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Title: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: BadCat on October 22, 2008, 03:39:54 PM
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Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: thundley4 on October 22, 2008, 03:42:40 PM
No conversion, no cops in the Bushes = lame bouncy.

It's still funny though.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: Texacon on October 22, 2008, 03:44:49 PM
I have two of them at work, young kids right out of college.

I walked into their cube and said "Gimme 20 dollars"

They said "Why?"

I said "You're all for the redistribution of wealth, may as well start now"

One of them retorted, "Well, you make more money than I do".

I said "So now you know how I'll feel".

I wish you could have seen the look on their faces.

Were they 'sheepish'??  You get extra points if they were sheepish.

KC
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2008, 03:50:29 PM
Were they 'sheepish'??  You get extra points if they were sheepish.

KC

And thumbs up from the people in line.  Gotta have the line and the thumbs.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: Thor on October 22, 2008, 03:55:11 PM
In a similar vein, my step-brother wants to support Obama as he is often broke or unemployed. Poor guy tries, but he usually fails. We were discussing Obama and his redistribution of wealth one day. I asked him, "just suppose YOU were making $250,000 per year. Now, think about this, Obama wants to take 40% of your money every year. Do you think that's fair??" His reply was, "Hell NO!! I EARNED that money and it should be mine !!" I MAY have converted him, but I'm not quite sure yet. At least he's starting to get what the Big O is all about.
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2008, 10:09:31 PM
You forgot to start bouncy with, "SO..."
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: overlord on October 22, 2008, 11:45:07 PM
You forgot the most important part....

SO...I have two of them at work, young kids right out of college.

I walked into their cube and said "Gimme 20 dollars"

They said "Why?"

I said "You're all for the redistribution of wealth, may as well start now"

One of them retorted, "Well, you make more money than I do".

I said "So now you know how I'll feel".

I wish you could have seen the look on their faces.

Might have gotten ya more points....just sayin...
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: Texacon on October 23, 2008, 07:09:08 AM
Damn this is a tough crowd!   :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: USA4ME on October 24, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
Here's another one, BC.

My wife got an e-mail from someone who went to a restaurant and the waiter had on a Dem nominee Il Duce tie.  This person commented on the tie, mentioned that Il Duce wants to "spread the wealth," so instead of giving the waiter the tip they were going to give it to a homeless person that was outside the restaurant.  Said the waiter got all upset, said that he had earned the tip, etc,...  It didn't work.  The person went outside and gave the bum the tip, who was very happy to receive money he didn't work for.

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Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: Flame on October 24, 2008, 11:55:56 AM
Here's another one, BC.

My wife got an e-mail from someone who went to a restaurant and the waiter had on a Dem nominee Il Duce tie.  This person commented on the tie, mentioned that Il Duce wants to "spread the wealth," so instead of giving the waiter the tip they were going to give it to a homeless person that was outside the restaurant.  Said the waiter got all upset, said that he had earned the tip, etc,...  It didn't work.  The person went outside and gave the bum the tip, who was very happy to receive money he didn't work for.

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 :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: How to piss off a Hussien supporter.
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 27, 2008, 08:12:54 AM
No bushes, no cops ?????? The DUmmies must be living in government project housing?