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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Crazy Horse on January 27, 2008, 06:29:14 PM
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-27-08 07:14 PM
Original message
Paranoid gun shop customers want a president without so much vagina.
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 07:18 PM by Deep13
You know, I like shooting at the pistol range. It has everything I like except being outside: technical points, personal skill, concentration, a lot of noise and bits of metal going faster than sound. How cool is that? I bought my first gun at age 37 in the second week of November, 2004. Living in a county that went 60% for Dumbass, I was becoming afraid of my neighbors. I didn't exactly keep our preference a secret.
Anyway, for some reason when socially conservative--and by "conservative" I mean bat shit insane--talk in a gun range they always assume that everyone there agrees with them. I had one guy tell me that Pelosi is waiting for a D president to become the next Hitler. How does one even argue with logic like that? I didn't bother pointing out the laundry list of illegal and unconstitutional acts by Dumbass.
Yesterday, I got to hear some pretty nasty, misogynist things about HRC. It went something to the effect that two old white guys would not **** HRC with each other's dick and made references to hygiene. They didn't have anything nice to say about O. either, but I did not hear any racial remarks about him.
Listening to the shop owner talk some more, it became clear to me that with HRC, gender really is the issue. He painted a story of an idea society where the state takes the role of a strong-perhaps abusive-father figure and that Judeo-Christian "morals" were missing among city-dwelling blacks. Now, I did not bother pointing out ****-up Judeo-Christian morals really are or that for the Judeos have borne the burden of Christian "morals" for going on 200 years. The only reason they don't hate Jews now is because first the communists and now the Muslims are scarier enemies. In this societal model, women do not rule, they are ruled by their fathers and husbands. Naturally this makes the authority held by Pelosi or maybe by a future President Clinton unnatural, the modern equivalent of witchcraft.
Of course pointing out that some Black teenagers commit violent crimes is the end of the discussion. Once a R. decides he can blame victims, it is no longer necessary to find a solution. Now, I'm not a person who finds excuses for criminal behavior. Nevertheless, I know damn well the length of the shadow that slavery and then segregation has cast onto this country. I also know that the NRA has got their members so wound-up about the prospect of being murdered by criminals (especially the Black ones the local news likes to put on TV) that they will never think about any comprehensive solutions.
P.S. I should not be surprised that rascism is part of the basis of the NRA's success. I always thought it was a little suspicious that it was formed during Reconstruction.
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Mythsaje (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-27-08 07:19 PM
Response to Original message
1. It's a bit like having a conversation with a pack of rabid pit bulls...
Pretty damn pointless. These people are completely unreachable by anyone remotely sane.
You Mythsaje are not even close to somebody remotely sane :rotf:
Bluestar (788 posts) Sun Jan-27-08 07:20 PM
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2. I find your post revolting
Yes, there are crude good old boys out there who don't hesitate to degrade women (and especially Hillary) every chance they get. But why repeat it here? I find your use of the word "vagina" in your headline especially disgusting.
:lmao:
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P.S. I should not be surprised that rascism is part of the basis of the NRA's success. I always thought it was a little suspicious that it was formed during Reconstruction.
What a ****ing jackass. I wonder if the gun shop owner knows he's selling firearms to moonbats. :whatever:
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Sounds like a great place to hang out! Hey, moonbat, do us and the owner a favor and post the shop's name and city! Not like being boycotted by DU is gonna hurt 'em, in fact it'd probably help sales out considerably if anybody outside your board knew about it....
:-)
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I didn't bother pointing out the laundry list of illegal and unconstitutional acts by Dumbass.
How many times is something similar said?
It is either because they have no clue what they are (and don`t care to check) but have heard it so often they assume it to be doctrine.
Or they know it is a political only lie and that is their way at winking at each other about it.
Name them if you can DUmba$$.
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Sounds like a great place to hang out! Hey, moonbat, do us and the owner a favor and post the shop's name and city! Not like being boycotted by DU is gonna hurt 'em, in fact it'd probably help sales out considerably if anybody outside your board knew about it....
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Not so fast, that boycott of Wal Mart and GE has almost brought both corporations to their knees.
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No vaginas, eh?
Well...that leaves Edwards out.
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Hmmmm...do you think that maybe, since all the guys know how you think, they were just doing this because they know it will set you off? Don't get your panties all in a wad there, Deep, I'm a woman and I don't want THAT vagina in the white house either. Heck, I even pity the poor terrorist who had to put the snuke up there (now that's a suicide mission.
But why would the bluestar one have a problem with the word "vagina"? Is some other name preferable? Did the femidykes in womyn's studies come up with a new euphemism we're all supposed to be using now?
Cindie
VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA! NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!!!!!!
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DUmmies are such simple creatures. They don't understand even the most rudimentary things in life.
People aren't mocking Billary because she's female, they're mocking her because she's a liberal fascist. Because she's a liberal fascist people take all sorts of liberty in picking on her from her cankles to her annoying voice. If I say she has a screechy voice and fat ankles, it doesn't mean I hate all people with screechy voices and fat ankles.
Most conservatives would easily vote for a woman President, if she was a strong conservative. Most Reagan conservatives, like myself, think Margret Thatcher was a great Prime Minister of England. Many of us think Condi Rice would make a great candidate for President against Billary.
But to try and explain the obvious to a DUmmy is a wasted effort.
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
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Couple things:
If Gingersnap was running for prez, I'd bet the gun range would be more hospitable(point #1)
Mythsaje who wishes characters from the pages of her drawings/writings were real is nobody to speaking about what is sane(point #2)
The OP is worried about mysogeny when people who reply to him apparently can't hack a post using the word vagina in the title(I have one and even though it was a DUmmy posted, I wasn't offended by his title in the least--point #3)
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DUmmies are such simple creatures. They don't understand even the most rudimentary things in life.
People aren't mocking Billary because she's female, they're mocking her because she's a liberal fascist. Because she's a liberal fascist people take all sorts of liberty in picking on her from her cankles to her annoying voice. If I say she has a screechy voice and fat ankles, it doesn't mean I hate all people with screechy voices and fat ankles.
Most conservatives would easily vote for a woman President, if she was a strong conservative. Most Reagan conservatives, like myself, think Margret Thatcher was a great Prime Minister of England. Many of us think Condi Rice would make a great candidate for President against Billary.
But to try and explain the obvious to a DUmmy is a wasted effort.
Yep and as a female they would call people like Cindie and I self-loathing for not voting a woman in, but what is more important to me then if the person in the office has similar plumbing to me is if they reflect my values and what I believe is the right track for this country. As Cindie said, THAT vagina is not it. I'm having a hard time finding a penis who is it either. Such is the election cycle.
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
I'm glad the putang name police isn't here :lmao:
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Sanity has never been a hallmark at the DUmp.
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
So much for page 1, what about the other 1,853?
:naughty:
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
So much for page 1, what about the other 1,853?
:naughty:
weekend shortbus thread? :naughty: :popcorn:
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
So much for page 1, what about the other 1,853?
:naughty:
weekend shortbus thread? :naughty: :popcorn:
Could take all weekend, actually....
:rotf:
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• Axe/hatchet wound
• Ass mate
• Bearded oyster
• Beaver
• Beef curtains
• Bikini bizkit
• Cock holster
• Cooter (Southern US regionalism)
• Cherry pop
• Cat flaps
• Cha-cha
• Chuff
• Furburger
• Grumble
• Hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from)
• Honey pot
• Honeysuckle
• Hooch
• Hush puppy
• Lick-me-please-me
• Muff
• Mud flaps
• Map of Tassie/Mapatazi (Map of Tasmania)
• Panty hamster
• Passion fruit
• Poonany
• Quim
• Southern belle
• Taco (pink)
• Tongue magnet
• Velcro triangle
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical smile
• Wunder down under
http://www.blackchampagne.com/slang-dirty.shtml#vagina
Gash, slash, slit, twat, minge, box, beefbox, pink taco, bearded clam
Arabic -- ihir
Dutch--kut or kutje
Finnish-- pillu or vittu
French--la chatte (literally translates to "the cat") or moule
German--fotze (var. sp. "votze") or futz (Pennsylvania Dutch, derived from fotze or votze) or
möse (german) or muschi (translates to "*****" in both senses, i.e. also in sense of "cat") or
putz (derived from fotze or votze)
Hebrew--cus
Hindi--bhosdo or choot or yoni
Italian--
bernarda
figa
passera
patata
slandra
sorca
stichu (chu pronouced kiu, Sicilian)
topa
Hungarian--pina
Japanese--asoko (means "that place over there") or manko, omanko (vulgar, offensive)
Korean--보지 (boji)
Norwegian--
fitte
sleipetorva
Portugese
cona
perseguida (brazilian "the pursuited one")
rata
xibiu
xana
xota, xoxota
xavasca
xereca
Romanian--
pizdă
păsarică
Russian--
пизда
Spanish--
almeja
boba (means "silly"; what little girls call their vaginas)
cajeta
conejo
chocha
chochita mÃa - "my little *****"
chucha
chorito
choro
concha
coño
devoratulas
el corte inglés ("the English cut"; capitalized: name of a major department store chain in Spain )
hachazo
hueco
kuku
micha
michoacan
panocha (used throughout most mexican regions)
papo (used more in venezuela than in spain)
peluche
pucha
sapo
tontón
zorra
venocha
zanja
Swedish--
fitta
pulla
Tagalog--
bayna
kiki
puke/puki
uki
Others--
cenn (Skolt Sámi)
cheebye (Hokkien - Chinese dialect)
memek (Indonesian)
pepet / pepek (malay)
pooku (telugu india)
tenji (farsi)
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We can't use "coochie" OR "vagina"??? I'm so confused......
pookie is still ok.
Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho
No No
Fishing hole
Slit
So much for page 1, what about the other 1,853?
:naughty:
weekend shortbus thread? :naughty: :popcorn:
Could take all weekend, actually....
:rotf:
cags stole the thunder...I guess we'll just have to stick to panty pics and coming this weekend for a limited engagement--boobie snapshots. :rotf:
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P.S. I should not be surprised that rascism is part of the basis of the NRA's success. I always thought it was a little suspicious that it was formed during Reconstruction.
What a ******* jackass. I wonder if the gun shop owner knows he's selling firearms to moonbats. :whatever:
Dismayed by the lack of marksmanship shown by their troops, Union veterans Col. William C. Church and Gen. George Wingate formed the National Rifle Association in 1871. The primary goal of the association would be to "promote and encourage rifle shooting on a scientific basis," according to a magazine editorial written by Church.
After being granted a charter by the state of New York on November 17, 1871, the NRA was founded. Civil War Gen. Ambrose Burnside, who was also the former governor of Rhode Island and a U.S. Senator, became the fledgling NRA's first president.
http://www.nrahq.org/history.asp
Formed in NY state in 1871. By Yankee Generals. Who'da thunk they were under Reconstruction at the time?
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http://www.nrahq.org/history.asp
Formed in NY state in 1871. By Yankee Generals. Who'da thunk they were under Reconstruction at the time?
....and the EPA and OSHA was signed into law by a Republican. Lincoln was a Republican. The Republican party was founded in Wisconsin as an abolitionist party. The Civil Right's Act of '64 was passed by Republicans...and almost hindered by Democrats.
Dixie, you're trying to educate those that cannot be educated. Namely, moonbats.
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http://www.nrahq.org/history.asp
Formed in NY state in 1871. By Yankee Generals. Who'da thunk they were under Reconstruction at the time?
....and the EPA and OSHA was signed into law by a Republican. Lincoln was a Republican. The Republican party was founded in Wisconsin as an abolitionist party. The Civil Right's Act of '64 was passed by Republicans...and almost hindered by Democrats.
Dixie, you're trying to educate those that cannot be educated. Namely, moonbats.
I kinda doubt the moonbats will come over here, Rebel. They'd probably piss themselves if they ran into men with kahunas.