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Title: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: asdf2231 on October 15, 2008, 10:22:52 PM
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Ava  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore  Wed Oct-15-08 07:35 PM
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something weird happened today
so, something weird happened today. i was coming back from a quick trip out of town to the county court house(checking my voter registration) and turned off onto a back road to get home quicker. there was a cop parked on the side of the road who got out of his car, walked into the road, and got me to stop. then he asked to see my license and registration.

so i give him my license, look around for my registration.. i was in my mom's van, not my car, so i'm not sure where it is. after digging around for a few secs he says "just make sure you get an '08 sticker on those tags". so i say "yes sir, thanks" and leave. i get home, check the license... it expires in august of '09. and, he couldn't have seen my tag anyways.. he parked was in front of me, not behind me. he also told me he liked my license picture which didn't help the sketchiness. it was really really was weird.


Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2008, 10:28:09 PM
When did she turn 18?  I don't think she's eligible to vote, is she?
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2008, 10:30:24 PM
When did she turn 18?  I don't think she's eligible to vote, is she?

Even if she is 18, I believe the criminally insane are still prohibited from voting.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 15, 2008, 10:30:46 PM
When did she turn 18?  I don't think she's eligible to vote, is she?

Not if she's registered by those Nuts in ACORN.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: mamacags on October 16, 2008, 03:20:37 AM
Stupid girl!!!!!  If this is even partly true I hope somone explains to her the dangers of stopping for anyone when you are alone on a back road.  Do you know how easy it is to buy a police uniform and badge online? :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:  Just call 911 and tell them to radio the policeman that you won't be pulling over until you get to a public area.  A real policeman will understand.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: DixieBelle on October 16, 2008, 06:17:39 AM
I thought she wasn't turning 18 for a few more weeks. I wouldn't think she would meet the cut off for registering this year.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: Carl on October 16, 2008, 06:28:21 AM
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Ava  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore  Wed Oct-15-08 07:35 PM
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something weird happened today
so, something weird happened today. i was coming back from a quick trip out of town to the county court house(checking my voter registration) and turned off onto a back road to get home quicker. there was a cop parked on the side of the road who got out of his car, walked into the road, and got me to stop. then he asked to see my license and registration.

so i give him my license, look around for my registration.. i was in my mom's van, not my car, so i'm not sure where it is. after digging around for a few secs he says "just make sure you get an '08 sticker on those tags". so i say "yes sir, thanks" and leave. i get home, check the license... it expires in august of '09. and, he couldn't have seen my tag anyways.. he parked was in front of me, not behind me. he also told me he liked my license picture   which didn't help the sketchiness. it was really really was weird.

It is hard to stay on the story when it is made up but eventually one gets to the reason it was created.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: whiffleball on October 16, 2008, 06:50:26 AM
She's being schooled well at the font of filth and lies that is the DUmp.  That bouncy burst in flight.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2008, 06:58:38 AM
...and the moral of the story is: some cops like pork.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: whiffleball on October 16, 2008, 07:06:54 AM
...and the moral of the story is: some cops like pork.

You so bad!  H5 for making me :lmao: this morning.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: jinxmchue on October 16, 2008, 08:55:42 AM
...and the moral of the story is: some cops like pork.

Oh, dude!  You're goin' to HAY-UL!!!!!
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: jinxmchue on October 16, 2008, 09:08:15 AM
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Ava  (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore  Wed Oct-15-08 07:35 PM
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something weird happened today

Starts out fake.

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so,

Obvious sign it's fake.

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something weird happened today.

Being repetitive = fake.

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i was coming back from a quick trip out of town to the county court house(checking my voter registration)

Fake.  No one simply drives to court house to "check their voter registration."  Not unless you're a paranoid lunatic with no life outside of mom's basement where you post to some loser internet forum populated by liars and morons.

Oh, wait...  Maybe that part is believable.

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and turned off onto a back road to get home quicker.

Alabama back roads being quicker that main highways?  I don't think so.  Fake.

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there was a cop parked on the side of the road who got out of his car, walked into the road, and got me to stop. then he asked to see my license and registration.

A cop parked off the main highways on some little-traveled back road who gets out of his vehicle and walks into the road to stop someone?  Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

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so i give him my license, look around for my registration.. i was in my mom's van, not my car, so i'm not sure where it is. after digging around for a few secs he says "just make sure you get an '08 sticker on those tags". so i say "yes sir, thanks" and leave. i get home, check the license... it expires in august of '09. and, he couldn't have seen my tag anyways.. he parked was in front of me, not behind me.

No plates on the front?  Is that legal in Alabama?

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he also told me he liked my license picture

FAKE!!!!!!!!

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which didn't help the sketchiness.

The only thing that's sketchy here is Ava's bouncy story.

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it was really really was weird.

It was really, really fake.  And so is Ava's grammar.  Shows you how well liberals homeschool when Ava writes a sentence like that.  Her homeschooling education is probably as fake as this bouncy.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on October 16, 2008, 10:40:35 AM
Starts out fake.

Obvious sign it's fake.

Being repetitive = fake.

Fake.  No one simply drives to court house to "check their voter registration."  Not unless you're a paranoid lunatic with no life outside of mom's basement where you post to some loser internet forum populated by liars and morons.

Oh, wait...  Maybe that part is believable.

Alabama back roads being quicker that main highways?  I don't think so.  Fake.

A cop parked off the main highways on some little-traveled back road who gets out of his vehicle and walks into the road to stop someone?  Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

No plates on the front?  Is that legal in Alabama?

FAKE!!!!!!!!

The only thing that's sketchy here is Ava's bouncy story.

It was really, really fake.  And so is Ava's grammar.  Shows you how well liberals homeschool when Ava writes a sentence like that.  Her homeschooling education is probably as fake as this bouncy.

I knew this bouncy went all the way up past the stratosphere when the cops said "he liked my picture" *reaches for trash can* BLLLLLLLLEEEEEECCCHHHH!!!!!!!!   :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2008, 11:11:30 AM
Little Ava is indeed eighteen now, as she has mentioned many times in anticipation of her first socialist vote.

While DUmmies prostrate themselves before the Obamessiah now, they have for several years shown reverence for
their chubby madonna Ava.

I say madonna, although she bears a more striking resemblance to a happy Buddha.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: jinxmchue on October 16, 2008, 12:44:39 PM
Little Ava is indeed eighteen now, as she has mentioned many times in anticipation of her first socialist vote.

While DUmmies prostrate themselves before the Obamessiah now, they have for several years shown reverence for
their chubby madonna Ava.

I say madonna, although she bears a more striking resemblance to a happy Buddha.

When Ava finally posts that she voted for Obama, lots of DUmp monkeys are going to be achieving orgasm.
Title: Re: Cop jumps out of the bushes at Ava (Well from the side of the road...)
Post by: jinxmchue on October 16, 2008, 12:49:32 PM
Ava still hasn't updated her site hits in over a year.

http://www.peacetakescourage.com/page-about.htm

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# Monthly Hits:
# August 2007 - 1,016,311
# July 2007 - 1,723,072
# June 2007 - 1,778,816
# May 2007 - 1,747,826
# April 2007 - 2,066,125
# March 2007 - 1,958,496
# February 2007 - 1,581,987
# January 2007 - 969,351
# December 2006 - 751,023
# November 2006 - 743,846
# October 2006 - 1,098,175
# September 2006 - 1,255,367
# August 2006 - 1,236,153
# July 2006 - 2,028,943
# June 2006 - 1,518,241
# May 2006 - 951,405
# April 2006 - 440,037
# March 2006 - 290,586
# February 2006 - 221,417
# January 2006 - 260,308
# December 2005 - 228,716
# November 2005 - 287,068
# October 2005 - 349,252
# September 2005 - 353,599
# August 2005 - 290,959
# July 2005 - 83,533

Gee, I wonder why.