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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Miss Mia on October 21, 2008, 02:46:23 PM
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Mom: Book on bunny suicides is not funny (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008290959_bunnysuicides21.html)
HALSEY, Ore. — One way or another, a Halsey woman promises to keep a popular cartoon book out of the Central Linn High School library.
Taffey Anderson says "The Book of Bunny Suicides" is not appropriate for anyone, but especially children. She inspected the book her 13-year-old son checked out of the library, and what she saw convinced her to never return it.
The 2003 book by British author Andy Riley is a collection of cartoons showing a rabbit attempting to end his life in bizarre ways. Anderson's son told her he checked it out because his friends said it was funny.
"It is a comic book, but that's not funny. Not at all," Anderson told the Albany Democrat-Herald newspaper. "I don't care if your kid is 16, 17, 18. It's wrong."
Anderson contacted principal Julie Knoedler, who told her about the district's book-challenge policy.
Anderson plans to fill out the forms, but she's not taking any chances. Once the review is over, regardless of the outcome, she plans to burn it.
"They're not getting this book back," she said, adding that if the library replaces it: "I'll have somebody else check it out and I'll keep that one. I'm just disgusted by the whole ordeal."
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Amazon Link (http://www.amazon.com/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley/dp/0452285186)
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I posted some of these once for Tarmigan. Bunny Suicides (http://sexy.dapaura.com/crazy/bunny/)
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"It is a comic book, but that's not funny. Not at all," Anderson told the Albany Democrat-Herald newspaper. "I don't care if your kid is 16, 17, 18. It's wrong."
If you are protecting your kid at 16,17 or 18 from this kind of thing he/she is probably going to be tied to your apron-strings forever. You know -- a DUmmy.
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Anderson plans to fill out the forms, but she's not taking any chances. Once the review is over, regardless of the outcome, she plans to burn it.
"They're not getting this book back," she said, adding that if the library replaces it: "I'll have somebody else check it out and I'll keep that one. I'm just disgusted by the whole ordeal."
Gotta love that one-sided First Amendment thingey
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Amazon Link (http://www.amazon.com/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley/dp/0452285186)
Bullshit. That book is ****ing awesome. What makes it even more awesome is that my mother bought it for me.
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Hay, guys, we're supposed to be the Nazis, remember. Burn it, burn it!!!!11!1!!1!111!11eleventy-one
just kidding!! :tongue: I don't think my youngest would like it at all, but I wouldn't complain about it anymore than I do about Calvin and Hobbs or Garfield. ::)
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The Book of Bunny Suicide SHOULD BE MANDATORY READING FOR ALL KIDS!!!!!!! BUNNIES DAMN YOUR SOUL AND HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE THE BIBLE FOR ANTI-BUNNIES AND PTARMIGAN LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Parents like this remind me of Pink Floyd...
Mother, do you think theyll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think theyll like this song?
Mother, do you think theyll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I build a wall?
Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa is it just a waste of time?
Hush, my baby. baby, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Mommas gonna put all of her fears into you.
Mommas gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mommas gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, of course mommas gonna help build a wall.
Mother, do you think shes good enough,
For me?
Mother, do you think shes dangerous,
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooooowaa mother, will she break my heart?
Hush, my baby. baby, dont you cry.
Mommas gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Momma wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mommas gonna wait up until you get in.
Momma will always find out where youve been.
Mommas gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Oooo babe.
Oooo babe.
Ooo babe, youll always be baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high?
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Bullshit. That book is ******* awesome. What makes it even more awesome is that my mother bought it for me.
I like that book too. They should make all kids read it to show the God hating sodomite damned beast that bunnies are.