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Title: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 25, 2008, 10:24:37 PM
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You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Posted by FatDave on Sat Oct-25-08 07:44 PM

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

 :whatever:

Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Airwolf on October 25, 2008, 10:57:36 PM
"Tonight on Action News 7 we report today the arrest of Senator Barrack Obama for dealings with ACORN concerning voter registration fraud in 15 states . The Senator has released a statement saying he will resign form the Senate to concentrate on his upcoming trial."

This is what we should be hearing.
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Chris_ on October 25, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on October 25, 2008, 10:57:36 PM
"Tonight on Action News 7 we report today the arrest of Senator Barrack Obama for dealings with ACORN concerning voter registration fraud in 15 states . The Senator has released a statement saying he will resign form the Senate to concentrate on his upcoming trial."

This is what we should be hearing.

He could be arrested, charged, tried, faced with overwhelming evidence of his personal involvement, convicted and sentenced to hang by the neck until dead, and the ****ers in the news media wouldn't breathe a word of it until he was dangling at the end of the rope, and then the coverage would be about the racist white cracker who lynched teh Obamessiah.
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Airwolf on October 26, 2008, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 25, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
He could be arrested, charged, tried, faced with overwhelming evidence of his personal involvement, convicted and sentenced to hang by the neck until dead, and the ****ers in the news media wouldn't breathe a word of it until he was dangling at the end of the rope, and then the coverage would be about the racist white cracker who lynched teh Obamessiah.

Would it play out any other way?
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: USA4ME on October 27, 2008, 10:11:37 AM
Quote from:
FatDave

You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?

Given your name, I'm guessing it has something to do with powdered doughnuts.

Quote from:
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

 :rotf:   :mental:   :loser:

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Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:22:36 PM
The nine words Id like to hear are " I'm Barack Obama, And I concede to John McCain."
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Chris_ on October 27, 2008, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:22:36 PM
The nine words Id like to hear are " I'm Barack Obama, And I concede to John McCain."

Don't worry, November 5th will be here before you know it, and it'll all be over except for the putting out of the flaming car wreckage, replacing the broken storefront windows, and the mass burials of the remains of the Obama-yute brigades left in the streets by their "comrades".
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 27, 2008, 01:26:38 PM
Don't worry, November 5th will be here before you know it, and it'll all be over except for the putting out of the flaming car wreckage, replacing the broken storefront windows, and the mass burials of the remains of the Obama-yute brigades left in the streets by their "comrades".

I'm not a paranoid sort, but I am not looking forward to what may happen on election night - especially if The Messiah is beaten. Although I live in a large city, I do live in a fairly nice area of it, (but not the wealthy area) So hopefully the Molotov Cocktails don't come flying through my windows. 
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Chris_ on October 27, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
Quote from: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
I'm not a paranoid sort, but I am not looking forward to what may happen on election night - especially if The Messiah is beaten. Although I live in a large city, I do live in a fairly nice area of it, (but not the wealthy area) So hopefully the Molotov Cocktails don't come flying through my windows. 

You can never have too many fire extinguishers on hand.  Just sayin'.

:II:
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:35:32 PM
I have three - fully charged, good to go, and a hundred foot of garden hose.
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: TheSarge on October 27, 2008, 07:11:22 PM
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You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?

"I voted this year for the most qualified candidate...John McCain" - David Allen
 

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Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: NHSparky on October 27, 2008, 08:23:36 PM
Quote from: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
I'm not a paranoid sort, but I am not looking forward to what may happen on election night - especially if The Messiah is beaten. Although I live in a large city, I do live in a fairly nice area of it, (but not the wealthy area) So hopefully the Molotov Cocktails don't come flying through my windows. 

Drop on by.  If you don't want to borrow one of my boomsticks, I can take you down to KTP or a coworker of mine who has a fed dealer's license.
Title: Re: DU: You know what I wouldn't mind hearing right about now?
Post by: Chris_ on October 27, 2008, 08:26:37 PM
Quote from: miskie on October 27, 2008, 01:22:36 PM
The nine words Id like to hear are " I'm Barack Obama, And I concede to John McCain."

the messiahnfuhrer couldn't say "good morning" in 9 words.