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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 22, 2008, 12:00:57 PM
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FORT PIERCE — A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin†Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Ermith Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after allegedly walking out of a Walgreens on Orange Avenue without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Emonfils also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of “extra long†black fake eyelashes.
She pulled what appeared to be a dollar bill from her overalls and tried handing it to an officer, but the officer didn’t take it.
“The woman began speaking strangely and trying to get close to me,†the affidavit states.
Emonfils said, “Sex? Sex?†while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.
As officers put her in a patrol car, she “grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin†at two officers.
“Both officers told her to drop the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin, but the suspect refused,†the affidavit states. “I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross.â€...
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/22/fort-pierce-woman-accused-shoplifting-brandishing-/)
I think gross would be an apt description.
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Ermith Emonfils
WTH??? Did both of her parents have a lisp?
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link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/22/fort-pierce-woman-accused-shoplifting-brandishing-/)
I think gross would be an apt description.
I think gross would be a vast understatement!
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Florida? Say it isn't so, Bijou! :-)
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Florida? Say it isn't so, Bijou! :-)
Sorry Ralphie it is.
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lHD5DbAAdrU/Rs9YsUA8raI/AAAAAAAAALE/yLMA3QlijNA/Ashamed.jpg)
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Sounds like a clear case of Assault with a Disgusting Weapon.
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I wonder if they'll let her out in time or did she already vote for Obama?
(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg)
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That's just disgusting. :puke:
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Relax, just go with the flow. :uhsure:
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Relax, just go with the flow. :uhsure:
This must be a rough "period" in her life! :uhsure: :-)
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She's lucky they didn't shoot her
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I think I see the problem.....bad hair day.
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Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?
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Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?
Kind of, but not quite as crazy looking.
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Is it just me or does that lady bear a strong resemblance to Cynthia McKinney?
(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg) (http://iusbvision.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cynthia_mckinney.jpg)
Pretty close. :rotf:
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(http://media.tcpalm.com/tcp/content/img/photos/2008/10/22/ermith_emonfils_t220.jpg) (http://iusbvision.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cynthia_mckinney.jpg)
Pretty close. :rotf:
Looks like they go to the same stylist! :-)
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Looks like they go to the same stylist! :-)
You mean they meant to look like that? :o
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You mean they meant to look like that? :o
It's called "hood rat chic" You'll find it everywhere liberals are in power :-)
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It's called "hood rat chic" You'll find it everywhere liberals are in power :-)
Yeah? Well then Mrs. Ooooobamalamdingondmessiah needs to catch up or she ain't gonna have any street-cred. :-)