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Title: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 25, 2008, 10:04:16 PM
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Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Posted by anotheryellowdog on Sat Oct-25-08 09:44 PM

I wore my new Obama shirt into the local HEB store just awhile ago. The woman greeter who doubles as a part-time preacher, and who I must say is a nice enough person, started the following conversation:

Greeter: No. You are not wearing that Obama shirt.

Me: Yes. Nice shirt, and the right man for the job, too.

Greeter: No, I don't think so.

Me: You need to look at the issues.

Greeter: I'm looking at the issues, but I've got my spiritual eyes on and I'm seeing terrorists. (Presumably God grants the anointed special powers to see terrorists.)

Me: There are terrorists alright, and their names are Bush, Cheney, McCain and Palin.

I don't think she cared much for that last remark. She muttered something after that, but I was already walking away. I'd had my way with her, so to speak. Time to go get the groceries. Again, she's always nice enough, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to educate her a bit. After all, she signed up for the class when she took issue with my very cool shirt.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Chris on October 25, 2008, 10:09:33 PM
:bouncy: :bouncy: Bouncy Alert!! :bouncy: :bouncy: Bouncy Alert!! :bouncy: :bouncy: Bouncy Alert!! :bouncy: :bouncy:


God, what a bunch of poorly-written crap.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Airwolf on October 25, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
 :orly: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Chris on October 25, 2008, 10:11:55 PM
Bull.  Shit.

The greeters at Wal Mart don't get paid to argue with the customers. 

Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Chris_ on October 25, 2008, 10:21:32 PM
Two bongs. Old, state format. Fail.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Attero Dominatus on October 25, 2008, 10:25:24 PM
Zero bongs. They do not even try anymore.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 25, 2008, 11:34:52 PM
Not even a cop jumping out of the produce section.  :loser: 

Mannn if we did bouncy threads, we could do it 100& better.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 25, 2008, 11:43:49 PM
Not even a cop jumping out of the produce section.  :loser: 

Mannn if we did bouncy threads, we could do it 100& better.

Yeah, but instead of cops and bushes it'd have to entail what exactly? Flying cheeto dust and angry spittle? lol
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Chris on October 25, 2008, 11:45:50 PM
Yeah, but instead of cops and bushes it'd have to entail what exactly? Flying cheeto dust and angry spittle? lol

I'm thinking maybe an aisle end-cap near the produce section. 

Those damn cabbage.  You can't trust 'em.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: TheSarge on October 26, 2008, 09:46:00 AM
I stopped a potential Bouncy today at FR.

Sorry DUmmies but whoever had the mole WilliamReading is being lined up for a zot.
Title: Re: DU: Just put it right in a Freeper's face. Damn that felt good!
Post by: Texacon on October 26, 2008, 11:16:45 AM
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I wore my new Obama shirt into the local HEB store just awhile ago. The woman greeter who doubles as a part-time preacher, and who I must say is a nice enough person, started the following conversation:
:-)
Why the need to point out the gender of the person subscribing to said 'story'.  This is irrelevant to the story and you should edit it out.  [/dummie]

KC