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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Servonaut on October 28, 2008, 04:40:56 PM
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Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:30 PM
Original message
I was mean to a Repuke.... it felt surprisingly good.
Advertisements [?]The parking for the Courthouse where I practice is unfortunately right next to our town's Republican Headquarters. I've seen a few nimrods going in and out, but today this mean looking lady (you know the type, steel gray hair pulled back in a bun, looks like she's sucking on a lemon) comes sauntering out with a McCain/Palin sign and heads towards the car next to mine.
Now, usually, I'm pretty good at biting my tongue...if I wasn't I'd be in massive debt from being fined for calling various judges "douchebags" on a regular basis. Anyhow....I said to the lady.."Wow, you must be so disappointed." She stopped, looked at me and said, "What do you mean, why would I be disapponted?" So, I paused and said, "You know...disappointed because they were all out of their "I'm Un-American and I'm a Racist" signs."
As I got in my car and drove off I swear it looked like she had finally swallowed that lemon.
Man that sucked.
Of course the DUmp loved it.
AllexxisF1 (503 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:35 PM
Response to Original message
1. LOL...
Jesus Dude...a bit edgy but funny.
Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:36 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. I'm a dudette...LOL n/t
eissa (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:35 PM
Response to Original message
2. BWAH!
That was great. We have a repuke here in the office who has plastered his Chevy F-150 with all kinds of anti-Obama stickers. I so want to key his car
Very nice
Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. It is tempting, isn't it?
The way I look at it they're doing us a favor in the long run by having McCain stickers on their cars and signs in their yards. It tells us that morans are behind the wheel so we shouldn't tailgate them and be aware that they probably are prone to "faith-based" lane changes (you know, without a signal) and it lets us know that if we have a conversation with them to speak slowly and not use big words.
hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:48 PM
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10. But using big words with them is fun
They don't know what they mean but try to pretend and make fools of themselves.
:whatever:
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Well aren`t they just so clever.
Real or not just imagine bragging about being an obnoxious and rude sob to a perfect stranger.
Nice spawn you have there Skins,make you proud does it?
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The doggy primitive doesn't say what she practices in a courthouse.
It surely ain't law.
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Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:30 PM
Original message
I was mean to a Repuke.... it felt surprisingly good.
The parking for the Courthouse where I practice is unfortunately right next to our town's Republican Headquarters. I've seen a few nimrods going in and out, but today this mean looking lady (you know the type, steel gray hair pulled back in a bun, looks like she's sucking on a lemon) comes sauntering out with a McCain/Palin sign and heads towards the car next to mine.
[snip]
So the DUmmie is the burger flipper in the courthouse cafeteria ?
Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. It is tempting, isn't it?
The way I look at it they're doing us a favor in the long run by having McCain stickers on their cars and signs in their yards. It tells us that morans are behind the wheel so we shouldn't tailgate them and be aware that they probably are prone to "faith-based" lane changes (you know, without a signal) and it lets us know that if we have a conversation with them to speak slowly and not use big words.
Who's smarter, DUmmie. The person that can frame a complex concept in simple language, or the one that must use complex language to describe a simple concept ?
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The doggy primitive doesn't say what she practices in a courthouse.
It surely ain't law.
She practices getting blood outta the turnip she was married to.
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Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:30 PM
Original message
I was mean to a Repuke.... it felt surprisingly good.
Advertisements [?]The parking for the Courthouse where I practice is unfortunately right next to our town's Republican Headquarters. I've seen a few nimrods going in and out, but today this mean looking lady (you know the type, steel gray hair pulled back in a bun, looks like she's sucking on a lemon) comes sauntering out with a McCain/Palin sign and heads towards the car next to mine.
Yeah, and anyone on this site can read between the lines.
Tell ya what, moron, when you idiots start posting pics in your "Picture threads" that match the hotties on this board, and not pics of things like this "The Hills Have Eyes" reject:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/UPanthera/impsmallest.jpg)
You MIGHT have 1/4th of a point.
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Man that sucked.
Of course the DUmp loved it.
Very nice
:whatever:
Sounds like "hate speech" from the forum of "tolerance, sweetness and light". :whatever:
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Nevilledog (533 posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:30 PM
Original message
I was mean to a Repuke.... it felt surprisingly good.
Advertisements [?]The parking for the Courthouse where I practice is unfortunately right next to our town's Republican Headquarters. I've seen a few nimrods going in and out, but today this mean looking lady (you know the type, steel gray hair pulled back in a bun, looks like she's sucking on a lemon) comes sauntering out with a McCain/Palin sign and heads towards the car next to mine.
Now, usually, I'm pretty good at biting my tongue...if I wasn't I'd be in massive debt from being fined for calling various judges "douchebags" on a regular basis. Anyhow....I said to the lady.."Wow, you must be so disappointed." She stopped, looked at me and said, "What do you mean, why would I be disapponted?" So, I paused and said, "You know...disappointed because they were all out of their "I'm Un-American and I'm a Racist" signs."
She gave me a weird look and said, "You must be mistaken...I'm not a Democrat!"
As I got in my car and drove off I swear I felt like I had swallowed a lemon. :bawl: :bawl:
FIXED
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Minus a million bongs.
Not a very good response -- just stupid.
We don't even need to get into the missing cops from the bishes.
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I do not know what is more pathetic? The attempt at the bouncy or the fact that the attempted bouncy involved this DUchebag going after an old lady. Either way this is one sick mind.
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eissa (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-28-08 04:35 PM
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2. BWAH!
That was great. We have a repuke here in the office who has plastered his Chevy F-150 with all kinds of anti-Obama stickers. I so want to key his car
Thats a new one on me. :whatever:
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Thats a new one on me. :whatever:
yeah -- REAL Conservatives drive Chevy F-350s!
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W T F?
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W T F?
What? you don't recognize bouncing?
I laugh at you pikers with your tiny (TINY) balls. I bounce whole cities!
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What? you don't recognize bouncing?
*doh*
I am SOOOO old school 2D :(
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Thats a new one on me. :whatever:
Ya, I diden't know Ford and GM were merging................ :thatsright: