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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 19, 2008, 10:54:11 AM
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A man has been arrested and jailed in the U.S for “receiving sexual favours from a vacuum†at a car wash, police say.
The 29-year-old was caught after a local resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, called the police when he saw the man acting suspiciously at the car wash.
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_arrested_for_sex_with_car_wash_vacuum&in_article_id=362139&in_page_id=2)
At least the cops didn't try to sweep this under the carpet.
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Dude got arrested for that? Man, that sucks.
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there must be dick to do in Swan Creek Township on a saturday night.
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The vacuum can't help that it carries such a strong attraction.
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hmmm. it was a "bright and early in the morning" thing. I would have guessed this was a 2AM sort of thing.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
More (http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1499800)
ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking. indecent exposure? I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health. I am allergic to lint. dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death. and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."
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ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking. indecent exposure? I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health. I am allergic to lint. dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death. and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."
Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution. :rofl:
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Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution. :rofl:
his last act was stuffing quarters under the vacuum's hose, so maybe that was the charge . . . .
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If this goest to court, the guy's gonna get hosed. :-)
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Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange. :o
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Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange. :o
...maybe if she had better attachments... :-)
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...maybe if she had better attachments... :-)
:rotf:
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Hmmph, just another vacuous pleasure-seeker.
:-)
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Did the vacuum swallow?
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Did the vacuum swallow?
Bet it needs a new filter now.
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Aristotle once observed that nature abhors a vacuum. Apparently the aversion is mutual.
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