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Title: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2008, 06:27:35 AM
....cause I'm now filthy rich....

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Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £750,000.00 in
Dear Winner.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize Money of Seven HundredThousand United States Dollars, ($700,000.00) for this year 2008 Lotterypromotion which is organized byCHEVRON OIL/PETROLUEM NIGERIA 2008 with Batch No: 091026XN, Reff No:095447XN, Winning No’s 097886XN.

You are to contact him with this detail below:
NAME, ADDRESS, COUNTRY, SEX, AGE, PHONE NUMBER.
(CONTACT FINANCE DEPARTMENT)
Name: Mr. James Eric.
E-mail: chevronoil.2008@googlemail.com

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Roza Obaseki.
(Chevron Oil Petroleum Bonanza/Lottery Coordinator).




Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial No:5388/02
Winning number: 05.14.22.25.36.05 {08}
Draw (#1055)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr. Eric White
Email: uknl-draws@hotmail.com with your
Name,Address,Country,Age,Gender,Occupation,Phone.
Tel: +44-70359-33975
Sincerely,Mr. Kate Mcluskie.
Pls send reply to uknl-draws@hotmail.com Only

I gots 3 of these, so I'm gonna get $2,100,000.00

 :-)
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 03, 2008, 06:38:11 AM
....cause I'm now filthy rich....

I gots 3 of these, so I'm gonna get $2,100,000.00

 :-)
:bird: Rich Bastard! :-)
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2008, 06:42:13 AM
:bird: Rich Bastard! :-)
Now I won't feel so bad that the messiahnfuhrer will take all his money away.
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 03, 2008, 06:44:59 AM
Now I won't feel so bad that the messiahnfuhrer will take all his money away.

I'm thinkin lug will walk away with about 750,000 after The Messiah redistributes. :-)
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2008, 07:36:38 AM
I'm thinkin lug will walk away with about $7.50 after The Messiah redistributes. :-)
Fixt.   :bawl:
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: bijou on November 03, 2008, 07:39:51 AM
....cause I'm now filthy rich....

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Sincerely,Mr. Kate Mcluskie.
Pls send reply to uknl-draws@hotmail.com Only

Don't rush into anything, something about this email makes me a tad suspicious that it's not on the level.
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2008, 07:42:12 AM


Don't rush into anything, something about this email makes me a tad suspicious that it's not on the level.
What??? People with Irish surnames can't live in Nigeria?   :uhsure:
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: bijou on November 03, 2008, 07:47:58 AM
What??? People with Irish surnames can't live in Nigeria?   :uhsure:
How large do you think the Irish-Nigerian transexual community is in Nigeria? (There's probably more of them in San Francisco).  :rotf:
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2008, 07:49:01 AM
How large do you think the Irish-Nigerian transexual community is in Nigeria? (There's probably more of them in San Francisco).  :rotf:
Oh, now that's just hate speech.



 :lmao:
Title: Re: So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 03, 2008, 08:35:48 AM
I dunno, sounds like if you try to collect, you'd better have an ID showing you are indeed Mr. Winner.