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Title: News Flash!! PETA Still Retarded
Post by: Miss Mia on November 01, 2008, 01:57:50 PM
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PETA offers Ringling an animatronic option (http://news.bostonherald.com/news/national/general/view/2008_10_31_PETA_offers_Ringling_an_animatronic_option/srvc=home&position=recent)
Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! You’re about to watch history unfold. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has a plan that could forever end the abuse of elephants in the world’s largest circus.

PETA recently offered to provide a state-of-the art, high-tech animatronic "elephant" if the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus agrees to retire its real elephants-sparing them from painful lives in chains and servitude. The animatronic elephant would be similar to the dinosaurs currently used in the popular "Walking With Dinosaurs, the Live Experience" show that is touring the United States.

Title: Re: News Flash!! PETA Still Retarded
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 01, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Don't you see? Their ultimate goal is the destruction of the Republican mascot.
Title: Re: News Flash!! PETA Still Retarded
Post by: asdf2231 on November 01, 2008, 03:37:11 PM
Bad enough I have to worry about Robot Vacuum Cleaners becoming self aware and trying to kill us all but now PETA wants to make Robot ELEPHANTS!

Greyt.

I better go see about that Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.