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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 26, 2008, 01:00:35 PM
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MANILA, Philippines – In a fit of anger after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis in Sultan Kudarat town in Shariff Kabunsuan province Sunday night, a radio dzRH report said late Monday.
The 21-year-old man, whose identity was withheld by police, went home angry after a spat with his girlfriend. He went to his room with a knife and cut off his penis.
His relatives heard him screaming as he emerged from his room holding a bloodied knife in one hand and his severed penis in the other.
His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home. - GMANews.TV
link (http://www.gmanews.tv/story/128215/Man-cuts-off-own-penis-after-spat-with-girlfriend)
Now that is going a step further than cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.
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I'm sorry bijou, but I'm going to have to BS you for that. There HAS to be a Lounge rule (somewhere) about no penis-mutilation stories on Sundays.
Ewww. :-)
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I'm sorry bijou, but I'm going to have to BS you for that. There HAS to be a Lounge rule (somewhere) about no penis-mutilation stories on Sundays.
Ewww. :-)
It's dark and raining outside, I am avoiding real work, I thought I'd spend some time finding cringeworthy stories. :-)
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.
:lmao:
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:lmao:
You're like djones on the spider thread. You just can't let it go. :tongue:
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.
I hate when I forget things...my cell phone,house key,lunch....my dismembered penis really puts a damper on the day! :-)
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.
:lmao:
That's why mine has the American Express logo tattooed on it.
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That's why mine has the American Express logo tattooed on it.
:lmao: "Never leave home without it"?
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/youtube] :-)
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... after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis
Well. I hope she learned her lesson! :mental: :mental:
The girlfriend I mean. :p
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At least he won't be asking her to have sex in uncomfortable places anymore.
You know, like the back seat of a Honda Civic.
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as it should be :-)
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Man Rule #1.
Never allow your penis to be in another room without you.
:-)
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Man Rule #1.
Never allow your penis to be in another room without you.
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LOL! :rotf:
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What a prickish thing to do. :lmao: