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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on October 16, 2008, 01:09:43 PM
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I needed a good laugh at lunch.
You're FIRED (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x77825)
BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-14-08 06:23 PM
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Does anyone here communicate with the spirit guides of others?
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As some of you know, I'm trying to replace one of my guides. But I have no idea whether or not the replacement guide is here yet. Can anyone tell me if I've successfully "switched out" guides yet? If so, please PM.
I wonder if I could get a spirit guide that could give me next weeks Mega Millions numbers?
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This stuff alwys slays me given their propensity to calling Christianity a fairy tale for bullies ie fundies. :rotf:
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The truth is.....her spirit guide left her moonbatty ass.
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Oh dear, Flippy went a step too far messing with Blue. Perhaps he overdid the Palin impersonation a tad.
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That's sad to learn of your firing over the internet. :( After all that I've done for her.
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I'm not an American Indian, but I always thought that the spirit guide chose the person not the other way around. Isn't there some ritual involving fasting and surviving in the wilderness to attain your true spirit guide? I sure don't see any DUmmie going to that much trouble for anything.
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That's sad to learn of your firing over the internet. :( After all that I've done for her.
Never mind Flippy, I'm sure you'll find a new and more grateful moonbat host. :)
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Never mind Flippy, I'm sure you'll find a new and more grateful moonbat host. :)
Here let me help out . Have them get one of these and call us in the morning. Maybe.
(http://pe.elmstreet-online.com/shop1/catalog/images/palis_Micro%20Face%20Hugger.jpg)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Can that post be anything but from a mole???
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I am a Capitalist. I am opening an staffing agency for spirit guides. I use to own a staffing agency for nurses - how much different could it be?
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I am a Capitalist. I am opening an staffing agency for spirit guides. I use to own a staffing agency for nurses - how much different could it be?
Well, you will save a bundle on not having to buy all those little white hats that the nurses wear.
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Well, you will save a bundle on not having to buy all those little white hats that the nurses wear.
Really, almost none of them wear the hats anymore, and the ones they have been awarded are to distinguish from what nursing program they received their degree. There is no savings there.
We could require spirit guides to wear an official Undies Agency spirit guide uniform, though.
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Really, almost none of them wear the hats anymore, and the ones they have been awarded are to distinguish from what nursing program they received their degree. There is no savings there.
We could require spirit guides to wear an official Undies Agency spirit guide uniform, though.
Nurses are like Flight Attendants.
The fantasy:
(http://tripcart.typepad.com/tripcart_the_blog/images/psa_5_uploaded_by_avi_abrams_at_flickr.jpg)
(http://www.ukemergency.co.uk/fire/dscd0180.jpg)
The reality:
(http://www.travelquality.com/flights/pictures/cabincrew/Northwest/Northwest001.jpg)
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_UrQwt1FMNrg/Rn-W3e_SrrI/AAAAAAAAAs0/di5UVb4wVkc/s400/100_0025.JPG)
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Dear Spirit Guide Employment Agency,
My name is BlueIris, as you recall the last spirit guide you sent me had an aura that clashed with mine. I just cannot have a spirit guide who is a chartreuse or burnt umber while I am in the light orchid to violet spectrum. It throws my karmic intuition completely off balance which makes it impossible to achieve oneness with the universe. The best match for me would be a turquoise, possibly a fuchsia . While my smoky quartz talisman does blend well with any aura, my cat, Monnbeam Lightworker is a topaz and additional auras in that color family means that I am unable to leave my body and astral travel unless I'm standing on my head facing north. It's impossible to achieve the proper meditative state when my skull is being crushed into the floor. Also, if possible could you send a guide who has the initial Q, L, or F in their name so that it won't be so hard to align my Chakras during the quarter moon.
Peace,
BlueIris
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Dear Spirit Guide Employment Agency,
My name is BlueIris, as you recall the last spirit guide you sent me had an aura that clashed with mine. I just cannot have a spirit guide who is a chartreuse or burnt umber while I am in the light orchid to violet spectrum. It throws my karmic intuition completely off balance which makes it impossible to achieve oneness with the universe. The best match for me would be a turquoise, possibly a fuchsia . While my smoky quartz talisman does blend well with any aura, my cat, Monnbeam Lightworker is a topaz and additional auras in that color family means that I am unable to leave my body and astral travel unless I'm standing on my head facing north. It's impossible to achieve the proper meditative state when my skull is being crushed into the floor. Also, if possible could you send a guide who has the initial Q, L, or F in their name so that it won't be so hard to align my Chakras during the quarter moon.
Peace,
BlueIris
:rotf:
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BlueIris
Does anyone here communicate with the spirit guides of others?
As some of you know, I'm trying to replace one of my guides. But I have no idea whether or not the replacement guide is here yet. Can anyone tell me if I've successfully "switched out" guides yet?
There will be a slight delay. The Spirit Guide Union hired ACRON to sign up new applicants and we are currently in the process of using the courts to force our secretary go through them and separate the valid from the fradulent.
In the meanwhile, we can send you a temporary, though we can't guarantee that you can keep them until after we straighten out this current mess. Should you so choose to accept a temp, would you like Mickey Mouse or Tony Romo?
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There will be a slight delay. The Spirit Guide Union hired ACRON to sign up new applicants and we are currently in the process of using the courts to force our secretary go through them and separate the valid from the fradulent. It seems that a large portion of the applicants only heard "spirits" and assumed they were of the liquid type.
In the meanwhile, we can send you a temporary, though we can't guarantee that you can keep them until after we straighten out this current mess. Should you so choose to accept a temp, would you like Mickey Mouse or Tony Romo?
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All your spirit guides are belong to us!