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Title: On second thought, my cold doesn't bother me
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2008, 11:28:08 PM

EWW! EWW!! EWW!!! (http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/10/auto-urine-therapy.html)
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**** it, I'll stay sick

Title: Re: On second thought, my cold doesn't bother me
Post by: Chris on October 21, 2008, 11:29:58 PM

 :rotf:

I feel your pain.

Title: Re: On second thought, my cold doesn't bother me
Post by: Chris on October 21, 2008, 11:31:36 PM

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Drinking:
Morning urine is best. Take the middle stream. You can start with a few drops, building up to one glass a day. Good as a tonic, as a preventive and in minor illnesses.

Fasting:
Drink all the urine you pass, except for the evenings—otherwise you won’t get any sleep. You can also take some extra water. The urine will quickly change its taste into almost neutral. Fasting on urine and water cleanses the blood. Toxins are removed through liver, skin and exhalation.

Gargle:
Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold.

Enemas:
Urine enemas work very well in cleansing the colon and in providing a direct immune stimulant.

Vaginal douche:
Helpful in cases such as yeast problems, white discharge, etc.

Ear and eye drops:
For ear infections, conjunctivitis, glaucoma. For the eyes, dilute the urine with some water.

Sniffing urine/Neti:
Sinusitis and other nose problems. Very good preventive for colds and to clean the subtlechannels in the head.

uh...

Title: Re: On second thought, my cold doesn't bother me
Post by: bijou on October 22, 2008, 02:09:04 AM

I had heard of this, but somehow had avoided ever really thinking about the details, until now. :( :puke: :puke:

Title: Re: On second thought, my cold doesn't bother me
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2008, 12:23:20 PM

Quote from: bijou on October 22, 2008, 02:09:04 AM

I had heard of this, but somehow had avoided ever really thinking about the details, until now. :( :puke: :puke:

You're welcome