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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Miss Mia on October 26, 2008, 07:04:14 PM
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Newburgh firefighter uses saw for delicate operation (http://recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081026/NEWS/810260363/-1/NEWS)
CITY OF NEWBURGH — A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man's penis.
Firefighters were dispatched to the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital shortly after 9 p.m. for a public service call, Assistant Chief Scott Mandoske said. Hospital personnel asked them for tools to cut off a ring. The fire department has a ring cutter used to clip wedding bands from swollen fingers, but firefighters learned that wouldn't be enough. The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.
Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
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:o :o :o
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Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.
For what clueless moron is elaboration needed?
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In other words; Penis Penetrating Pipe Poses Problem For Perpetrator . Amazing what goggle search turns up. :rotf:
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Total misread on the "laying pipe" euphemism.
I hate when that happens.