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Title: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: bijou on October 19, 2008, 10:54:11 AM
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A man has been arrested and jailed in the U.S for “receiving sexual favours from a vacuum” at a car wash, police say.

The 29-year-old was caught after a local resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, called the police when he saw the man acting suspiciously at the car wash.
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_arrested_for_sex_with_car_wash_vacuum&in_article_id=362139&in_page_id=2)

At least the cops didn't try to sweep this under the carpet.
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: NHSparky on October 19, 2008, 11:27:46 AM
Dude got arrested for that?  Man, that sucks.
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Wretched Excess on October 19, 2008, 06:58:03 PM

there must be dick to do in Swan Creek Township on a saturday night.
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Miss Mia on October 19, 2008, 07:04:16 PM
The vacuum can't help that it carries such a strong attraction. 
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Wretched Excess on October 19, 2008, 07:06:10 PM


hmmm.  it was a "bright and early in the morning" thing.  I would have guessed this was a 2AM sort of thing.

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Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

More (http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1499800)

ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking.  indecent exposure?  I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health.  I am allergic to lint.  dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death.  and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."

Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Miss Mia on October 19, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking.  indecent exposure?  I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health.  I am allergic to lint.  dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death.  and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."



Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Wretched Excess on October 19, 2008, 07:33:40 PM
Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution.  :rofl:

his last act was stuffing quarters under the vacuum's hose, so maybe that was the charge . . . .


Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
If this goest to court, the guy's gonna get hosed.   :-)
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: thundley4 on October 20, 2008, 06:39:54 AM
Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange.  :o
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2008, 07:54:39 AM
Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange.  :o
...maybe if she had better attachments...   :-)
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: RobJohnson on October 20, 2008, 09:54:59 AM
...maybe if she had better attachments...   :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 20, 2008, 02:18:06 PM
Hmmph, just another vacuous pleasure-seeker.

 :-)
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: RobJohnson on October 20, 2008, 04:27:44 PM
Did the vacuum swallow?
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: Chris_ on October 20, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
Did the vacuum swallow?
Bet it needs a new filter now. 
Title: Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
Post by: USA4ME on October 20, 2008, 06:14:49 PM
Aristotle once observed that nature abhors a vacuum. Apparently the aversion is mutual.

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