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Title: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: tuolumnejim on October 22, 2008, 05:37:02 PM
Well for one thing, in a society someone actually needs to work.  :doh:

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endarkenment (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 02:39 PM
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Why not split the Republic in two?
 It seems to me that we are two nations, two cultures, two world views, hopelessly locked into a failed marriage. When Governor Palin spoke about the 'pro-america' parts of the country, the regions that support 30 years of Republican Failure and want More, she spoke from her heart. In her world view, her supporters are the 'real americans' and the rest of us are not.

For the last month we have watched as the failed McCain Palin Campaign has toured the country fostering hate and divisiveness, positioning this election as 'us' against 'them', not as a contest of ideas and issues, but of otherness. There are real americans and then there are those others who are voting for the socialist terrorist muslim n* Obama. The campaign has also pre-emptively set the stage for declaring the results fraudulent with their bogus Acorn issue.

How does such a campaign not result in a dysfunctional Republic as an end result? How do the losers of this election, not declare the results null and void?

So why continue with this nonsense? Why not accept that the divisions are real and irreconcilable? Shouldn't we be discussing how the separation would work?

 
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
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For the last month we have watched as the failed McCain Palin Campaign has toured the country fostering hate and divisiveness

To a libtard, anyone who disagrees with communism is "fostering hate."
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Lord Undies on October 22, 2008, 05:46:35 PM
I would like nothing better than to separate the wheat from the chafe.....but

is it beyond the Little Goons' comprehension to understand that it is the worker bees who feed the hive.  Without we dedicated capitalists, there would be no welfare state? 
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 22, 2008, 05:49:46 PM
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There are real americans and then there are those others who are voting for the socialist terrorist muslim n* Obama.


At least the DUmmy can accurately identify his candidate.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2008, 05:51:06 PM
I would like nothing better than to separate the wheat from the chafe.....but

is it beyond the Little Goons' comprehension to understand that it is the worker bees who feed the hive.  Without we dedicated capitalists, there would be no welfare state? 

When there are more people in the cart than pulling it, there is a lot to be said for just stopping pulling and telling everyone to get the hell out.

I don't know where to locate the lazy ones -- The desert states are all pretty much red (as is of course Alaska).  Mayve we put them all between California and Hawaii?  Or NY and Puerto Rico?
   
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Rebel on October 22, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
ALL FOR IT! We take the Southeast, the Midwest, San Diego, and Alaska. :rocker2:
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: MrsSmith on October 22, 2008, 05:58:47 PM
2004 (http://electoral-vote.com/evp2004/dec/dec31.html)

I'm fine with letting them have the NorthEast, Illinois, and California.  We can just keep "the flyover country."   :hyper:  :-)
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
We can just divide it red/blue by county.  Then sell them potatoes for a buck apiece, coal for $600/ton, wood for $20/board, beef by the ounce.... 
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Crazy Horse on October 22, 2008, 06:14:39 PM
2004 (http://electoral-vote.com/evp2004/dec/dec31.html)

I'm fine with letting them have the NorthEast, Illinois, and California.  We can just keep "the flyover country."   :hyper:  :-)

No we get San Diego, Oceanside, Kitsap pennisula..........they can have Massatwoshits and NYC.

So let's see.............

Atlantic Fleet, Norflok.....check
Pacific Fleet, San diego.....check
82nd Airborn, Fayetnam......check
101st Airborn, Tacoma.......check
Bangor Subbase, Silverdale.....check
Kings Bay, Swampland.......check
Ft. Gordon, GA..........check
West Coast MEU's, Oceanside......check
East Coast MEU's, jacksonville.......check


Do I need to continue.........................you see dumbass poo flingers. The places with all the really big guns are in those red areas.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: TheSarge on October 22, 2008, 06:15:56 PM
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endarkenment (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 02:39 PM
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Why not split the Republic in two?

Because without a military or anyone working and stimulating your economy and relying on a Socialist Dictator for your every need...we'd retake you and make you a conquered territory three days after you split from the rest of the U.S.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Rebel on October 22, 2008, 06:25:09 PM
Atlantic Fleet, Norflok.....check
Pacific Fleet, San diego.....check
82nd Airborn, Fayetnam......check
101st Airborn, Tacoma.......check
Bangor Subbase, Silverdale.....check
Kings Bay, Swampland.......check
Ft. Gordon, GA..........check
West Coast MEU's, Oceanside......check
East Coast MEU's, jacksonville.......check

That's cool and all, but the 101st is a little further down the road from Tacoma. I'd say about 2000 miles Southeast in Clarksville, Tn.  :tongue:
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: thundley4 on October 22, 2008, 06:28:49 PM
2004 (http://electoral-vote.com/evp2004/dec/dec31.html)

I'm fine with letting them have the NorthEast, Illinois, and California.  We can just keep "the flyover country."   :hyper:  :-)

Make that Crook County/Chicago only.  In central Illinois, we have quite a few conservatives.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: HACKSAW on October 22, 2008, 06:42:36 PM
Here's how we split the nation evenly... We divide it between those in THE CAMPS and those who are not. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: franksolich on October 22, 2008, 06:45:03 PM
You know, the primitive who originally lit this bonfire was Freudianly revealing.

I thought the Big Zero's supposed to be the "uniter."

I thought the Big Zero already has the election in the bag.

If the Big Zero already has it in the bag, and is a "uniter," what's this deal about splitting up the country?

Methinks the primitives are starting to get nervous.

And with very good reason.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Vagabond on October 22, 2008, 09:38:13 PM
I'm for it.  Of, course returning to a true republic of republics would be better, but since we can't get there from here an amicable split would be better.

Just let me get the hell out of Maryland first.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
I'm for it.  Of, course returning to a true republic of republics would be better, but since we can't get there from here an amicable split would be better.

Just let me get the hell out of Maryland first.

With me and my family the Hell out of the People's Republik of Noo Yawk.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Carl on October 23, 2008, 08:42:54 AM
With me and my family the Hell out of the People's Republik of Noo Yawk.

I will be right behind you neighbor. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2008, 08:46:56 AM
Since there's some Democrats and liberals I can stomach (as friends, not anyone I'd vote for), this might be too drastic.

I always liked my thought about shipping all of the primitives to Vermont, which has been irretrievably ruined anyway, and getting all of the decent and civilized people out of that state.

A "transfer of populations," something frequently done by primitive icons such as Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Lenin, Ho, Fidel, the little guy up there in North Korea, Saddam Hussein, the crazy guy in Teheran, Mugabe, &c., &c., &c.

So surely the primitives wouldn't have any problems with this.

And then after all the primitives are collected in Vermont, and all the decent and civilized people out, tying the state behind a barge to tow it through the St. Lawrence Seaway out into the ocean, after which it would be docked in Cuba or North Korea.

This would create a big lake, and all the decent and civilized people who once lived in Vermont would be recompensed with prime lakefront real-estate in New York, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire.

Everybody'd be better off, and happier.

Or, failing that, given that Vermont has been irretrievably ruined anyway, while the fragile ecosystem of Nevada still has a chance to survive, moving all the decent and civilized people out of Vermont, and then using that state as a testing-ground for nuclear weapons, giving the fragile ecosystem in Nevada a chance to recover.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2008, 08:52:30 AM
I say we give them whatever region they want. We declare war on their sector, take them all  as prisoners, execute them for war crime and live happily ever after.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: USA4ME on October 23, 2008, 08:59:51 AM
You know, the primitive who originally lit this bonfire was Freudianly revealing.

I thought the Big Zero's supposed to be the "uniter."

Dem nominee Il Duce was a failure at community organizing even when he had the community all pulling for him to be successful.  Something tells me he won't have that in his favor should he become prez, an advantage that he still could not use to be successful even back then.

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Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 23, 2008, 09:04:39 AM
Lets see, college professors, the unwilling to work intellectual elite and all welfare recipients in one place and the rest in another.....Won't work......the smell from the dead, starved bodies would carry across the borders for miles and miles.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Splashdown on October 23, 2008, 09:07:10 AM
Well, at least they have the right VP candidate. That was Biden's solution to Iraq.  :whatever:  :mental:

For the record, I'm against it. I'm from a red county in a blue state. I don't feel like moving. You guys don't have decent scrapple, cheesesteaks, or hoagies.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2008, 09:10:28 AM
Well, at least they have the right VP candidate. That was Biden's solution to Iraq.  :whatever:  :mental:

For the record, I'm against it. I'm from a red county in a blue state. I don't feel like moving. You guys don't have decent scrapple, cheesesteaks, or hoagies.

What are those things?
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 09:52:43 AM
Well, at least they have the right VP candidate. That was Biden's solution to Iraq.  :whatever:  :mental:

For the record, I'm against it. I'm from a red county in a blue state. I don't feel like moving. You guys don't have decent scrapple, cheesesteaks, or hoagies.

Actually, decent cheesesteaks have become available in the Heartland in recent years, they haven't quite figured out that Swiss isn't Provolone at most places yet, but give them time.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Rebel on October 23, 2008, 09:58:52 AM
What are those things?

Po-Boys. I don't have a f'n clue what Scrapple is. Maybe some kinda generic board game?  :-)
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 10:08:38 AM
Po-Boys. I don't have a f'n clue what Scrapple is. Maybe some kinda generic board game?  :-)

It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: thundley4 on October 23, 2008, 10:11:11 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

It didn't taste bad until I knew what was in it.  Never ate it again.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Splashdown on October 23, 2008, 10:16:11 AM
What are those things?

scrapple (http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/sleuth/0998/scrapple.html)

Hoagie (http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/HoagieSubmarinePoBoy.htm)

My uncle Johnnie was at the card game where the hoagie was invented. Not a bouncy.


Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Chris on October 23, 2008, 10:20:41 AM
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pork mush

It's like sausage without the casing.  Sort of.  I've never actually eaten any, but I did see it once.  Kinda like Bigfoot.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2008, 10:24:08 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:

Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2008, 10:26:41 AM
It's like sausage without the casing.  Sort of.  I've never actually eaten any, but I did see it once.  Kinda like Bigfoot.

If you we like me and raised in the south, you were raised on sausage patty's, not links.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Splashdown on October 23, 2008, 10:34:09 AM
Like many things, it's much better than it sounds! A delicacy, in fact.  :-)
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Rebel on October 23, 2008, 10:49:55 AM
It's made out of leftover parts.  Take all the known real cuts of meat and the bones out of a pig, and put what's left through a blender with some pepper, then extrude the resulting paste into bricks that look kinda like large grey-brown tofu chunks.  Slice it and fry it.  When the slices go to about half size they are done.  Kinda like that.

Sounds like Souse, AKA Head Cheese.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 11:09:39 AM
Yeah, roughly similar as far as the ingredients go except it's more than the head.  Head cheese I've seen is usually chunks of meat in a gelatin matrix though, scrapple is all ground up so fine that there are no identifiable meat fibers in it.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Chris_ on October 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
We can just divide it red/blue by county.  Then sell them potatoes for a buck apiece, coal for $600/ton, wood for $20/board, beef by the ounce.... 

In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 23, 2008, 11:42:13 AM
In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.

Buy home made hash pipes, Macrame pot holders, earthen ewers, hand woven blankets not tainted by the pox, pastel water colored handpainted **cough-cough** art and such.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 23, 2008, 11:42:57 AM
In order to SELL them anything, they have to have something of VALUE to BUY with.  I'm sorry, but long-winded screeds from a s/he/it panther in a moonbat's body, and portraits of the Blessed Virgin in elephant excrement just don't hold a whole lot of value for me.

Well, there's always high-quality porno movies, they'll probably still have that corralled.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Chris_ on October 23, 2008, 01:44:28 PM
Sounds like Souse, AKA Head Cheese.

Double gross.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2008, 03:58:38 PM
.....scrapple is all ground up so fine that there are no identifiable meat fibers in it.

My late paternal ancestor, who came from far northwestern Pennsylvania, used to dine on this out here in Nebraska.  It's my understanding scrapple is a dish from central southeastern Pennsylvania, so I have no idea how this happened.

He also poured syrup on it.

Myself, I never partook.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: tuolumnejim on October 23, 2008, 10:07:48 PM
Buy home made hash pipes, Macrame pot holders, earthen ewers, hand woven blankets not tainted by the pox, pastel water colored handpainted **cough-cough** art and such.
All from a little dunghole place I know in Tiburon, Ca.  :-)
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Ree on October 23, 2008, 10:17:59 PM
How do they plan to feed all the "blue peeps" who think they don't have to work to eat? How much food can ya grow in a city?




BTW...I grew up on liver mush....how bad could scrapple be?
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: dandi on October 24, 2008, 12:31:48 AM
Well, at least they have the right VP candidate. That was Biden's solution to Iraq.  :whatever:  :mental:

For the record, I'm against it. I'm from a red county in a blue state. I don't feel like moving. You guys don't have decent scrapple, cheesesteaks, or hoagies.

Yeah, but we have hog's head cheese, grits, and liver & lights. That would more than make up for the loss.  :-)

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 11:03 AM
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30. Most of "them" live off of "us"
 We're the ones with the jobs

They're the ones on welfare

Yet they're the ones who complain about taxes

And we're the ones who pull our own weight


LMAO  :rotf:

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Ezlivin  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 11:15 AM
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40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

blah
blah
blah

How long do you think those businesses and entrepreneurs will stay there under a 90% Top Marginal Rate?

Something tells me you haven't thought this through. :mental:
 

Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: LC EFA on October 24, 2008, 01:28:36 AM
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Ezlivin  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 11:15 AM
Response to Original message
40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

blah
blah
blah

...but no military to ensure that it stays yours... *snicker*
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Rebel on October 24, 2008, 08:22:25 AM
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Ezlivin  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 11:15 AM

40. HOW TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY
 Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 11:16 AM by Ezlivin
Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly but to give you a clear pictures: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

blah
blah
blah

You get Harvard, we get Ole Miss, Emory, Tulane, Vanderbilt, Rice, Millsaps, Georgia Tech, VMI, The Citadel, Wake Forest, Duke, Florida, and all the other good schools. Cool.

We also get all of the entrepreneurs since they'll be flocking to our country to get away from your excessive taxation that you'll need to pay for your womb to tomb programs. We get Coca-Cola, Bell South, Home Depot, and many, many others.

You can keep the f'n Statue of Liberty. Someone should have scrubbed the words off of her years ago. We're tired of taking the sick, poor, old immigrants of the world. ....now they're your problem.

You get Stem Cell research? Fine, we get the CDC. 

Oh, and the best beaches? Tell ya what, if you think that it's a damn good thing you idiots ARE leaving. New England beaches suck. California beaches? Keep'em, along with the Great Whites. We'll keep Destin, Pensacola, Panama City, Clearwater beach, Miami beach, Daytona beach, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach.

Sounds like a plan.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Flame on October 24, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2008, 08:52:10 AM
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!

No problem: Just bring'em with you when you come down south. I think they'll be an opening in Atlanta after all the shifting is done.
Title: Re: endarkenment, Why not split the Republic in two?
Post by: Tucker on October 24, 2008, 08:53:01 AM
The only problem I see with their division is the loss of Wrigley Field and the Cubbies.   They can keep the rest of Chicago, but I want my Cubbies!

They would also get the Detroit Lions. We'd get the Titans :bow: