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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CactusCarlos on October 25, 2008, 10:32:49 PM

Title: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 25, 2008, 10:32:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4310684

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Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Posted by Deep13 on Sat Oct-25-08 10:30 PM

His only gospels show that he palled-around with known extortionist, Matthew the tax collector. Sure, Matt had given up his fraudulent ways by then, but you still have to wonder about a diety who knowingly associates with someone like that.

If that weren't bad enough, one of Jesus' disciples was Simon from the terrorist group the Zealots. When JC was a kid, the Zealots were responsible for numerous attacks on lawful Roman authority resulting in several deaths. Why would god incarnate choose to pall-around with some who had terrorist ties when he was a kid?

I hope you all keep this in mind this Passover and vote for Barnabas.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Chris on October 25, 2008, 10:43:52 PM
So you're saying liberals don't have a problem with using the Lord as their own political bitch?

This is low, ugly, and stupid... and about par for the DUmp.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Chris_ on October 25, 2008, 10:44:07 PM
Keep it up, DUmbasses. Keep making yourselves look like the immature, hateful jackasses you are.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Airwolf on October 25, 2008, 10:53:44 PM
They should remember that mocking GOD isn't the brightest thing to do. I'm betting lying about who and what HE is about comes a close second.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Chris_ on October 25, 2008, 10:57:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4310684

I hope you all keep this in mind this Passover and vote for Barnabas.

The other choice was Barabbas DUmbshit.  If you're gonna mis-read, mis-quote, and otherwise slander the Word of God, ****in' get it RIGHT, asshole!   :hammer:
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 26, 2008, 12:15:51 AM
The difference between the Christian messiah and the liberal messiah?

Jesus' associates were--as a matter of their station--REPENTENT.


idiots
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 26, 2008, 09:41:40 AM
Primitive minds think this will reach out to the Fundies and destroy our arguments.

Remember Jesus was a community organizer and Pilate was a governor?
They hate people of faith, and yet they think they are not insulting us when they twist scripture to say what they mean.

I really wonder what persecution we will see if a the dems get a super majority this year.
In Portugal a few decade back, the communists were elected majority position in the parliament.  They nationalized all media, started to take control of everything, and the people rose and threw them out of power in a few days.

I think the democrats are in for a bit of a surprise this time round. Americans are not as tame as they would like to think.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: TheSarge on October 26, 2008, 09:59:50 AM
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I hope you all keep this in mind this Passover and vote for Barnabas.

Sounds like an inadvertent admission by a DUmmie that Obama is really nothing more than a common thief.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Chris_ on October 26, 2008, 03:33:25 PM
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I hope you all keep this in mind this Passover and vote for Barnabas.

(http://webzoom.freewebs.com/tvclassics/barna3f.jpg)

"Well Doggie -- I didn't even know I was running!"
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Chris on October 26, 2008, 03:34:34 PM
Passover...  Hey, lets piss on the Christians AND the Jews.

Not that a Jewish liberal would complain.  :bird:
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: Airwolf on October 26, 2008, 07:32:16 PM
Sounds like an inadvertent admission by a DUmmie that Obama is really nothing more than a common thief.

Or a vampire out to bite you in the wallet.
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: FlaGator on October 27, 2008, 06:37:30 AM
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Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Posted by Deep13 on Sat Oct-25-08 10:30 PM

His only gospels show that he palled-around with known extortionist, Matthew the tax collector. Sure, Matt had given up his fraudulent ways by then, but you still have to wonder about a diety who knowingly associates with someone like that.

If that weren't bad enough, one of Jesus' disciples was Simon from the terrorist group the Zealots. When JC was a kid, the Zealots were responsible for numerous attacks on lawful Roman authority resulting in several deaths. Why would god incarnate choose to pall-around with some who had terrorist ties when he was a kid?

I hope you all keep this in mind this Passover and vote for Barnabas.


Ask and you shall receive

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The Calling of Matthew
Mt 9:9 As Jesus went on from there, he saw a man named Matthew sitting at the tax collector’s booth. “Follow me,” he told him, and Matthew got up and followed him.
 

Mt 9:10 While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and “sinners” came and ate with him and his disciples. 11 When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and ‘sinners’?”
 

Mt 9:12 On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. 13 But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’ For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”
Matthew 9:9-13
Title: Re: DU: Jesus was a terrorist and an extortionist.
Post by: PatriotGame on October 27, 2008, 10:53:47 AM
(http://webzoom.freewebs.com/tvclassics/barna3f.jpg)

"Well Doggie -- I didn't even know I was running!"


No, no no...not that Barnabas, THIS Barnabas. Blood sucking as all liberals are:

(http://www.collinwood.net/media/gallery/barnabas1967.jpg)