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Title: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: franksolich on October 31, 2008, 07:59:33 PM
http://www.observer.com/2008/politics/erica-jong-tells-italians-obama-loss-will-spark-second-american-civil-war-blood-will-r

Oh my.

At times, I have problems differentiating between ephermal celebrity personalities.

At first, I thought Erica Jong was Naomi Wolf.

Or something like that.

Isn't she, like, in the 8th decade of her life, you know, kind of old?

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It seems that the final days of the presidential campaign have made Erica Jong and her friends more than a little anxious.

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My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves."

"My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium."

"After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…"

"If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets."

"Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act."
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: Jim on October 31, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
and she may be right but if BHO loses it will be a very short war and if he wins a two year long and painful one
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 31, 2008, 08:14:18 PM
Yes, she was mainly known for writing about sex at one time, 30 years of so ago.  Once she got too old to attract any partners to base that on, she became a literary grand dame in onanistic venues like New Yorker.  The pretensions to literary relevance all derive from the sex writing and subsequent celebritihood 'experience,' not actual literature.   
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: djones520 on October 31, 2008, 08:19:47 PM
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My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves."

"My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium."

"After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…"

"If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets."

"Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act."

Meanwhile back on Earth...   ::)
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: thundley4 on October 31, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
These damn moonbats keep spewing this crap in the hopes of terrorizing the undecideds into voting for their chosen one.
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: MrsSmith on October 31, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
These damn moonbats keep spewing this crap in the hopes of terrorizing the undecideds into voting for their chosen one.
Are they worried...or threatening?   :o

It would be nice to see one Erica face to face, to go  ::)  "Grow up already."  ::)
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on October 31, 2008, 09:33:05 PM
These damn moonbats keep spewing this crap in the hopes of terrorizing the undecideds into voting for their chosen one.

Actually it probably will drive many undecideds to wanting Jane Fonda to get all depressed and Erica Jong to have to get more acupuncture treatments or however she relieves her stress. Vote for McCain and think of Jane Fonda and Erica Jong feeling the pain.  :-)
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: Woody on November 01, 2008, 12:10:03 AM
Vote for McCain and think of Jane Fonda and Erica Jong feeling the pain.  :-)

Be advised, I may use this comment as evidence when I wrench the lever off the voting machine... 

"I was thinking of Jane Fonda and Erica Jong feeling the pain of my vote."
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: Chris on November 01, 2008, 03:15:44 AM
Be advised, I may use this comment as evidence when I wrench the lever off the voting machine... 

"I was thinking of Jane Fonda and Erica Jong feeling the pain of my vote."

They don't have levers anymore.  The most you can do is mash the button really hard.  :(
Title: Re: Erica Jong predicts American Civil War
Post by: NHSparky on November 01, 2008, 07:33:02 AM
We don't even have that here.  Just fill in the little circles like ya did on your SAT's.