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Title: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: jinxmchue on November 04, 2008, 09:47:01 AM
I'd be surprised if she wasn't there first in line right when the polls opened so she could run back to her computer and brag about it on the DUmp.  You know the DUmp monkeys would worship at her chubby little feet.
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: lastparker on November 04, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
Nothing as of now.  The little troll has posted almost exclusively in the Lounge, lately.
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: jinxmchue on November 04, 2008, 10:13:47 AM
One has to wonder what the heck she's going to do with her life if Obama is elected and the Democrats get their super majority in Congress.  How is she going to feed her fetish for pictures of wounded and dead soldiers and babies?
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 04, 2008, 11:10:12 AM
She may have the dreaded "Fat Finger Syndrome". That's when your fingers are so fat that when you touch the 'touch screen' voting machine, you vote for "2" candidates.

Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 04, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
All you need are tubby Li'l Ava, some tattoos, bizarre hair coloring, a few piercings, and a trick-or-treat outfit.

Bingo! Undergroundpanther!
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2008, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 04, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
All you need are tubby Li'l Ava, some tattoos, bizarre hair coloring, a few piercings, and a trick-or-treat outfit.

Bingo! Undergroundpanther!

The problem with that is, Lil Ava has no chin.
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 04, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
Apparently she has.  I didn't know she was even 18.

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Ava(1000+ posts)
Tue Nov-04-08 12:38 PM
Original message
First time voters - check in here!!!
   
i just cast my first vote (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/woohoo.gif)

i'm absurdly excited about this!!(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_bounce.gif)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7749531
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: jinxmchue on November 04, 2008, 12:09:01 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 04, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
Apparently she has.  I didn't know she was even 18.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7749531

Obviously not getting enough attention:

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thanks!      Ava       Nov-04-08 12:44 PM       #6

   bump     Ava      Nov-04-08 12:56 PM      #7
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
Apparently there wasn't a donut shop between her and the polling place.
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 04, 2008, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
Apparently there wasn't a donut shop between her and the polling place.
Or a Baskin Robbins! :-)
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: miskie on November 04, 2008, 12:53:33 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 04, 2008, 12:45:06 PM
Or a Baskin Robbins! :-)

Just hit all the Krispy Kremes and Starbucks in the area. More sugar, caffeine and fats than the average person should consume in a month is free for the taking.
Title: Re: Has Ava voted yet?
Post by: franksolich on November 04, 2008, 01:06:54 PM
What about Lil Ava's boyfriend, ASHER HEIMERMANN?

He's only 15 years old, but I imagine an Obamaite in Wisconsin would let him vote.