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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: thundley4 on November 05, 2008, 03:08:11 AM

Title: Barack Obama's Kenyan family to celebrate by slaughtering bulls, chicken and goa
Post by: thundley4 on November 05, 2008, 03:08:11 AM
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There's only one thing to take to a Kenyan election victory feast: a goat. Preferably still breathing - “a sign of freshness“ - and with big testicles, apparently the sign of quality breeding.

And so it was that I found myself bouncing along a dirt track towards the ancestral home of the Obamas in a saloon car with the sound of John the goat bleating miserably from the boot.

It had not been easy finding such a quality specimen. The local livestock market had mostly sheep and cattle, with only a few scrawny goats on hand.

Instead, John was spotted at the side of the road by my driver George, who was impressed by the size of its belly and, well, other attributes.
Obama Festival (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5082040.ece)

I wonder if this is anything like Skin's Island?
Title: Re: Barack Obama's Kenyan family to celebrate by slaughtering bulls, chicken and goa
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 05, 2008, 07:00:58 AM
If you've ever wanted to see Washington D.C., nows the time. After January 2009, the place will smell like chitlins.
Title: Re: Barack Obama's Kenyan family to celebrate by slaughtering bulls, chicken and goa
Post by: whiffleball on November 05, 2008, 07:02:00 AM
If you've ever wanted to see Washington D.C., nows the time. After January 2009, the place will smell like chitlins.

 :-)
Title: Re: Barack Obama's Kenyan family to celebrate by slaughtering bulls, chicken and goa
Post by: Wineslob on November 05, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
Obama Festival (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5082040.ece)

I wonder if this is anything like Skin's Island?


Yes, they will have sex with the goat.