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Title: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: bijou on October 22, 2008, 12:00:57 PM
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FORT PIERCE — A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.

Ermith Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after allegedly walking out of a Walgreens on Orange Avenue without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Emonfils also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of “extra long” black fake eyelashes.

She pulled what appeared to be a dollar bill from her overalls and tried handing it to an officer, but the officer didn’t take it.

“The woman began speaking strangely and trying to get close to me,” the affidavit states.

Emonfils said, “Sex? Sex?” while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.

As officers put her in a patrol car, she “grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” at two officers.

“Both officers told her to drop the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin, but the suspect refused,” the affidavit states. “I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross.”...
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/22/fort-pierce-woman-accused-shoplifting-brandishing-/)

I think gross would be an apt description.
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
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Ermith Emonfils
WTH???  Did both of her parents have a lisp?
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Flame on October 22, 2008, 12:08:49 PM
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/22/fort-pierce-woman-accused-shoplifting-brandishing-/)

I think gross would be an apt description.

I think gross would be a vast understatement!
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 22, 2008, 12:44:40 PM
Florida?  Say it isn't so, Bijou! :-)
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: bijou on October 22, 2008, 01:31:23 PM
Florida?  Say it isn't so, Bijou! :-)

Sorry Ralphie it is.

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lHD5DbAAdrU/Rs9YsUA8raI/AAAAAAAAALE/yLMA3QlijNA/Ashamed.jpg)

Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2008, 02:20:21 PM
Sounds like a clear case of Assault with a Disgusting Weapon.
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: NHSparky on October 22, 2008, 10:20:09 PM
I wonder if they'll let her out in time or did she already vote for Obama?

(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg)
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Miss Mia on October 23, 2008, 08:49:00 AM
That's just disgusting.  :puke:
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: thundley4 on October 23, 2008, 08:50:40 AM
Relax, just go with the flow.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 23, 2008, 10:51:45 AM
Relax, just go with the flow.  :uhsure:
This must be a rough "period" in her life! :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Chris_ on October 23, 2008, 11:05:48 AM
She's lucky they didn't shoot her
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 23, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
I think I see the problem.....bad hair day.
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Chris on October 23, 2008, 03:08:51 PM
Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Tantal on October 23, 2008, 05:22:43 PM
Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?
Kind of, but not quite as crazy looking.
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Miss Mia on October 23, 2008, 05:36:17 PM
Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?

(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg)  (http://iusbvision.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cynthia_mckinney.jpg)



Pretty close.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 24, 2008, 09:39:36 AM
(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg)  (http://iusbvision.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cynthia_mckinney.jpg)



Pretty close.   :rotf:

Looks like they go to the same stylist! :-)
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Chris_ on October 24, 2008, 11:27:18 AM
Looks like they go to the same stylist! :-)
You mean they meant to look like that?   :o
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 24, 2008, 12:10:43 PM
You mean they meant to look like that?   :o
It's called "hood rat chic" You'll find it everywhere liberals are in power :-)
Title: Re: Florida woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
Post by: Chris_ on October 24, 2008, 12:20:51 PM
It's called "hood rat chic" You'll find it everywhere liberals are in power :-)
Yeah?  Well then Mrs. Ooooobamalamdingondmessiah needs to catch up or she ain't gonna have any street-cred.   :-)