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Title: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: franksolich on October 28, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4322048

Oh my.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive:

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 10:28 PM
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What kind of twisted mother****er lets an 8-year-old fire an Uzi?

PS: The eight-year-old boy is dead.

Oh my.

It's a long thread, in which the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive again betrays that he has issues with "anger management."

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 11:15 PM
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22. Well, it's claimed that the father (a DOCTOR, for God's sake) did "have a hand on him."

Fat lot of ****ing good THAT did.

Eight years old. Firing a ****ing Uzi. And NOBODY will go to jail.

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 11:45 PM
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27. I actually fired a Thompson at 10 years old. Idiots, the lot of them, as you say for having let me do that. Even though the occasion was shooting rats at the town dump, and the TSMG had a Cutts compensator at the end of the barrel, my skinny-assed little self ended up punching the last five or six rounds in an absolutely vertical direction.

Some SERIOUSLY defective adults, to have let me do that. I could have been that kid.

That ****ing moron of a father. I hope he re-lives the nightmare of today for the rest of his life.

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madinmaryland  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 10:54 PM
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17. In come the Gun NUTS!

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 11:29 PM
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23. Nah, they're laying low on this thread, but going apeshit in some others.

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KitchenWitch  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 11:04 PM
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19. I am ****ing sick about this.

Needless tragedy. Kid did not stand a chance.

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 11:32 PM
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24. As would any parent be, unless they're the kind of parent who values guns over kids.

And there ARE those out there.

And here enters a primitive with a reading-comprehension problem:

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-27-08 11:51 PM
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29. What kind of twisted mother****er shoots and 8 year old?

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Tue Oct-28-08 01:02 AM
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38. Huh?

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Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: Vagabond on October 28, 2008, 08:14:42 PM
I fired a .30-06 when I was six.  I wound up knocked to the ground holding my shoulder and grinning like a loon.  Of course, I had my own rifle when I was 8.  So did most of my friends, guess all of our parents were remiss.
Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: Texacon on October 29, 2008, 03:35:44 AM
The same kind of 'Twisted MF'er' who would let an 8 year old;

Ride a go-cart

Go swimming

Ride a dirt bike

Ride in a car

Drink water

Leave the house

Take a bath

Walk around in a kitchen

Live life as it is intended.

KC
Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 29, 2008, 05:06:07 AM
I fired my dad's Mauser 98 (it had been a war trophy that he had rebarrelled to an '06) when I was 12.  I was impressed with the kick.  It didn't knock me on my fourth point of contact, however.

Some time ago, there was a controversy at the DUmp about having a young child watch her parents having sex.  I'd be interested in seeing where the bird-punching stoned primitive came down on that.
Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: USA4ME on October 29, 2008, 02:37:55 PM
Davy Crockett kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.  I suppose with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive around, the song would have said "Kept isolated from any type of potential danger until he was 23."

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Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: PatriotGame on October 29, 2008, 02:59:53 PM
Davy Crockett kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.  I suppose with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive around, the song would have said "Kept isolated from any type of potential danger until he was 23."

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Thet's nothin'! Fry mah hide! Tom in Tib killed him two injuns an' a wolvahine wif nothin' but a pocket knife an' his bare gums as he exited his Mammy's womb! Fry mah hide!
Title: Re: bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive gets all twisted up
Post by: franksolich on November 06, 2011, 08:31:55 PM
"bump" in memory of Redstone.