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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 21, 2008, 01:25:57 PM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,441987,00.html
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — A large chunk of metal plummeted to earth from the sky and crushed one side of a car in New Jersey, The Jersey Journal reported.
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Alfred Michaels had parked the rental car around 7:30 a.m., Police said. The Mentor, Ohio, resident returned at 9:45 a.m. and found the passenger-side and window smashed.
When examining the part, there was an "Aliens for Obama" sticker written in Tenctonese
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So that's what happened to that giant ship that was supposed to be here earlier.
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So that's what happened to that giant ship that was supposed to be here earlier.
For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time.
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Ok which one of you turned on the Wellstone machine again?
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Obviously the Jersey Devil
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/JDevil.jpg)
took a crap after eating an automat
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/automat2.jpg)
They usually just eat the whole thing instead of trying to separate the food (customers, sandwiches) from the metal and plastic bits.
This is why there are very few automats left.