, change your last name to Gomez, destroy all your ID and go to Tijuana and come north across the border. You will have services and money showered on you.


Damn it!
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 04:24:57 PM
Damn it!

Which step did you miss?  Para yo, listos!!
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: RightCoast on November 05, 2008, 04:28:22 PM
Which step did you miss?  Para yo, listos!!

I changed my last name to Epstien.   :bawl:
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 04:36:59 PM
I changed my last name to Epstien.   :bawl:

*DOH*

(http://snicka.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/juanepstein.jpg)
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 05, 2008, 04:37:43 PM
Which step did you miss?  Para yo, listos!!

Damn! That sounds like ebonics for, "I'm stealing both your listners(boomboxes)".
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
Damn! That sounds like ebonics for, "I'm stealing both your listners(boomboxes)".
Close enough.

Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: asdf2231 on November 05, 2008, 04:59:26 PM
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Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 05:27:47 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/cow_30.gif)

That looks like someone familiar.
Title: Re: Obama's win = CHIMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2008, 05:45:44 PM
Nah.  Subway kitty think's it's a panther.  Darker complexion. Otherwise I'd say you're right.  It's fat stocky enough; it's gender is ill defined; and it's got this look in it's eye like "I'm gonna rip your throat out, you rethug SoB", which directly contradicts the peace sign and the "love not war" crap it wears.