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Title: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: dutch508 on October 27, 2008, 07:11:19 AM
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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 07:32 AM
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You know what I've started doing when these Repubs start spouting?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7620552

I try to envision them in bed with a faceless spouse or 'friend'. I know it's pretty warped, but can be really funny...you oughta try it sometime.

I know, I know...I'm getting pretty sick...but what do you expect...it's been 8 years in the wilderness!

Maybe not sick, but weird for sure...

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boobooday  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 07:58 AM
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2. Why faceless? Give them all the face of one of those hateful people
 screaming racist crap at a Palin rally. heh

Which has been proven not to have happened.

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Marrah_G  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 08:02 AM
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4. This morning I walked out of the minimart shaking my head and saying "oh good lord....."
 There was some huge corrections guy in there and I'm not sure if he and my friend behind the counter were just teasing me....but this guy started spouting off every RW talking point about Obama possible....including the birth certificate thing.

It was 7 am. No coffee yet (that's what I was buying) and I just didn't have the energy to fight back.

My friend was giggling like a child though, so maybe they were just trying to punk me.

At this point anyone who believes that stuff is a lost cause anyway.

 
A failed bouncy.

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No Elephants (1000+ posts)     Mon Oct-27-08 08:08 AM
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6. One was ranting on the bus the other day. I told her nothing she was saying was true. 

A negative bouncy. I am sure she wasn't the one ranting.
Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 27, 2008, 08:04:13 AM
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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-27-08 07:32 AM
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You know what I've started doing when these Repubs start spouting?
http://www.democraticunde...l&address=132x7620552

I try to envision them in bed with a faceless spouse or 'friend'. I know it's pretty warped, but can be really funny...you oughta try it sometime.

I know, I know...I'm getting pretty sick...but what do you expect...it's been 8 years in the wilderness!

(http://www.vaq34.com/vaq34/wtf-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 27, 2008, 08:20:27 AM
You know something fellows, you could use that to prolong love making. Just imagine you're doing the undergroundpanther........OOOPS! ...."Sorry dear. Can we take this up again sometime next week.....Maybe." :rotf:
Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: franksolich on October 27, 2008, 08:22:31 AM
You know something fellows, you could use that to prolong love making. Just imagine you're doing the undergroundpanther........OOOPS! ...."Sorry dear. Can we take this up again sometime next week.....Maybe." :rotf:

Or....."After you lose a couple hundred pounds and shave off those tattoos....."
Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 27, 2008, 08:24:14 AM
You know something fellows, you could use that to prolong love making. Just imagine you're doing the undergroundpanther........OOOPS! ...."Sorry dear. Can we take this up again sometime next week.....Maybe." :rotf:


I'd rather think about baseball. Thinking about UP during..... well, they'd have to stick my John Holmes in the ICU to revive it.  :o
Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: LC EFA on October 27, 2008, 05:32:08 PM
You know something fellows, you could use that to prolong love making. Just imagine you're doing the undergroundpanther.......OOOPS! ...."Sorry dear. Can we take this up again sometime next week.....Maybe." :rotf:

That's really, really wrong.

Thinking about that, would cause the captain to retire to his cabin, and not be back up on deck for the duration of the voyage.
Title: Re: Naked Bouncy?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 27, 2008, 05:42:55 PM
You know something fellows, you could use that to prolong love making. Just imagine you're doing the undergroundpanther........OOOPS! ...."Sorry dear. Can we take this up again sometime next week.....Maybe." :rotf:

I agree with LC--that's just wrong.  BS.