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Title: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 09:45:12 PM: I see my bitch slap count increasing. While I see this as a badge of honor, I would like to know who is doing this so I can send them coupons for a free car wash or a hand job courtesy Cindy Sheehan.
WTF?!?!?! How the hell did I get hand job coupons from Cindy Sheehan?!?!?!

Am I drinking again?
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: BEG on October 20, 2008, 09:53:50 PM: Yes
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Miss Mia on October 20, 2008, 09:55:18 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
I see my bitch slap count increasing. While I see this as a badge of honor, I would like to know who is doing this so I can send them coupons for a free car wash or a hand job courtesy Cindy Sheehan.
WTF?!?!?! How the hell did I get hand job coupons from Cindy Sheehan?!?!?!

Am I drinking again?

yes apparently you are, and it's a lot.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: djones520 on October 20, 2008, 10:01:39 PM: I just bitch slapped you for creating this thread. :hammer:
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Lanie on October 20, 2008, 10:29:27 PM: I just H5ed you to counteract one of the BSs. lol.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 10:59:54 PM: Quote from: djones520 on October 20, 2008, 10:01:39 PM
I just bitch slapped you for creating this thread. :hammer:
Damn! My life has been elevated to a higher plane. I must say, your support will garner you 12 Cindy Sheehan BJ coupons.
Crap! I just downed 2 quarts of White Zinfidel - I need you to know, your recognition has it's own intoxication values.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2008, 11:04:38 PM: Quote
I don't mind coming to work but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch SLAP!
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 11:07:39 PM: Quote from: BEG on October 20, 2008, 09:53:50 PM
Yes

I love you and so does my self-indulged sexual gratifications.
Did I get that right?
I gotta tell ya - a response from BEG is is like verification of one's importance of existence!
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 11:10:49 PM: Quote from: freedumb2003 on October 20, 2008, 11:04:38 PM

I need you to know my friend that I idolize you and the other Vets here like no other.
You mostly because you live in my brain!
Of course, in my local society, they have no problem with me pushing the shopping cart around the strip mall. :bow: :tongue:
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: djones520 on October 20, 2008, 11:14:25 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 10:59:54 PM
Damn! My life has been elevated to a higher plane. I must say, your support will garner you 12 Cindy Sheehan BJ coupons.
Crap! I just downed 2 quarts of White Zinfidel - I need you to know, your recognition has it's own intoxication values.

Thanks. I was wondering about what I should give some moonbat friends for Christmas.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: DarkHalo on October 21, 2008, 12:13:53 AM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
I see my bitch slap count increasing. While I see this as a badge of honor, I would like to know who is doing this so I can send them coupons for a free car wash or a hand job courtesy Cindy Sheehan.
WTF?!?!?! How the hell did I get hand job coupons from Cindy Sheehan?!?!?!

Am I drinking again?

I see my BS count as a total badge of honor. I know exactly who has been bitch slapping me and I laugh every time I think of it. Watch and youll see my count go up dramatically again in the next few days, lol.

Does drinking have anything to do with it? NAWWWWW!!!
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: whiffleball on October 21, 2008, 05:13:49 AM: Well, shit, I've already got two and a complete N00b. Can't even blame it on drinking, but if somebody has some Chivas I could use a hot toddy.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Tantal on October 21, 2008, 02:10:36 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
I love you and so does my self-indulged sexual gratifications.
Did I get that right?
I gotta tell ya - a response from BEG is is like verification of one's importance of existence!
Bitch-Slap for going beyond the limits of proper decorum. To be honest, that post is just a little creepy.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Lord Undies on October 21, 2008, 02:14:07 PM: It's me. You just piss me off.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: BEG on October 21, 2008, 02:20:46 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
I love you and so does my self-indulged sexual gratifications.
Did I get that right?
I gotta tell ya - a response from BEG is is like verification of one's importance of existence!

H5 for your glaringly obvious brown nosing.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: DarkHalo on October 21, 2008, 02:46:57 PM: Quote from: Tantal on October 21, 2008, 02:10:36 PM
Bitch-Slap for going beyond the limits of proper decorum. To be honest, that post is just a little creepy.

Its only creepy if you think about it. I try never to actually think about what i read here. :lmao:
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Wineslob on October 21, 2008, 02:48:01 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 11:07:39 PM
I love you and so does my self-indulged sexual gratifications.
Did I get that right?
I gotta tell ya - a response from BEG is is like verification of one's importance of existence!

That or cyber sex. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: asdf2231 on October 21, 2008, 03:08:53 PM: Quote from: PatriotGame on October 20, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
I see my bitch slap count increasing. While I see this as a badge of honor, I would like to know who is doing this so I can send them coupons for a free car wash or a hand job courtesy Cindy Sheehan.
WTF?!?!?! How the hell did I get hand job coupons from Cindy Sheehan?!?!?!

Am I drinking again?

Bitchslap for being whiny drunk guy! :naughty:
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: BEG on October 21, 2008, 03:14:54 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on October 21, 2008, 02:48:01 PM
That or cyber sex. :evillaugh:

Bitch slap for referring to me and cyber sex at the same time.
Title: Re: who the **** is bitching me?
Post by: Wineslob on October 21, 2008, 04:13:11 PM: My life is complete.