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Title: Turn on the lights
Post by: CharlesD on October 31, 2008, 12:05:43 PM
There was this couple that had  been married for 20 years.
 
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife  felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him  o f this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a  wild,screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked  down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure  device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent *******,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
 
The husband looks her straight  in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . You explain the kids.'
Title: Re: Turn on the lights
Post by: Worbeli on December 27, 2012, 11:36:11 PM
There was this couple that had  been married for 20 years.
 
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife  felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him  o f this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a  wild,screaming, romantic session, she turned on the led bulbs (http://www.niceledlights.com) lights. She looked  down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure  device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent *******,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
 
The husband looks her straight  in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . You explain the kids.'



This thread has been posted some where else too
Title: Re: Turn on the lights
Post by: thundley4 on December 27, 2012, 11:50:30 PM
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