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Title: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: bijou on October 29, 2008, 02:53:12 PM

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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-28-08 04:30 PM
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Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read and Recommend! 
 Advertisements [?]It is almost certain that election day -- next Tuesday, November 4 -- will be the busiest day ever for Democratic Underground. To prepare for the high traffic, we have recently increased our total number of servers from four to six, and we have made a number of changes to our software. But there is still a good chance that these changes will not be enough to adequately handle the massive spike in traffic on election night. In the event that a massive influx of visitors to Democratic Underground overwhelms our servers and makes it impossible for anyone to access our website, we may be forced to take extraordinary measures to stay online. We may need to limit access to the website so only registered members may read and post -- leaving unregistered visitors blocked out. And in the worst-case scenario, we may have to limit access to donors only.

DON'T GET BLOCKED OUT! If you are not a registered member of DU, please register. If you are registered, make sure you know your DU password. And if you are a donor, make sure your donor status is up-to-date.

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Please kick and recommend this thread so more DUers will see it. Thanks.


 
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Prime your moles for action!  My name is bijou and I approve this message.  :-)
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: NHSparky on October 29, 2008, 02:54:14 PM
Firing up the spamolator to generate another 128,000 new and unique e-mail addresses, with IP rerouting via AOL and Lithuania...
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: PatriotGame on October 29, 2008, 03:08:40 PM
I'm set X 5 so I need not worry....
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: whiffleball on October 29, 2008, 03:18:52 PM
IOW donate today!  He's spammed his membership with the identical PM. :lmao:
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 29, 2008, 03:19:47 PM
My name is bijou and I approve this message.  :-)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2008, 03:29:20 PM
IOW donate today!  He's spammed his membership with the identical PM. :lmao:

The Christmas budget must be looking a little leaner this year.  $kimmer's just milking the cash cow.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Tucker on October 29, 2008, 03:32:30 PM
The Christmas budget must be looking a little leaner this year.  $kimmer's just milking the cash cow.

He gave it all to DUmbo.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
He gave it all to DUmbo.

meh. He milked the DUmmies for that too.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: lizard on October 29, 2008, 03:42:54 PM
Skins has his hand out again.   ::)  Seeing as how his last fundraiser took so long to reach it's goal and the DUmmies have been readily ponying up the bucks for Barky....sounds like Skins may be a little green with envy alongside of being less flush with cash than normal. 
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: franksolich on October 29, 2008, 03:44:14 PM
The Christmas budget must be looking a little leaner this year.  $kimmer's just milking the cash cow.

Remember, my fellow alum became the father of another heir this past year.

Twice as much for Christmas presents now.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2008, 03:52:03 PM
They TS'd me for no good reason and somehow seem to know when I try to get back in -- even when I use a proxy.

Any idea how they know it is me?  I am using pretty vanilla names (from the phone book) or handles stolen from random BBs.  I rotate but they always seem to nail me.

I've cleared my cache and even installed and used Safari (*shudder*).

Are trhey tracking MAC addresses?  Even that seems not to be the case, since I used my other computer (my dusty old one).

Any ideas?  I have GOT to be a fly on the wall when their heads explode next Wednesday morning.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: TheSarge on October 29, 2008, 04:00:57 PM
The Christmas budget must be looking a little leaner this year.  $kimmer's just milking the cash cow.

He has to with the prospect of Dear Leader increasing his taxes.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 29, 2008, 04:10:16 PM
I hope $kimmer doesn't accidentally trip over the one power strip that powers all of the DUmp, as he did during the third debate.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: bijou on October 29, 2008, 04:15:10 PM
A mock up of DU on 4th November



(http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/blue-screen-of-death.gif)
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 29, 2008, 04:40:53 PM
I have an alt on DU. But no way am I donating. Still I wanna be there to see the calls to violent revolution...its gonna be so good.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: jinxmchue on October 29, 2008, 04:44:50 PM
They TS'd me for no good reason and somehow seem to know when I try to get back in -- even when I use a proxy.

Any idea how they know it is me?  I am using pretty vanilla names (from the phone book) or handles stolen from random BBs.  I rotate but they always seem to nail me.

I've cleared my cache and even installed and used Safari (*shudder*).

Are trhey tracking MAC addresses?  Even that seems not to be the case, since I used my other computer (my dusty old one).

Any ideas?  I have GOT to be a fly on the wall when their heads explode next Wednesday morning.

I'm under the impression that the DUmp is becoming a "good ol' boys club."  Anyone who either hasn't been around since the early days or who doesn't have an extremely high post count is automatically suspect.  If their every single post doesn't fall lockstep in with the ultra-left song and dance or if the poster doesn't shove his nose up the well-established crowd's collective butt, a granite pizza is ordered with guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: LC EFA on October 29, 2008, 04:53:00 PM
I strongly suspect that should things not turn out quite as peachy for the O'marx as the DUmmies hope,  Skins might just have to come up with some "unexplained" network outages while he cleans the blood flecked spittle from the site.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Tucker on October 29, 2008, 04:55:05 PM
I have an alt on DU. But no way am I donating. Still I wanna be there to see the calls to violent revolution...its gonna be so good.

Didn't you get the memo? You don't donate your own money. You give a crying in your beer tale and have a DUmmy do it for you.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Texacon on October 29, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
They TS'd me for no good reason and somehow seem to know when I try to get back in -- even when I use a proxy.

Any idea how they know it is me?  I am using pretty vanilla names (from the phone book) or handles stolen from random BBs.  I rotate but they always seem to nail me.

I've cleared my cache and even installed and used Safari (*shudder*).

Are trhey tracking MAC addresses?  Even that seems not to be the case, since I used my other computer (my dusty old one).

Any ideas?  I have GOT to be a fly on the wall when their heads explode next Wednesday morning.

Just my opinion but ..... it could be the Hitler avatar you keep trying to put up.  I know, I'm reaching here but ......  LOL

KC
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 29, 2008, 05:03:49 PM
Well, my donar status will be up-to-A-date......because he'll get not one-damn-dime from me.
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: whiffleball on October 29, 2008, 06:42:06 PM
They TS'd me for no good reason and somehow seem to know when I try to get back in -- even when I use a proxy.

Any idea how they know it is me?  I am using pretty vanilla names (from the phone book) or handles stolen from random BBs.  I rotate but they always seem to nail me.

I've cleared my cache and even installed and used Safari (*shudder*).

Are trhey tracking MAC addresses?  Even that seems not to be the case, since I used my other computer (my dusty old one).

Any ideas?  I have GOT to be a fly on the wall when their heads explode next Wednesday morning.

Do you use the same posting style?  Many members and Mods watch for new signups and follow them around for a time to see if a posting style fits with a previously TSd member. 
Title: Re: Don't get blocked out of DU on election day! IMPORTANT! Please Read
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 29, 2008, 06:54:00 PM
Didn't you get the memo? You don't donate your own money. You give a crying in your beer tale and have a DUmmy do it for you.

Exactly.  It's very easy to get a gullible DUmmy to donate in your name.