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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 16, 2008, 11:29:54 PM
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Shocking development: Mrs Obama decides enough is enough: “My husband was born in Hawaii and adopted by his step father, does that make him unpatriotic; she asksâ€, on a direct telephone to API. (http://africanpress.wordpress.com/2008/10/15/shocking-development-mrs-obama-decides-enough-is-enough-my-husband-was-born-in-hawaii-and-adopted-by-his-step-father-does-that-make-him-unpatriotic-she-asks-on-a-direct-telephone-to-api/)
Accusing API of colluding with American internet bloggers in an effort to bring down her husband, Mrs Obama said she decided to call API because of what she termed, API’s help to spread rumours created by American bloggers and other racist media outlets in their efforts to damage a black man’s name, saying she hopes African Media was mature enough to be in the front to give unwavering support to her husband, a man Africans should identify themselves with.
When API told her that our online news media was only relaying what the American Bloggers and other media outlets had discovered through their investigations, Mrs Obama was angered and she came out loud with the following: “African press International is supposed to support Africans and African-American view,†and she went to state that, “it is strange that API has chosen to support the racists against my husband.
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She then went on and said "by the way, please let your people know I am trying to get back in touch with that guy who is my late great grand uncle's lawyer and am ready to talk to him about how to collect the family fortune he left me."
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I do not understand why the inability of Barack Hussein to produce a real live birth certificate, like the one I have from when I was born seven years before him, isn't the biggest news in all the Sane Media.
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I do not understand why the inability of Barack Hussein to produce a real live birth certificate, like the one I have from when I was born seven years before him, isn't the biggest news in all the Sane Media.
Because a virgin birth is difficult to document.
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Because a virgin birth is difficult to document.
No, it's not. I already told you *I* have a birth certificate.
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No, it's not. I already told you *I* have a birth certificate.
Ah yes -- when I was in bed with your mom, she kept calling out your dad's name: Oh God! Oh God!
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Ah yes -- when I was in bed with your mom, she kept calling out your dad's name: Oh God! Oh God!
Considering you were thirteen years old when she died, her "Oh God"'s was most likely due to laughter. Yo'know, like on your first honeymoon.
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Considering you were thirteen years old when she died, her "Oh God"'s was most likely due to laughter. Yo'know, like on your first honeymoon.
That was YOU behind the curtain?
Damn, I thought the bitch brought a recorded laugh track. I guess she was fantasizing about you and couldn't stop laughing. And don't congratulate yourself. I know of several guys she cut off long after the 2 weeks after we were married.
(and actually every knows you are older than Moses -- but no reason to let a "You Mama" joke slide by.)
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No, it's not. I already told you *I* have a birth certificate.
H5, notch, etc.... :bow:
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No, it's not. I already told you *I* have a birth certificate.
I guess there is a Democrat-orator sort of truth in your implication, since you most likely were a virgin when you were born....
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