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Title: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2008, 09:31:07 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4289006

Oh my.

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whereismyparty  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 05:27 PM
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Homeland Security Assuming Broad Powers, Turning Vast Swaths of U.S. into "Constitution-Free Zone"

by ACLU
Wed Oct 22, 2008 at 01:38:40 PM PDT
By Barry Steinhardt, Director, ACLU Technology & Liberty Program

You’re driving along a remote, dusty road, when suddenly you come upon a border patrol..... blahblahblahblah the usual drivel

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:01 AM
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18. I'll give them my papers allright

Used TP.

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:03 AM
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19. ICE is project of Haliburton's BTW

Hmmm.  I thought ice was a product of those machines one finds outside of gasoline stations and convenience stores.

Oh well.

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:00 AM
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17. If you have any psych issues

Believe me, the cops are quite ass-holey and over-reactive twords anyone with psych issues even if you are calm or whatever.They act arrogant for no discernible reason beyond power tripping... Anyone with PSTD needs to be extra careful and try to get a handle on triggers ASAP.Talking from personal experience here.

I dunno.

franksolich looks utterly normal, but franksolich is deaf.

franksolich has had some, uh, unpleasant encounters with law-enforcement before, always because of confusion.

Unpleasant encounters lasting circa 5 seconds; after law-enforcement grasps that franksolich is deaf, no problem, and all proceeds in a professional manner.

Just as I quickly tell law-enforcement that I can't hear, I suggest the subway cat, when confronted by law-enforcement, right off the cuff tell them she's nuts.

After which all is understood, and everything proceeds in a professional manner.

Damn, the subway cat makes her life more difficult than it needs to be.
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Rebel on October 23, 2008, 09:35:47 AM
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:01 AM
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18. I'll give them my papers allright

Used TP.

...and you're just the type of sickass whacko that would keep it around for that purpose.
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: thundley4 on October 23, 2008, 10:02:27 AM
Frelling lying idiots at the ACLU.  Once again they interpret laws to read what they want.
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To calculate what proportion of the U.S. population is affected by these powers, the ACLU created a map and spreadsheet showing the population and population centers that lie within 100 miles of any “external boundary” of the United States.Lies (http://www.aclu.org/privacy/37293res20081022.html)
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Q. What is a border region?
A. Border region is defined in Section 1303 (g)(1) of SAFETEA-LU as any portion of a U.S. state that is within 100 miles of an international land border with Canada or with Mexico.Federal Highway Transportation Admin (http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/planning/sec1303qa.htm)

Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 23, 2008, 10:06:07 AM
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I suggest the subway cat, when confronted by law-enforcement, right off the cuff tell them she's nuts.

That is probably unnecessary.

It would be obvious at first glance.
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Carl on October 23, 2008, 10:19:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 23, 2008, 11:06:46 AM
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:00 AM
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17. If you have any psych issues

Believe me, the cops are quite ass-holey and over-reactive twords anyone with psych issues even if you are calm or whatever.They act arrogant for no discernible reason beyond power tripping... Anyone with PSTD needs to be extra careful and try to get a handle on triggers ASAP.Talking from personal experience here.

No UGP!.....They are being calm because you are being irrational....If you have the cops called on you for acting out...something has already triggered you and they are trying to bring the situation to a peaceful end!

modified by franksolich to more-aesthetically format; no original text affected
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 23, 2008, 11:09:03 AM
...and you're just the type of sickass whacko that would keep it around for that purpose.
I guess we have to add "scat freak" to her list of proclivities now? :-)
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 23, 2008, 11:31:00 AM
I guess we have to add "scat freak" to her list of proclivities now? :-)

Maybe she licks her bottom?
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Bondai on October 23, 2008, 12:00:48 PM
Maybe she licks her bottom?

That's enough :censored:
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: delilahmused on October 23, 2008, 12:44:12 PM
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-23-08 12:00 AM
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17. If you have any psych issues

Believe me, the cops are quite ass-holey and over-reactive twords anyone with psych issues even if you are calm or whatever.They act arrogant for no discernible reason beyond power tripping... Anyone with PSTD needs to be extra careful and try to get a handle on triggers ASAP.Talking from personal experience here.

If Ms.Ter Panther is being all "calm or whatever" how would the cops know it's psycho. I'm sure it's not the tail, cat stripe tattoos, wild hair, male cat with human female boobs look it cultivates.

Cindie
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: Bondai on October 23, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
If Ms.Ter Panther is being all "calm or whatever" how would the cops know it's psycho. I'm sure it's not the tail, cat stripe tattoos, wild hair, male cat with human female boobs look it cultivates.

Cindie

I thought she/it had it's boobs removed?
Title: Re: subway cat giving out used bathroom paper
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
I thought she/it had it's boobs removed?

About two years ago, the subway cat got all agog and excited because she and her mother were going to some sort of medical-psychiatric evaluation for the whole works, the whole sex-change thing, the first process involving doing that.

The subway cat disappeared for a few days.

Then the subway cat came back, and while the subway cat's written about a lot of things since then, the subway cat hasn't written about that subject any more.

It's probably reasonable to suspect that after being examined, professional medical and psychiatric opinion was that no, the subway cat wasn't a good candidate for such radical surgery (for any variety of good reasons), and so the idea was dropped.

If such is in fact true, we taxpayers should heave a sigh of relief, because while the subway cat in her present condition is costing us a bunch, imagine how much more she would be costing us if the surgery had been done.